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Don't you dare


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yes - tbh the law of averages states she must drop the ball eventually - but I have been watching for 23 minutes. She obviously has talent

/me catches ball

Damn - butter fingers. Figures to be honest. /World greatest ball jugglers lets me have one go and has to start counting again

well here goes

1 .... 2 ..... 3

I tell you - she has blatant talent

Lol. Reminds me of one of the Olsen Twins.

Which one, I'm not sure.

Does anybody remember that thread where Gbaji got all mad when we started teasing him about laying the pipe to underaged girls?

I start chuckling every time I think about it. It's the only time I recall him getting pissed.

Totem

Lol

CRT was the name of the first clan I was in when I set up my internet account in counter-strike. I still use it today as the Guinnerss I have drunk mean that more than one username with my many different passowrds confuses me easily.

Lol, I hear ya.

My name used to be KRSkeet, until I had it changed.

My clan was the Kneight Ryderz in Counterstrike.

I enjoyed CS - was the only thing I played befoer MMOs came out big style. And EQ passed me by as I stated originally in this post.

Isn't it surprising how a post in the wrong forum kickstarted the longest thread of the evening and your 4000th post hehe

Hmmm... I must have blocked that one out. I don't even remember it at all. Was it the thread where I was talking about my enormous, um... ability to seduce women in pools, dance clubs, and parties?

It's all in "the look". You give the woman the right look, right in the eyes, and when you see that half smile and glance-through-the-lashes look back, you know you're in. Gads! I should just write a book or something...

Gbaji,
It was in a thread long long ago where Smasharoo wanted to know why a friend of his who was being accused of statutory rape should have his life ruined when the girl had passed herself off as an adult. The girl's parents were pressing charges against him. You then made an offhand comment about nailing a young lass in the swimming pool, much to the consternation of our early morning coffee drinkers.

We teased you mercilessly for days calling you all sorts of horrible epitaths until you blew up and cussed us all out.

It was hilarious for the rest of us...

Totem

Bah, I made a half assed attempt to find the thread but it seems to be lost to the mists of time

Of course, there's no search on the old uBB forums so I pretty much just scanned the oldest threads and then gave up.

I seem to remember there being two coffee splutering threads where Gbaji has matter of factly spoken of his boning exploits. Can't for the life of me remember the details of the non-swimming pool related one. I think the thread was generally about how girls and boys having different attitude towards sex.

Ah... Heh. I don't remember getting pissed about it though, although I do remember the swiming pool thread. Um... I was like 17 at the time, so "underaged boning" was kinda not relevant.

The other one was my "Do Test". Kinda brilliant actually. I should write a paper on it. The idea came about when a group of us were hanging out and someone brought up the old "scale of 1 to 10" rating system. Everyone (males and females) had no problem with the scale system. I proposed a different system. A "Do" test. It's a simply yes or no test. Would you do that person, or not?

The brilliant bit was the sudden difference between males and females when confronted with this test. Guys pretty much had no problems. They could just rattle off a series of yes and no's pretty much as fast as you could show them women. The girls had a really hard time with it. Something like 90% of all women I've ever presented this test to haven't been able to do it. They sit there and hem and haw and say things like: "I don't know. I'd have to get to know him, or meet him", or something equally silly (or not silly depending on whether you're a woman or not).

I just found it interesting. It does show a very fundamental difference in how men and women view sexuality. When applying a simple rating that wasn't outright saying whether you see that person as sexually desirable or not, women have no problems. But when forced to actually decide "yes" or "no" about a desire to have sex with someone, they just couldn't do it most of the time. Heck. I should write a paper on it. That would be funny...