Shamelessly riped from David Letterman.
I don't guess Edwards plays a musical instrament.
The subject of Edwards' list was: "Things Never Before Said by a Presidential Candidate."
10. "Vote for me or I'll slash your tires."
9. "Forget universal health care — I'm buying every American an XBox."
8. "In a crisis, I ask myself, 'What would Tony Danza do?'"
7. "I'd give you my plan for economic recovery if I wasn't rip-stinkin' drunk."
6. "If your last name begins with 'M' through 'Z,' sorry — your taxes are doubling."
5. "We're gonna cut the deficit by selling North Dakota to Canada."
4. "I have tons of experience from being president of the Burt Reynolds Fan Club."
3. "Lady, that is one ugly baby."
2. "When I'm president, I'm putting Regis on Mount Rushmore."
1. "Read my lips: no new wardrobe malfunctions."
Edited, Thu Feb 5 15:56:06 2004 by Grimfar