Guiness has saved my life more than once. Saved me from hangovers, saved me from eating real food, given me a cute beer moustache, tricked me into thinking I was sober until I stood up....ahhh, black gold.
I mean, a million pregnant Irish women can't be wrong.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
You typed "You'd" when you could have used "you would".
It is all or nothing baby, go for the gold!
I feel like a robot using "it is" instead of "it's".
I'm working on it, but since we are being honest, I have to say I was disappointed at your response to the "blow me", I say you go back and give it another shot, as I've obviously addressed your issue with the shortness of my sentences.