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Tare hunny, I got a question for ya. If you hate "sl" words so much, why is your posting location the "Den of Slack"?
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Because I see the darker side of nonsense is all full up.
Den of Slack - Bob Dobbs. I'll give you a treat if you figure it out.
Den of Slack - Bob Dobbs. I'll give you a treat if you figure it out.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Treat? What kind of treat?
Well, I'll tell you what the Darker Side of Nonsense means if you tell me about the Den of Slack. C'mon, I know you wanna. And who the **** is Bob Dobbs?
Well, I'll tell you what the Darker Side of Nonsense means if you tell me about the Den of Slack. C'mon, I know you wanna. And who the **** is Bob Dobbs?
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Bob Dobbs is the name of my *****, and he lives inside my den of slack. Or slacks, to be more precise, the kind you wear to work, to be exact. 
***************************************SLack******************
Now, you go!
***************************************SLack******************
Now, you go!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
The Darker Side of Nonsense is the name of a CD from a band by the name of Dry Kill Logic. Most of you would hate it, but I like crazy rock.
And the fact that your ***** has a surname is kind of wierd. Mine is named Richard. That way I can call him D1ck for short.
And with that, it's time to hijack my own thread. All you guys out there, what is its name?
And the fact that your ***** has a surname is kind of wierd. Mine is named Richard. That way I can call him D1ck for short.
And with that, it's time to hijack my own thread. All you guys out there, what is its name?
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Well, since you didn't even do the cursory Google search on Bob Dobbs, no treats for you!
The Church of the Subgenius pushes the concept of "Slack" as a way of life, while indicating that all will come to those who know the true way of "Bob", that is, J.R. "Bob" Dobbs. The Church is one of the more infamous of the "humor" religions, where the energy and savvy of the followers ensures lots and lots of doctrines and Church-related projects.
D1ck? Very original, but don't forget the twins.
The Church of the Subgenius pushes the concept of "Slack" as a way of life, while indicating that all will come to those who know the true way of "Bob", that is, J.R. "Bob" Dobbs. The Church is one of the more infamous of the "humor" religions, where the energy and savvy of the followers ensures lots and lots of doctrines and Church-related projects.
D1ck? Very original, but don't forget the twins.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Lefty and Righty at the moment. But those are generic.
I'll leave it up to the kind folk of this forum to suggest more sutable names for my patented "Fantasticles".
Please be gentle...
I'll leave it up to the kind folk of this forum to suggest more sutable names for my patented "Fantasticles".
Please be gentle...
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Ooohh, Tare likes this game.
I'd have to go with Ace and Gary: The Ambiguously Gay Duo!! POW!
I'd have to go with Ace and Gary: The Ambiguously Gay Duo!! POW!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Good names. One problem. Ace and Gary are gay, and that's not the image I want to send to the laydeez.
By the way, I'm not asking just Tare, I'm asking the whole forum. C'mon y'all, post your ideas. Can't say I'll actually use them, but it should be a fun thread...
By the way, I'm not asking just Tare, I'm asking the whole forum. C'mon y'all, post your ideas. Can't say I'll actually use them, but it should be a fun thread...
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
TwiztidSamurai wrote:
By the way, I'm not asking just Tare, I'm asking the whole forum.
Oh, so now I'm not allowed to post anymore? Just because my ***** is named Bob Dobbs, I'm ostracized. Fine.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
WTF!! TARE!! Your a GUY?? I always thought of you as feminine.. who knew..
The Glorious Cherrabwyn wrote:
WTF!! TARE!! Your a GUY?? I always thought of you as feminine.. who knew..
HAHAHAHAAAAAAAA! Oh, Katie. Just knowing that I could fool you that easily made it all worthwhile being a she-male for a few hours. LOL.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Hmmm, I've been operating on the assumption you were a chick as well. It's something about your writing style that lends itself to the thought that you are female.
Go figure.
Totem
Go figure.
Totem
Wow - I am becoming the next Thundra - when it comes to ambiguous gender! To coin a term, "Wootles!"
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Phil junior (as Phillip is my real name)
Well, considering Tare uses "she" in all her posts, I'm guessing that she is a girl. That, and the whole ***** being named Bob Dobbs thing, was a joke...
Hehe, it's nice to confuse people every once in a while, though -=)
Hehe, it's nice to confuse people every once in a while, though -=)
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Ha, you're just trying to avoid becoming the next Spencer.
She-male lover!
She-male lover!
She is a girl! SHe, she, sssshe! You get a treat, Twizted, just for knowing I'm a girl, but only if you change your peep's name to Bob Dobbs. 
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
I knew Tare was a girl because not many men care about things like "I met my husband online"
Reminds me of the joke about the little shrimpy guy who gets sent to prison and greatly fears the **** rape he has heard so much about.
He is assigned a cell and moves in. That night, his cellmate, a huuuuuge man, looks over at him and says, "We's gonna play house. One of us gots to be the daddy and one of us gots to be the momma. Which one you wants to be?"
The fellow, thinking quickly, says, "The Daddy!" believing that at the very least, he won't be buggered on a regular basis and maybe, just maybe, if it comes down to it, he would do the initiating.
The humongous cellmate looks over at him and say, "Ok, you're the daddy. Now come over here and suck Momma's d1ck!"
0.o
Ack!
Totem
He is assigned a cell and moves in. That night, his cellmate, a huuuuuge man, looks over at him and says, "We's gonna play house. One of us gots to be the daddy and one of us gots to be the momma. Which one you wants to be?"
The fellow, thinking quickly, says, "The Daddy!" believing that at the very least, he won't be buggered on a regular basis and maybe, just maybe, if it comes down to it, he would do the initiating.
The humongous cellmate looks over at him and say, "Ok, you're the daddy. Now come over here and suck Momma's d1ck!"
0.o
Ack!
Totem
Lol.
Oy vey..
I'm a sucker for the d1ck and fart jokes, what can I say?
Oy vey..
I'm a sucker for the d1ck and fart jokes, what can I say?
Just a little piece of advice, Skeet. I wonder if you want to avoid, in the future, placing the words, d1ck, fart and sucker all in one sentence. One false read, and you are a bad, bad man.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
I don't get it, is this like that "Ketchup, rubber buns, and liquor" joke?
/shudder
Just put that advice in the back of your head Skeet and forget about it.
And stop hijacking my hijacked thread!!! You all still have to name my balls!!!
Just put that advice in the back of your head Skeet and forget about it.
And stop hijacking my hijacked thread!!! You all still have to name my balls!!!
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Twisted wrote:
And stop hijacking my hijacked thread!!! You all still have to name my balls!!!
Ok, I'll play along:
Pebbles, Tiny Tim, Two peas in a pod, Piggy that went to the market and the Piggy that went wee wee wee all the way home, Reeces Pieces, M & M, Honey I shrunk my balls, David and Go... another David, Ace and Gary, Siegfred and Roy, Scooby and Scrappy, Katie...
I'm spent.
Get the whole set in there:
Larry, Daryl, and Daryl.
Larry, Daryl, and Daryl.
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