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#1 Feb 04 2004 at 9:52 PM Rating: Good
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Tare hunny, I got a question for ya. If you hate "sl" words so much, why is your posting location the "Den of Slack"?
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#2 Feb 04 2004 at 9:58 PM Rating: Good
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Because I see the darker side of nonsense is all full up.

Den of Slack - Bob Dobbs. I'll give you a treat if you figure it out. Smiley: sly


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#3 Feb 04 2004 at 10:00 PM Rating: Good
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Treat? What kind of treat?

Well, I'll tell you what the Darker Side of Nonsense means if you tell me about the Den of Slack. C'mon, I know you wanna. And who the **** is Bob Dobbs?
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#4 Feb 04 2004 at 10:09 PM Rating: Good
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Bob Dobbs is the name of my *****, and he lives inside my den of slack. Or slacks, to be more precise, the kind you wear to work, to be exact. Smiley: laugh

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#5 Feb 04 2004 at 10:19 PM Rating: Good
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The Darker Side of Nonsense is the name of a CD from a band by the name of Dry Kill Logic. Most of you would hate it, but I like crazy rock.

And the fact that your ***** has a surname is kind of wierd. Mine is named Richard. That way I can call him D1ck for short.

And with that, it's time to hijack my own thread. All you guys out there, what is its name?
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#6 Feb 04 2004 at 10:24 PM Rating: Good
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Well, since you didn't even do the cursory Google search on Bob Dobbs, no treats for you!

The Church of the Subgenius pushes the concept of "Slack" as a way of life, while indicating that all will come to those who know the true way of "Bob", that is, J.R. "Bob" Dobbs. The Church is one of the more infamous of the "humor" religions, where the energy and savvy of the followers ensures lots and lots of doctrines and Church-related projects.

D1ck? Very original, but don't forget the twins.



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#7 Feb 04 2004 at 10:28 PM Rating: Good
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Lefty and Righty at the moment. But those are generic.

I'll leave it up to the kind folk of this forum to suggest more sutable names for my patented "Fantasticles".

Please be gentle...
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#8 Feb 04 2004 at 10:32 PM Rating: Good
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Ooohh, Tare likes this game.

I'd have to go with Ace and Gary: The Ambiguously *** Duo!! POW!

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#9 Feb 04 2004 at 10:36 PM Rating: Good
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Good names. One problem. Ace and Gary are ***, and that's not the image I want to send to the laydeez.

By the way, I'm not asking just Tare, I'm asking the whole forum. C'mon y'all, post your ideas. Can't say I'll actually use them, but it should be a fun thread...
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#10 Feb 04 2004 at 10:41 PM Rating: Good
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By the way, I'm not asking just Tare, I'm asking the whole forum.


Oh, so now I'm not allowed to post anymore? Just because my ***** is named Bob Dobbs, I'm ostracized. Fine. Smiley: glare

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#11 Feb 04 2004 at 10:57 PM Rating: Default
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WTF!! TARE!! Your a GUY?? I always thought of you as feminine.. who knew..
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#12 Feb 04 2004 at 10:59 PM Rating: Good
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WTF!! TARE!! Your a GUY?? I always thought of you as feminine.. who knew..


HAHAHAHAAAAAAAA! Oh, Katie. Just knowing that I could fool you that easily made it all worthwhile being a she-male for a few hours. LOL.
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#13 Feb 04 2004 at 11:13 PM Rating: Good
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Hmmm, I've been operating on the assumption you were a chick as well. It's something about your writing style that lends itself to the thought that you are female.

Go figure.

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#14 Feb 04 2004 at 11:16 PM Rating: Good
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Wow - I am becoming the next Thundra - when it comes to ambiguous gender! To coin a term, "Wootles!"

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#15 Feb 05 2004 at 12:32 AM Rating: Decent
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#16 Feb 05 2004 at 1:45 AM Rating: Good
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Well, considering Tare uses "she" in all her posts, I'm guessing that she is a girl. That, and the whole ***** being named Bob Dobbs thing, was a joke...

Hehe, it's nice to confuse people every once in a while, though -=)
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#17 Feb 05 2004 at 10:31 AM Rating: Good
Ha, you're just trying to avoid becoming the next Spencer.

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#18 Feb 05 2004 at 11:04 AM Rating: Good
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She is a girl! SHe, she, sssshe! You get a treat, Twizted, just for knowing I'm a girl, but only if you change your peep's name to Bob Dobbs. Smiley: grin
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#19 Feb 05 2004 at 11:05 AM Rating: Good
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I knew Tare was a girl because not many men care about things like "I met my husband online" Smiley: grin
#20 Feb 05 2004 at 11:31 AM Rating: Good
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Reminds me of the joke about the little shrimpy guy who gets sent to prison and greatly fears the **** rape he has heard so much about.

He is assigned a cell and moves in. That night, his cellmate, a huuuuuge man, looks over at him and says, "We's gonna play house. One of us gots to be the daddy and one of us gots to be the momma. Which one you wants to be?"

The fellow, thinking quickly, says, "The Daddy!" believing that at the very least, he won't be buggered on a regular basis and maybe, just maybe, if it comes down to it, he would do the initiating.

The humongous cellmate looks over at him and say, "Ok, you're the daddy. Now come over here and suck Momma's d1ck!"

0.o

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#21 Feb 05 2004 at 11:33 AM Rating: Good
Lol.

Oy vey..

I'm a sucker for the d1ck and **** jokes, what can I say?
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#22 Feb 05 2004 at 11:35 AM Rating: Good
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Just a little piece of advice, Skeet. I wonder if you want to avoid, in the future, placing the words, d1ck, **** and sucker all in one sentence. One false read, and you are a bad, bad man.
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#23 Feb 05 2004 at 11:44 AM Rating: Good
I don't get it, is this like that "Ketchup, rubber buns, and liquor" joke?
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#24 Feb 05 2004 at 2:09 PM Rating: Excellent
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/shudder

Just put that advice in the back of your head Skeet and forget about it.

And stop hijacking my hijacked thread!!! You all still have to name my balls!!!
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#25 Feb 05 2004 at 2:21 PM Rating: Good
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And stop hijacking my hijacked thread!!! You all still have to name my balls!!!


Ok, I'll play along:

Pebbles, Tiny Tim, Two peas in a pod, Piggy that went to the market and the Piggy that went wee wee wee all the way home, Reeces Pieces, M & M, Honey I shrunk my balls, David and Go... another David, Ace and Gary, Siegfred and Roy, Scooby and Scrappy, Katie...

I'm spent.
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#26 Feb 05 2004 at 3:14 PM Rating: Decent
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Get the whole set in there:

Larry, Daryl, and Daryl.
#27 Feb 05 2004 at 3:22 PM Rating: Good
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Hmm...ok, so there's Larry. And then, Daryl. And then, Daryl?Wait, wait...start again. One Larry plus two Daryl's...equals three..but how can there be three when...but maybe Twizted...
hmmm...Twizted has three balls?

You virile so-and-so. Meow!

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#28 Feb 05 2004 at 6:30 PM Rating: Decent
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#29 Feb 05 2004 at 6:37 PM Rating: Excellent
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3 balls?

No.

They're just really big.
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#30 Feb 05 2004 at 6:52 PM Rating: Decent
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No, no. I'm including the ******* in this trio. (Oh, if I had a dime for every time I've said that!)

For those who don't get the joke, I'm referring to characters in the old Newhart sitcom. They were three hick mountain folk, and every time they showed up, the leader would always say "Hi. I'm Larry, and this is my brother Daryl and my other brother Daryl." Sadly, they were probably the best part of the show.

Edited, Thu Feb 5 18:53:11 2004 by daffymantis
#31 Feb 05 2004 at 10:51 PM Rating: Good
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They're just really big.


Oh, the visual. Bursting with fruit flavour. Smiley: yikes




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