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#1 Feb 03 2004 at 4:01 PM Rating: Excellent
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So Skeet's birthday is February 13th, the day before Valentine's Day, which effectively nixes the whole deal because in between me treating him like a Queen and him treating me like a Queen the next day, we usually opt for dinner and a movie and lay around, but I reeeeeaaaaallly want this year to be different. Any suggestions?


Edited, Tue Feb 3 16:02:13 2004 by Atomicflea
#2 Feb 03 2004 at 4:03 PM Rating: Excellent
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If you come up with something, let me know. Cause it looks like it's going to be just another weekend at my house this V-Day...

hard to do special things with a toddler throwing sippy cups at you
#3 Feb 03 2004 at 4:18 PM Rating: Excellent
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Hmmm...

Go see a band.

Go see a play.

Go dancing!

Cook him dinner.

Drink martinis and talk like you just met. Tell each other your stories. Walk back from wherever you go.

Give him a massage (and some lovin').

Tell him you'll do whatever he wants to do. Whatever. This could be hazardous.




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#4 Feb 03 2004 at 4:21 PM Rating: Excellent
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Well, considering it is Skeeter we are talking about, perhaps you should consider that if you contract Valentine's Day to V Day as you have, and then further contractualize the term down to VD, maybe it's best you keep your distance from him.

Just a suggestion.

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#5 Feb 03 2004 at 4:49 PM Rating: Good
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The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
I reeeeeaaaaallly want this year to be different. Any suggestions?


Go door to door singing christmas carols? That would be different...

Or you could always break out the warm oil...
#6 Feb 03 2004 at 4:50 PM Rating: Good
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or go trick or treating, in "valentine costumes "
#7 Feb 03 2004 at 4:53 PM Rating: Excellent
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Sky diving - hook him up with a jump

..yup

Valentines - you can do a buddy jump


Bah - but don't tell him its gota be a surprise!



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#8 Feb 03 2004 at 5:12 PM Rating: Excellent
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Play EQ.

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#9 Feb 03 2004 at 6:14 PM Rating: Excellent
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Dammit, I thought you were planning something here. *sigh*
#10 Feb 03 2004 at 7:40 PM Rating: Good
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Go to the door naked with a tasteful bikini of whip cream, and some more tastful chocolate shaving decorations, or maybe those little sugar sprinkles.

[:edit:] ummm....look through that peephole thingy first or the neighbor might have a nice Valentine's day

Edited, Wed Feb 4 00:41:50 2004 by Kelti
#11 Feb 03 2004 at 7:56 PM Rating: Decent
listen to kelti!!!! the pizza guy will never be the same... a friend of mine did this...
#12 Feb 03 2004 at 8:24 PM Rating: Good
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That's actually a good idea.

I think I'll order pizzas for random addresses on Valentine's. Smiley: sly
#13 Feb 04 2004 at 12:27 PM Rating: Excellent
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Well, putting out is a no-brainer on Valentine's Day, but of course creativity is a factor... I like the walking idea, although being in DC in February kind of nixes that... Maybe we'll go somewhere nice, like Union Station... I would love to be able to get drunk and have sloppy sex. Quelle romance!
#14 Feb 04 2004 at 1:13 PM Rating: Good
Hmm.

Carry on, I'm not reading, honest.
#15 Feb 13 2004 at 3:03 PM Rating: Excellent
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Happy Birthday Skeeter!!! Smiley: yippee Smiley: boozing Smiley: waycool Smiley: clap
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#16 Feb 13 2004 at 3:07 PM Rating: Excellent
You could just stick a finger in his bum and call it a nite. Or, wait, um, no. What?

Cheers Skeeter. Another year with no auto-erotic asphyxiation deaths.
#17 Feb 13 2004 at 3:07 PM Rating: Excellent
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Sure, but what about all that VD?

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PS: Happy Birthday, Skeet!
#18 Feb 13 2004 at 3:10 PM Rating: Excellent
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MoebiusLord the Flatulent wrote:
You could just stick a finger in his bum and call it a nite.


The ol' Plan B. Ahhh, memories.


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#19 Feb 13 2004 at 3:11 PM Rating: Excellent
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#20 Feb 13 2004 at 3:15 PM Rating: Excellent
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LOL, Skeeter with a Dirty Sanchez-- wait! That wasn't a beaner joke, honest!

Bum-da-bum!

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#21 Feb 13 2004 at 3:37 PM Rating: Excellent
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LOL, Skeeter with a Dirty Sanchez-- wait! That wasn't a beaner joke, honest!


Ah, yes, Totem. What would I do without you. See Skeeter? That's how it's done. Auto-coffee spew.
#22 Feb 14 2004 at 2:00 PM Rating: Excellent
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Valentines Day....


Woke up to cat stepping on my face. Have a slight hangover. No flowers, no card, no nothing. Phone call before noon, explaining busy schedule and inability to plan for such an event.

Considering going to the Love Shop for a new toy. Yay!

How were your V-days, kids?



Edited, Sat Feb 14 16:12:11 2004 by Tare
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#23 Feb 14 2004 at 3:45 PM Rating: Excellent
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Valentines Day:

Woke up, also with a hangover. Rolled out of bed only to remember that I sleep on the top bunk. Ouch. Took a shower, ate some Easy Mac, and now I'm watching hockey, eh?

No definite plans for tonight, but probably gonna call a girl I know who lives the the other hall of my dorm. /sigh, so many bad memories from V-Day.
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#24 Feb 14 2004 at 9:13 PM Rating: Good
Welcome to my personal hell.

Cook the wife an excellent dinner, then get paged because the call center is down to 1 IVR server and we are losing revenue. "Can you come in and fix it?"

F'UCK ME!!!.

"Sorry honey, I have to go to work..."

So, my food is getting cold, my wife is getting lonely, and I am in the office with a computer because my laptop is fried.

Enjoy. :)
#25 Feb 14 2004 at 9:22 PM Rating: Good
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not working on the night shift, but getting paged out of a really nice sleep to come in and fix some f'ucking moron's mistake from a couple thousand miles away.


You called it last night. Well... sure, you weren't sleeping, but close enough.
#26 Feb 14 2004 at 10:22 PM Rating: Excellent
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"Sorry honey, I have to go to work..."

So, my food is getting cold, my wife is getting lonely, and I am in the office with a computer because my laptop is fried.


Ohh ouchhh

You're in big, big trouble


[i]But I have to ask - why the hell did you fry the laptop - steak is better [/i]

.../rummages in her bag for all the buffs she can find - but they just not gona help you out on this one :)


Good luck

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