Reminds me of the joke about the little shrimpy guy who gets sent to prison and greatly fears the anal rape he has heard so much about.
He is assigned a cell and moves in. That night, his cellmate, a huuuuuge man, looks over at him and says, "We's gonna play house. One of us gots to be the daddy and one of us gots to be the momma. Which one you wants to be?"
The fellow, thinking quickly, says, "The Daddy!" believing that at the very least, he won't be buggered on a regular basis and maybe, just maybe, if it comes down to it, he would do the initiating.
The humongous cellmate looks over at him and say, "Ok, you're the daddy. Now come over here and suck Momma's d1ck!"
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