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#1 Feb 06 2004 at 12:36 PM Rating: Good
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1. Office broads. **** those whinin' ******** Smiley: mad

2. Don Cherry. For those of you who do not follow hockey, he is a brash, loud-mouthed idiot that is one of Canada's foremost sweethearts. Jackass. I'd like to poke him in the eyeball with a stick. Smiley: mad Smiley: mad

3. Any of the slack-jawed yokels I have to take the train in with in the morning. Seriously people...look up from the ground and move your fat asses! Smiley: mad Smiley: mad Smiley: mad

4. People that drag their feet when they walk. Or worse stiil, people that slap their feet down so hard on the pavement that their face jiggles when they walk. Jesus...have you given up all hope, losers? Smiley: mad Smiley: mad Smiley: mad [:mad:]



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#2 Feb 06 2004 at 12:46 PM Rating: Good
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People Twiztid loathes:

1. Slow drivers. Anybody that goes exactly the speed limit needs to get the **** out of my way. And don't even get me started on women driving with cell phones...

2. My Spanish TA. He speaks Spanish with a lisp, so it's almost impossible to differentiate between "sesenta" and "setenta" (sixty and seventy, respectively) and the like. It's hard to learn a foreign language when you can't understand your teacher.

3. Narrow-minded people. People who are so blinded by their own opinions, they refuse to look at the other sides of an issue. /smack

4. Spam mailers. The people who fill my inbox with countless emails for the ***** patch and viagra supplaments. As soon as I find out how they got my email address, all **** will be let loose.


Phew, glad I got that out.
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#3 Feb 06 2004 at 12:53 PM Rating: Good
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  • Liberals

  • Other drivers

  • People who park too close to my driveway and then get ***** with me when I call parking enforcement.

  • Yeah, that's pretty much it. The top one weeds out quite a bit of people. :)
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    #4 Feb 06 2004 at 1:05 PM Rating: Decent
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    #1 - People who cant walk in a straight line while sober. common MOVE people i got places to go!!!!!

    #2 - Fat women in spandex.... common now its a privilage not a right....

    #3 - Women Drivers. Sorry yall are pretty horrendous!!!! add a cell phone and the application of makeup and we are talkin death on 4 wheels

    #4 - Drivers in general who dont know how to drive. like when in the right hand turn lane and no cars are comeing you CAN turn on a red unless posted....
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    #5 Feb 06 2004 at 1:15 PM Rating: Decent
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    Most of the time, nobody.

    Right now, everybody. Bad moods don't happen often, but when they do...(insert long string of profanity here)
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    #6 Feb 06 2004 at 1:36 PM Rating: Default
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    1. making a right, from the right hand lane. there is a thing called the shoulder!

    2. while trying to make a right from say, a parking lot on to the road. Why does no one get over to the left lane to let you on?!

    3. no one uses a f'uckin blinker! ARGH! common courtesy people!

    4. As stated above, people on the phone while driving need to be lined up and shot. with really small bullets over and over

    there are more, I just felt like getting the everyday NY driving BS off my chest!

    thanks, good thread Tare
    #7 Feb 06 2004 at 1:42 PM Rating: Good
    * Talk show people. Everyone on them, from producers, to hosts, to guests, to the studio audience. My IQ goes down a point every minute I'm force to watch 2 red neck fatties duking it out because one is sleeping with the other's wife who is also his first cousin.

    * Drivers. All of them. They all need to get off the road when I'm on it. They're morons. Especially the one who insisted on doing 40 in a 55 today just beacuse it snowed two days ago. Hello, the roads are clear dumbass.

    * Users. No, not drug users, computer users. I work in IT, and get countless calls from people who think they know what they are doing on a PC. Nine times out of Ten they are doing something they haven't a clue about, and hose up the system. Then blame me for it.

    Thanks, I feel a little better now.
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    #8 Feb 06 2004 at 1:51 PM Rating: Decent
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    #9 Feb 06 2004 at 1:52 PM Rating: Good
    1) Male drivers

    2) Male drivers that hog the outside labe doing just 70

    3) Male drivers that hog the outside lane doing just 70 whilst talking on a mobile phone

    4) Male drivers that tell boiled baby and ****** jokes





    5) Forums that dont want me to post, wtf is happening here
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    #10 Feb 06 2004 at 1:53 PM Rating: Good
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    -People that wear sweatpants everyday.

    -People that ask personal questions without invitation. Sooooo, when are you having kids? ********

    -People that ask to use my lip balm.

    -All the asses that have stolen hats, mitts and scarfs from me over the years. Get your own cool stuff.

    -People that have whiteheads on their faces. Squueeze that thing, man.

    -People that try and blame me when they hang up on me on the phone. Smiley: mad



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    #11 Feb 06 2004 at 1:54 PM Rating: Decent
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    4) Male drivers that tell boiled baby and ****** jokes


    Phew, close call.

    My specialty is Baby floats. Boiled baby is just gross.

    Edited, Fri Feb 6 14:02:28 2004 by Skeeter
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    #12 Feb 06 2004 at 2:16 PM Rating: Default
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    How could I forget:

    People that don't wash their hands after using the bathroom.

    People that chew with their mouth open, especially gum! blech..
    #13 Feb 06 2004 at 2:17 PM Rating: Good
    Ahh - well thats just fine then







    ../slap
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    #14 Feb 06 2004 at 2:22 PM Rating: Decent
    So wait... I'm confused.

    Are you back to hating me now?

    Sheesh, girls and their mind games...
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    #15 Feb 06 2004 at 2:30 PM Rating: Good
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    So wait... I'm confused.

    Are you back to hating me now?

    Sheesh, girls and their mind games...



    one - nil Smiley: lol








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    #16 Feb 06 2004 at 2:32 PM Rating: Excellent
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    Only one comes to mind now.

    Editors who have no idea how to use Quark and like to blame the paginator for their f'uck ups. Learn your job, idiot.

    Bad day at work. BTW, I'm not the paginator thank god, or I would have told the editor off a long time ago
    #17 Feb 06 2004 at 2:50 PM Rating: Excellent
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    Right now my pet peeves are:

    1. People at work that wait until Friday afternoon to do their portion of a project that they've had for months, then walk out at 5pm and leave you to work during the weekend while they go have a drink and pat each other on the back about how they made deadline.

    2. Pregnant women. So you let some guy ***** you without a condom. Brilliant. I don't want to talk about your new crib,get my **** toner already. And next time keep your legs crossed.

    3. Airlines. Don't charge so much, ******** It's not like you're going to feed me or shield me from the screaming children you'll invariably seat me next to. At least on date I get to exchange food and tranquillity for forbearance and a feel.

    4. Punk ******** You know who you are. Die.
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    #18 Feb 06 2004 at 3:04 PM Rating: Decent
    1)******* that are put in charge of the office because they give good head (That has to be why!)

    2) See #1

    Bad day at the office...
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    #19 Feb 06 2004 at 3:06 PM Rating: Good
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    . People at work that wait until Friday afternoon to do their portion of a project that they've had for months, then walk out at 5pm and leave you to work during the weekend while they go have a drink and pat each other on the back about how they made deadline.




    Shoot em, pure and simple

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    #20 Feb 06 2004 at 3:13 PM Rating: Good
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    -People who don't return phonecalls.

    -People who talk when I'm talking. Ohhh, I really loathe you people.

    -People who feed me empty promises.

    -Distributors of real junk mail. Get that sh*t out of my mailbox.

    -Waitresses that take away my drink before I'm finished. Take you 5 seconds to ask if I'm done.

    -The *** in the office next to me. "Turn down your music. Stop laughing in there. I am distracted by you. What's that smell? Were you here late again last night?" Fu'ck off, guy.

    -My gramma because she's racist and looks like Gollum.

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    #21 Feb 06 2004 at 3:24 PM Rating: Good
    Having a bad day Tare?



    999) people that ask me if im having a bad day
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    #22 Feb 06 2004 at 3:43 PM Rating: Good
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    Tare wrote:
    -People who talk when I'm talking. Ohhh, I really loathe you people.


    I work with someone like that. Drives me insane!!
    #23 Feb 06 2004 at 4:26 PM Rating: Decent
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    1) male drivers (they have a huge agro range)

    2) lazy men that office ******* have to deal with

    3) IT people who they think they are smarter than the rest of us

    4) spammers

    5) people who are unkind to pregnant women

    6) people who make hate lists
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    #24 Feb 06 2004 at 4:27 PM Rating: Good
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    2. Pregnant women. So you let some guy ***** you without a condom. Brilliant. I don't want to talk about your new crib,get my **** toner already. And next time keep your legs crossed.


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    #25 Feb 06 2004 at 5:57 PM Rating: Good
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    -People who say, "I know something about you, but I can't say what it is." Ohhhh...you meanie.
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    #26 Feb 06 2004 at 6:50 PM Rating: Decent
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    People that don't wash their hands after using the bathroom.


    I can see where this would apply to taking a ****, (or leaving one, for you smartasses)or working with food and the such. If you are just taking a ****..don't see the point. If your d'ick is that nasty, or you are ******* on your hands, you got more problems than simply washing your hands can take care of...

    #1. People that pull out in front of me...and f'ucking don't accelerate. The goddamned accelerator is there for a reason you f'ucktards.

    #2. If the left lane is open...pull over and let me merge goddamit. Or do I have to keep running you f'uckers into the left lane?

    #3. Dumdasses who can't figure out that if it has just been painted, don't f'ucking touch it. I'm tired of having my *** yelled at for your f'uckups.

    #4. People that tell me I am going to ****, after I say something that they dislike. (In the habit of telling people, "Yes, I have. And guess what? He was lost. He told me that he hates your f'ucking guts for not coming to get him." after they ask me if I have found Jesus.)

    Edited, Fri Feb 6 19:26:40 2004 by SelfishMan
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    I can see where to would apply to taking a sh*t, (or leaving one, for you smartasses)or working with food and the such. If you are just taking a ****..don't see the point. If your d'ick is that nasty, or you are ******* on your hands, you got more problems than simply washing your hands can take care of...



    no, just wash yer f'uckin hands. Lazy bastids. Touching your c'ock regardless of your hygiene is enough to warrant hand washing.
    #28 Feb 07 2004 at 12:23 AM Rating: Decent
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    People that have a better story than anyone else. Have always been there and done it better.

    Dudes at work that can't **** INSIDE the urinal. My son has better aim than they do.
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    #29 Feb 07 2004 at 1:34 AM Rating: Decent
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    -Ineffective management
    -Ginzo tough guys
    -Inane phone calls when I'm at work 40 stories up on an 8" wide beam.
    -Sunday drivers on Thursdays.
    -People who buy performance vehicles and can't drive. Give it up pal, and get a minivan.
    -The knucklehead at the coffee shop who makes up the 10 coffee orders I just made for the jobsite then doesn't mark them as to what they are. (AND doesn't put the extra sugar on the side in a bag so its all wet and useless when i get to the deck..grrrrr)
    -The jackass who rides the left lane ALL the way up the Highway then at the end screeches across 3 lanes to get out at his/her exit.
    -Those guys who wear those EXTRA long shorts that end right above the ankle. Why don't you just wear pants?

    there's more I know it..just need to simmer down.....Smiley: banghead
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    1. People who insist on creating/using endless forms for the simplest tasks
    2. Telemarketers
    3. "Blind Faith"-ful zealots
    4. Bigots
    5. Disrespecting, condensending, egotistical... errr... nevermind
    #31 Feb 07 2004 at 10:35 AM Rating: Decent
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    Gratz to the f*ck-tard who was unhappy enough about me not liking liberals to rate that post down. Good to know that it's safe to have an opinion. Jesus H. Jumped up Christ on a crucifix, you are a complete sh1twit. Add yourself to the list of people I loathe.
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    #32 Feb 07 2004 at 10:38 AM Rating: Good
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    3) IT people who they think they are smarter than the rest of us


    If you knew one percent of the stories I have about retarded users, you would know why we think we're smarter than the rest of you. It gets proven on a daily basis. You may be the exception, but it gets old having to tell a woman you can't put a telephone cord in to an ethernet card and expect it to connect you to the network.
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    #33 Feb 07 2004 at 11:39 AM Rating: Decent
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    1. Old couples that insist on walking side by side very slowly taking up the entire pavement, move it or die like the disease ridden corpse you will soon become!

    2. People who complain about that 0.1% that you get wrong while completely ignoring the 99.9% you did correctly.

    3. Companies that ***** up you weekends by patching your favorate game on a friday evening then F*ck it up and take 6 hours to get it working again <usually finishing just as you go to bed.>

    4. Manchester City fans, Because no most Mancunians DON'T F*CKING SUPPORT CITY YOU A*SEHOLES!

    5. The French because i do.
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    #34 Feb 08 2004 at 10:19 PM Rating: Decent
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    TheSentientOne wrote:
    How could I forget:

    People that don't wash their hands after using the bathroom.


    my mother taught me not to **** on my hands. and yuor ***** is wrapped in skin just like the rest of your body. OCD is a real problem.

    1. people who think hand washing actually kills bacteria(anyone who has taken a microbio class knows that soap doesnt do **** to bacteria)

    2. retards who have to swipe a crd to pay for a pack of gum.

    3. people who hate new yorkers and are from knoxville, and talk about how tough they are on their block, but always seem to start threats with "me and my friends"......... yes varrus i am talking about you and your redneck buddies =).

    4. people who make up stupid euphamisms for podunk towns nobody has ever heard of like for example Ktown = Knoxville. (varrus)

    5. people who hate paying taxes but love living here.

    6. people who wnat rights but shun responsibility.

    7. wannabe poser christians who cant follow the letter of their values (varrus)

    8. people who actually have an ego when they post on boards (varrus)

    9. telemarketers who stutter.

    10. varrus

    11. the walking shaved monkee who cant take my order at any fastfood place

    12. people who dont understand their station in life. ie the guy at blockbuster who thinks he's a ****** movie critic.

    13. guys who dont know what it means when a lady says no.

    14. idiots who ask my girlfriend if she would like to go to an 'afterparty' three times, and than have the nerve to quiver there lips when i finally step in and tell them to go **** themselves.

    15. guys who talk **** and run away.

    16. people who run there mouth knowing that it is against the law for you to punch them in the face. ie not arguing, but yelling in your face calling you names because you cant hit them until they swing. (im a bouncer)

    17. hypocits (varrus)

    18. people who have an opinion based on other peoples opinions that they have read. ie *******'s who quote montesque, even though the guy has been dead for years.(varrus)(always reminds me of good will hunting)

    19. the current FSCS system

    20. wiggers. or anyone else who postures and poses. (varrus)



    Edited, Sun Feb 8 22:39:13 2004 by VIG
    #35 Feb 09 2004 at 12:15 AM Rating: Decent
    1. Tennessee accents. (I seriously can't understand what some of these people are trying to tell me!)

    2. Liberals who think that countries will quit attacking us if we don't retaliate to them.

    3. The new Creature Handler system on SWG

    4. The fact that SWG does not record how much time you play your characters

    5. People who will NEVER realize they're wrong and keep coming up with TERRIBLE excuses that make them look like idiots. (Most GameFAQs users) (not all, but most)

    6. Turtles that keep getting bigger and bigger and bigger and make you buy expensive stuff to keep them satisfied

    7. Drivers that go really slow until you get in the left lane to pass them. Then they speed up and won't let you in the right lane.

    8. People that don't use their freaking turn signals!

    9. South Park episode 513

    10. Gary Bettman

    11. The fact that Tennessee refuses to get any kind of hockey leagues started even though the interest is here.

    12. Paul Kariya

    Wow, I'm really angry now after realizing everything that's making me mad now.
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    oh and:

    13. Then new McDonalds commercials. (I'm not loving it)
    #37 Feb 09 2004 at 2:20 AM Rating: Good
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    VIG wrote:
    12. people who dont understand their station in life. ie the guy at blockbuster who thinks he's a ****** movie critic.

    VIG wrote:
    (im a bouncer)


    Smiley: laugh

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    Gratz to the f*ck-tard who was unhappy enough about me not liking liberals to rate that post down. Good to know that it's safe to have an opinion. Jesus H. Jumped up Christ on a crucifix, you are a complete sh1twit. Add yourself to the list of people I loathe.

    Well Moe, I respect your political opinion, so I rated that post up to offset said idiot -=)
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    #39 Feb 09 2004 at 9:28 AM Rating: Good
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    Ok VIG... first off, who the **** is varrus (if he plays SWG, this is NOT the SWG forum), and what's wrong with Knoxville? I live about 30 minutes outside of Knoxville (Or Ktown, just to **** you off).

    There. Just had to say all that. No point to my ramblings, other than I had to point that out.
    #40 Feb 09 2004 at 12:21 PM Rating: Good
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    VIG wrote:
    5. people who hate paying taxes but love living here.

    This is every American. I know that taxes are necessary, but that doesn't mean I like 'em.
    VIG wrote:
    6. people who want rights but shun responsibility.

    Either your parents brought you up astoundingly well, or your still stuck in the 50's when people weren't all *ssholes.
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    7. wannabe poser christians who cant follow the letter of their values

    So you ARE from the 50's!! Sorry, but I was never a religious kind of guy. I believe in God, but I think that he should be thanked, not worshiped. When you start worshiping, you make a religion into a cult.
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    8. people who actually have an ego when they post on boards

    17. hypocits

    Hmmmmm, anyone else see the discrepency?!?


    Don't feel too bad, VIG. This is just me saying welcome to the OOT board, you f*cktard. Hey, I even corrected a few spelling errors so you didn't seem like a complete dummy -=)
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