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#52 Feb 03 2004 at 2:24 PM Rating: Decent
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Phew, that little episode was turning me wicked ****. Glad it is over.
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#53 Feb 03 2004 at 3:58 PM Rating: Good
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Ok, I got to this party a little late...

I'm white, I live in America, I'm most likely white-trash too. I found nothing offensive in what Skeeter posted, actually agreed with a lot of it... and I'm sitting here still trying to figure out what made Goal so upset... ?

/wtb a clue please.
#54 Feb 03 2004 at 4:27 PM Rating: Excellent
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and I'm sitting here still trying to figure out what made Goal so upset... ?
I think what made him upset is that in his eyes, Skeet was a pot calling the kettle black. He's posting the view that to outsiders, Americans are crass and badly dressed.
I can vouch that this exists as Latins feel the same way, they call Americans "eggs without salt" which means that they are bland, no flavor. I don't however, think it's an accurate statement, otherwise all Dutchmen would be albinos with wooden shoes and tulips behind their ears, much like I am Mexican.
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#55 Feb 03 2004 at 4:30 PM Rating: Good
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But salt raises your blood pressure, Flea. So being an underdressed, badly dressed whitey must be good for us!

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#56 Feb 03 2004 at 4:31 PM Rating: Good
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The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
all Dutchmen would be albinos with wooden shoes and tulips behind their ears


They're not?

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#57 Feb 03 2004 at 5:55 PM Rating: Good
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Hahaha, nice one, Flea.

No, not quite Albino. Think Swedish-German. Mostly tall with light hair and eyes.

Tulips, windmills and wooden cloggs are our number 1 export product tourist-wise. The bottom line, however, is that there are only about 20 windmills left in Holland, nobody here wears clogs (thank God) and roses > tulips here like in every other civilized country.

You were dead on on the pot and cattle, by the way. Then again, I was just annoyed at the moment and needed to vent. I think this was the second or third time I ever went angry on this board since september 2001. No biggie.
#58 Feb 03 2004 at 5:57 PM Rating: Good
Good thing it was on somebody that doesn't take things personally.

/goes off to cry
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#59 Feb 03 2004 at 5:59 PM Rating: Good
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Mexicans cry?

Wow. I thought only white people were allowed to do that.

Just kidding, Skeet. Heheeee.
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#60 Feb 03 2004 at 6:02 PM Rating: Good
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Mexicans cry?


Yes, our tears are made of salsa.

And we have taco flavored kisses.

I love flea because she almost makes me forget about tacos.
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#61 Feb 03 2004 at 6:05 PM Rating: Good
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Skeeter the Charming wrote:
And we have taco flavored kisses.


Hmmm, as much as I love tacos, there's something outwardly wrong about that. Pretty **** funny though. Didn't you have guacamole hands too, Skeet? Smiley: laugh

Edited, Tue Feb 3 18:07:47 2004 by Tare
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#62 Feb 03 2004 at 6:11 PM Rating: Good
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Hey, at least nobody has played the Beaner card, right? Gitslayer used to get [b]**** when someone said that.

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#63 Feb 03 2004 at 7:53 PM Rating: Good
Aw naw he didn't just go there!

Flea, hold my burrito, I'm gonna get this cracka.


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#64 Feb 03 2004 at 11:31 PM Rating: Excellent
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/em looks very confused
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#65 Feb 04 2004 at 12:37 AM Rating: Decent
Yeah, you do that a lot.

Hey, you never responded to my "I can Dig it". When you mentioned you liked Mudvayne.

Get it?

/poke
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Eh?
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#66 Feb 04 2004 at 2:35 AM Rating: Decent
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I know I'm reading this a bit late, but ...

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You're some kind of mutant brown from all those poorly executed forays into Ethiopia where you lost every war and ended up adulterating your blood with mud people's.


That is wrong on so many levels ...

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#67 Feb 04 2004 at 11:22 AM Rating: Good
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Goalkeeper wrote:
You were dead on on the pot and cattle, by the way.


Hungry, Goal?
#68 Feb 04 2004 at 12:13 PM Rating: Excellent
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I love flea because she almost makes me forget about tacos.
You're so suave.Smiley: inlove
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#69 Feb 04 2004 at 12:22 PM Rating: Good
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flea wrote:
otherwise all Dutchmen would be albinos with wooden shoes and tulips behind their ears


i take offense to you comparing me (albino) to tulip loving clog wearing dutchmen
#70 Feb 04 2004 at 12:24 PM Rating: Excellent
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^ Ah, Christ. Forgive me, Murth. How unforgiveably rude of me.
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#71 Feb 04 2004 at 12:29 PM Rating: Good
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call me what you will just dont call me dutch
#72 Feb 04 2004 at 12:32 PM Rating: Good
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Murth, King of Bards wrote:
i take offense to you comparing me (albino) to tulip loving clog wearing dutchmen


You realize, of course, by the very structure of this sentence, you have called yourself albino, and slighted the tulip-loving, clog-wearing dutchment of the world. Yay! Let 'em have it, Murth!



Edited, Wed Feb 4 12:39:03 2004 by Tare
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#73 Feb 04 2004 at 12:37 PM Rating: Good
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Errr granted I just woke up but I thought that *was* what he was saying?

/boggle
#74 Feb 04 2004 at 1:01 PM Rating: Good
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yes i was calling myself an albino because.....[dramatic pause] i am one... however i am NOT dutch
#75 Feb 04 2004 at 1:11 PM Rating: Good
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Murth wrote:
call me what you will just dont call me dutch


Pesky Yank

/tease

Oh, sorry about the cattle, 'though being Dutch, I don't mind a few cows or sheep.
#76 Feb 04 2004 at 2:30 PM Rating: Good
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this got a better response than my white bashing post...i'm just a stupid 12 year old racist wigger tho. Smiley: clap
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#77 Feb 04 2004 at 2:32 PM Rating: Decent
Correction, you were 13 IIRC.
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#78 Feb 04 2004 at 2:37 PM Rating: Good
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Murth, you are an-honest-to-goodness albino? Other than having demonic looking eyes and a propensity for sunburn that'd be extremely cool.

I can't think of an albino that isn't cool.

RACK your lack of pigment!

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#79 Feb 04 2004 at 3:22 PM Rating: Good
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LOL..Totem. I only love Roy Orbison..he's the albino of my dreams.

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#80 Feb 04 2004 at 4:23 PM Rating: Good
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totem you forgot the 20/400 uncorrectable vision
#81 Feb 04 2004 at 4:34 PM Rating: Decent
You must have fantastic up-close vision though right?

I'm a 70/70 with my contacts out. You ever see what pores look like? Not always a pretty sight.
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#82 Feb 04 2004 at 4:37 PM Rating: Good
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It'd be like frickin' X-ray vision, lol...

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#83 Feb 04 2004 at 5:00 PM Rating: Decent
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This whitey (actually more of a peacy/pink/tan color, but not to be picky) doesn't really dress too well. My tiara seldom matches my other jewels. I guess I need a dark eye for the straight whitey makeover.

And Flea they are talking about patting your bunny on a different forum, so go save their lives.
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#84 Feb 04 2004 at 5:02 PM Rating: Decent
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grrrrrrrrr......

Edited, Wed Feb 4 17:04:35 2004 by Kelti
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#85 Feb 04 2004 at 8:34 PM Rating: Excellent
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And Flea they are talking about patting your bunny on a different forum, so go save their lives.
Excuse me?
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#86 Feb 04 2004 at 8:36 PM Rating: Good
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Oh Flea, everybody's talking about it. I had no idea you could bend like that. Wowsers. And the pics on the site? Great stuff!

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Skeeter the Charming wrote:
Hey, you never responded to my "I can Dig it". When you mentioned you liked Mudvayne.

Get it?

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Eh?

I got it, Skeet. <sarcasm> Man that was a good one </sarcasm>!! That CD was ok, but my favorite definately has to be The End of All Things to Come. Hands down, best Mudvayne CD out there.

They are also a great live band. Saw them at Ozzfest 2001. When they played "Digg" and "Death Blooms", the pit was scary. Scary and fun. Kinda like Flea (don't hurt me).


I'll stop hijacking threads now.

/em puts down the box cutter
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