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#1 Feb 02 2004 at 7:11 PM Rating: Good
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I called this shot-- some no name comes along and posts the last Last post (huh?), thus getting credit for teh win. I suspect Mr. 34 Posts is a sockpuppet for one of the admins.

I hereby award the final Last game champion's crown ever to be started by me to...

<drum roll please>

Antima!

Take a bow, dude. Your name will live on in infamy.

Totem

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#2 Feb 02 2004 at 7:15 PM Rating: Good
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Gratz Antima. Kind of funny that Totem didn't get last to his own thread... but it was fun while it lasted. Maybe we'll have to do it again some time, when Totem's PC stops crashing -=)
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#3 Feb 02 2004 at 8:00 PM Rating: Good
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Lol, in all five games-- of which this will be the last by me --I have not won a single one, despite flagrent spamming.

/sigh

Oh well, I will have the record for the longest thread in Alla history.

:D

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#4 Feb 03 2004 at 1:24 AM Rating: Excellent
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Nope, sorry. I'm calling it.

I was the Last poster with over 3000 posts to post Last on the Last thread.

Making me winner by default.

Thank you, thank you.

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#5 Feb 03 2004 at 3:04 AM Rating: Excellent
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Remember that time Alla came on, posted a "last," and locked the thread? Comedy gold.
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#6 Feb 03 2004 at 5:58 AM Rating: Good
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I was the Last poster with over 3000 posts to post Last on the Last thread.
You sore loser.Smiley: wink
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#7 Feb 03 2004 at 7:28 AM Rating: Good
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I still live as the one who got the last message posted on the old boards.

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#8 Feb 03 2004 at 10:08 AM Rating: Good
Hiya!! Mr Sockpuppet here Smiley: glare

I WIN!! I WIN!! I WIN!!

No matter what you all say, I know that I got the last post in. No matter if I have 35 posts or I have 5,000,000 the only thing that doesn't change is the bitter folks who have a bazillion posts who think they are better than the rest of us and get off on insulting people.

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some no name comes along and posts the last Last post (huh?), thus getting credit for teh win. I suspect Mr. 34 Posts is a sockpuppet for one of the admins.


So with that being said. I believe this is a public forum and we all have the same rights to be here. Just because you have been here longer or have more time to rack up the posts, doesn't make you a better person. You go on and on about "Hey new people introduce yourselves and join us" only to kick us back into hiding again.

Well, if it makes you feel good, then feel free to kick me around. I have tough skin and will just tell you how I feel about it and tell you where you can stick it.

Otherwise, Have a Nice Day!!!!

/em casts Protection of the Seasons on himself and pulls up a chair.
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#9 Feb 03 2004 at 10:19 AM Rating: Excellent
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Three cheers for the sockpuppet with the big B*lls.

You tell'em brother.
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In the interim of my posting that last post, the thread was locked. The official winner is...

...Grimfar!

You are the stuff from what legends are made of, young man. Wear your title proudly!

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#10 Feb 03 2004 at 10:25 AM Rating: Good
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Who is this guy and why does he think he won the Last game?

Smiley: confused

Never seen him before.

/shrug






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#11 Feb 03 2004 at 4:49 PM Rating: Default
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skeeter,when you went to the other boards to bring in more people did you tell the nuts and loser to stay away ?
#12 Feb 03 2004 at 4:55 PM Rating: Good
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Hmmmm.

I see ya workin', Trelgar. But unless you can provide definitive proof you are not an admin-- and no, poor sentence structure and badly crafted flames don't count --the title will remain firmly esconesed in Antima's hands. If, on the other hand, he is unable to complete his term as champion, then the committee will reconvene and determine whether you are an acceptable replacement or not.

Until then, stay off this frequency.

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#13 Feb 03 2004 at 4:56 PM Rating: Good
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Um, Trelgar... Totem's "bitching" seemed kind of tongue-in-cheek to me. I don't think he was really bashing you.

Then again, I could be wrong and he's secretly plotting your death.

I'm wrong a lot, btw

*edit: Totem posted before me. I was right about being wrong, hehe. Oops. Smiley: clown

Edited, Tue Feb 3 16:58:07 2004 by Nadenu
#14 Feb 03 2004 at 4:57 PM Rating: Excellent
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skeeter,when you went to the other boards to bring in more people did you tell the nuts and loser to stay away ?


Yeah, didn't you get my message?

Hehe, j/k.

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#15 Feb 03 2004 at 5:00 PM Rating: Default
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At least the forum is a bit faster, and doesnt lock up as often.
I think a lot of that had to do with the "Lasttm" thread.

#16 Feb 03 2004 at 5:04 PM Rating: Good
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Just what, exactly, would Alla do for the person who posts his 5,000,000th post?

I know one thing for certain: it'd be enough to set Angry off and make him go sit in a tub full of warm water after slitting his wrists...

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#17 Feb 03 2004 at 5:20 PM Rating: Good
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skeeter,when you went to the other boards to bring in more people did you tell the nuts and loser to stay away ?


Obviously someone else who finds amusement by putting down others. It seems silly. Doesn't it?

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and no, poor sentence structure and badly crafted flames don't count


This is always my favorite. The "let's critique the poster's grammar, spelling, flame technique Smiley: disappointed" post.

Wait.......

I am gonna change directions here.

My original post was meant to say "Hey...can't we play nice?" Smiley: flowers

I think more people would join the boards and post more often if they weren't all worried about getting jumped by the "Newbie Poster Hazers"

With that being said, I apologize if I offended anyone in the course of trying to point out some things that I found wrong.

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Until then, stay off this frequency


I now return myself to the Main EQ Forum and wish all you Regular OOT posters well.






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#18 Feb 03 2004 at 5:36 PM Rating: Good
Trelgar, incase you haven't noticed, we pick on everybody.

I have over 3000 posts, posters "flame" me almost daily.

Your reactions to our comments about you only strengthens our desire to take away your "Last" trophy. If you had realized these comments for what they really are, skipped the getting butt-hurt part, and told us to go fu'ck ourselves, there would have been much rejoicing, and all would be well.

So go on to the Main EQ forum, stay unenlightened.

Or, grow some balls, and show us that you won't be pushed around.

As the most recent recruiter, I have no regrets about what I did, the good posters that have joined since then are great, and there's nothing like a sh*tty poster to bring everybody here together into a fun, verbal bashing fest.

Go ahead, have a seat, relax. You don't have to worry about sitdown aggro here, or faction, religion, we're all indifferent to you. How about you stick around and try to raise that faction eh?
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#19 Feb 03 2004 at 5:36 PM Rating: Good
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Gosh, I haven't scared someone off so fast since Horacio the Crazy Eurocentric Frenchman.

Heh.

Anybody wanna go over to the main EQ board and make kissy-faces and upgrade his armor from cloth to studded? The boy's a little thin skinned...

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#20 Feb 03 2004 at 5:56 PM Rating: Good
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Or, grow some balls, and show us that you won't be pushed around.


It is not a matter being pushed around

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The boy's a little thin skinned...


And it is not about being thin skinned

It's about me easily being able to find myself getting involved in the ridicule. It's about me resisting the temptation to go along with the flaming. I have had too many issues involving misconstrued "teasing" that I would rather not place myself in that situation. But I think I will stick around so that you all will have someone to pick on. And who knows, maybe one day the evil "bully" inside me will attack a single digit poster causing them undue mental stress and maybe even a broken keyboard.

Until then, I will maintain my composure(sort of) and I will continue to make errors in my postings so that those of you without decent material have something to flame me about.

And for those of you who thought I was REALLY leaving....

I give you the finger (There!! Is that better??)


Edited, Tue Feb 3 22:57:54 2004 by Trelgar
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#21 Feb 03 2004 at 5:59 PM Rating: Excellent
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I have had too many issues involving misconstrued "teasing"


What exactly are we talking about here?

I told you to grow balls, not talk about Blue balls.
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#22 Feb 03 2004 at 6:18 PM Rating: Good
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Well, doc, how does my prostate feel? Small, firm, and rounded? That was your finger, right, doc? Right?!?

/exit to the sound of elk and caribou making mating sounds

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#23 Feb 03 2004 at 8:41 PM Rating: Excellent
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I think Illia needs to work on the thread locking code a bit...

http://everquest.allakhazam.com/forum.html?forum=4&mid=106818253662067&page=95

I win.
#24 Feb 03 2004 at 8:44 PM Rating: Excellent
*Ahem*

Grats Kao.

/snicker
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#25 Feb 03 2004 at 8:44 PM Rating: Good
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How'd you do that?!?

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#26 Feb 03 2004 at 8:51 PM Rating: Excellent
Quick, bump threads over it so the mods don't see it!



Totem, neener neener neener
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#27 Feb 03 2004 at 8:51 PM Rating: Excellent
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I cheated. Then Skeet cheated too. But it's ok. were beta testers!
#28 Feb 03 2004 at 8:57 PM Rating: Excellent
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skeeter wrote:
I have over 3000 posts


Substract the hundreds of useless votes in the Last-game.

Substract the hundreds of padding posts

Substract the gigantic amount of inane drivel posts

Give us the amount of posts in which you said something - even remotely - useful or wise. Please.
#29 Feb 03 2004 at 9:01 PM Rating: Excellent
He's baaaaaacckkk.

Obviously, neither of us want to drop this.

What do you say we go Dutch?

Deal?

Btw, I think I'm up to 2.
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#30 Feb 03 2004 at 9:35 PM Rating: Good
Hey Trelgar, you were saying?

Edited, Tue Feb 3 21:37:33 2004 by Skeeter
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#31 Feb 03 2004 at 10:13 PM Rating: Good
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I suck.

I tried saying magical incantations, pleading with my computer, tears, saying pretty please with sugar on top, everything, but I can't figure out how to keep posting on the Last thread.

So until the time when it becomes physically impossible to add a post to that thread, I hereby revoke and suspend Antima's winning of Last V. He will, however, get an asterick with his name placed on the trophy.

The game is still afoot.

Now will someone please please please tell me how to post on the Last thread? I promise I'll be nice. I won't even criticise your bad taste for getting a tattoo. I shared my chocolate chip cookie recipe with you-- c'mon, it's the least you can do!

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#32 Feb 03 2004 at 11:19 PM Rating: Excellent
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lol. Sad thing is I figured out how they did it and I am generally considered computer challenged by the programmers here :) Told Illia and he fixed it and deleted the whole thread.
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#33 Feb 03 2004 at 11:33 PM Rating: Decent
Wootles to Kao and a Honorary Wootles to me.

Totem....

It's just sad, really it is...

Oh well, better luck next time.

Edit: And for the record, I was the last non-admin to post Last! Before it was deleted.



Edited, Wed Feb 4 04:44:56 2004 by Skeeter
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#34 Feb 04 2004 at 5:27 AM Rating: Excellent
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Hmmm. yup, looks like they fixed it

Edited, Wed Feb 4 05:28:27 2004 by Kaolian
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Ok, I concede defeat. Locking code is hereby declared operational.


Edit edit: Just because totem asked...
You could reply to the locked thread by hitting reply to any other thread, then replacing the post ID with that of the last thread, redirecting the reply to the last thread. That trick no longer works. Oh well, was good trick while it lasted no?
Edited, Wed Feb 4 10:30:29 2004 by Kaolian

Edited, Wed Feb 4 05:33:08 2004 by Kaolian
#36 Feb 04 2004 at 7:50 AM Rating: Decent
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I just want to say that you people suck :)

Here I am, internet challenged for a couple days while I putter around off the coast of California for no other reason than the Navy wants to waste gas to get a bigger budget, and my itle is usurped.

Damn you, damn you all
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#37 Feb 04 2004 at 9:12 AM Rating: Decent
You don't have to damn all of us, just Kao and me.

Oh, Allah and Illia too I suppose.

And damn these glasses!
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#38 Feb 04 2004 at 10:00 AM Rating: Decent
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for no other reason than the Navy wants to waste gas to get a bigger budget


You know, this is THE most fundamental problem with government organisations. Drives me nuts.

My line of work involves working with organisations to drive out cost. Try having a cost cutting conversation with a government organisation: "Drive out cost? Are you nuts? They will cut my budget!"
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#39 Feb 04 2004 at 10:14 AM Rating: Good
All I have to say is that there are a couple of cheating bastards around here. Smiley: yikes

But it doesn't matter because I KNOW that I had the last post before they locked the thread the first time. And Totem can take his trophy and....well....put it somewhere uncomfortable.

I don't want your praise, accolades or parades down main street(even tho it may sound like I do Smiley: grin) I am content in knowing the TRUTH.


Sincerely,
Mr Sockpuppet
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#40 Feb 04 2004 at 10:26 AM Rating: Excellent
Trelgar the NOT Last poster wrote:
All I have to say is that there are a couple of cheating bastards around here.


/Agree

Allah and Illia, those cheaters.

Help, help! I'm being repressed!

Come see the violence inherited in the system!
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#41 Feb 04 2004 at 10:31 AM Rating: Good
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Smiley: oyvey
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#42 Feb 04 2004 at 10:37 AM Rating: Decent
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Subtle as a brick me.
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#43 Feb 04 2004 at 10:53 AM Rating: Good
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Subtle ass, brick me.


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#44 Feb 04 2004 at 11:07 AM Rating: Good
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You have *got* to be kidding.

Lemme get this straight: you bury a black cat at midnight in a month that ends in "Y", during a hunter's moon, after turning around four times counter-clockwise. You then lay the cat in the hole with its' feet pointed towards the cardinal directions of the compass while reciting the Gettyburg Address backwards. And you must be wearing a plaid and a stripe in colors which do not match.

Then you could post on the Last thread? Whaaa?!?

How do you guys come up with this stuff? Simple acts like pouring cereal in your bowl for breakfast must become ardous and incredibly complicated procedures.

Computer geeks...

/walks off shaking his head

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#45 Feb 04 2004 at 11:15 AM Rating: Good
Trelgar = The kinder gentler Smasharoo...???
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#46 Feb 04 2004 at 11:43 AM Rating: Good
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Computer geeks...

/walks off shaking his head

Totem


Ahem, It's Computer nerd, thank you very much.

I was sitting at my computer, on the last page of the last thread, looking at Illia's last post, and saw that the "reply to thread" button was gone.

She removed the link, but not the command.

It's just like removing a short cut from your desktop. That command doesn't go away, just the short cut to it.

All of these buttons you see on the page are just short cuts to commands.

So, I opened up the last page of the last thread, opened up another browser, hit reply to a thread, and replaced some numbers there with numbers of the last thread (won't tell which ones) and viola!

I'm last, sucka.

(Only because I have no shame, and Kao didn't put up a fight)
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#47 Feb 04 2004 at 11:56 AM Rating: Decent
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Trelgar = The kinder gentler Smasharoo...???


Is that another insult?? Or should I take that as a compliment??

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#48 Feb 04 2004 at 11:59 AM Rating: Good
Nah, his name would be:

"teh, Glade Trelgar of Gaurdian"

If he were Smash.
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#49 Feb 04 2004 at 12:00 PM Rating: Good
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That depends on the perspective of the person reading that post...

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