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#1 Feb 02 2004 at 4:53 PM Rating: Decent
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Yo, what happened?

Have you all reduced to being fat, leather skinned, chain smoking, mu mu wearing slobs?

Went to the lovely city Manassas this weekend with Flea and was insulted with a barrage of smelly, fat, ugly white people. And they seemed to not even care.

I sort of wish we were in the good ol' days of powdered wigs and such. Sure ya'll smelled back then, but at least you looked decent.

To the left of me was an obese man, wearing a stained t-shirt with a skull and crossbones on it. (He later turned out to be the entertainment for the evening, him and his Guitar)

Surrounding him was an assortment of white folk, wearing anything from Hawaiian shirts to overalls.

To the right of me was a very fat white woman, looked about 60 but was probably around 40, and there wasn't one minute that I was there in which she wasn't sucking down one of those white-trash Virginia slims.

She and a friend were talking about how fashionable the bright purple fuz scarf she had was. And so cheap to make! Wow!

As the place filled with more and more white-trash, I guess Glass cups were getting low. The waitress comes by my table, grabs my half full glass of coke, and replaces it with a plastic up of soda. A freakin' plastic cup!

What, let the brown guy have the plastic cup? I'm not good enough for a glass?

Fu'ck you white people.

I hope you all get sunburned this Summer.

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#2 Feb 02 2004 at 4:58 PM Rating: Decent
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Yeesh, that musta really lit a firecracker in your *** huh? Glad I'm Italian.
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#3 Feb 02 2004 at 5:03 PM Rating: Good
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Get real.

You Eye-talians aren't white. You're some kind of mutant brown from all those poorly executed forays into Ethiopia where you lost every war and ended up adulterating your blood with mud people's.

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Who said I was white?
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#5 Feb 02 2004 at 5:19 PM Rating: Good
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At least you realise it...

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#6 Feb 02 2004 at 5:34 PM Rating: Good
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Listen, son.

I hate to break it for you, but to every Euro you Yanks (I am assuming you are American) are all either "overdressed" (read: a dress or hideously color-match lacking suit which would have been fashionable in 1970's, preferably worn at the Baptising of you cousin or something) or seriously underdressed. And I mean the white-sneakers-baggy pants-no belt-sloppy-Megadeth-t-shirt. Capice? I have yet to see a trendy American in one of the 40.000 craptastic US-made tv-shows the Dutch broadcast companies put us up with.

I am quite sure you think you are a real fancy Armani-stud over there, and have no second thoughts on making fun of your overweight-coutrymen and -women, while you are in fact just another tasteless skateboy-Fred-Dirst-wannabe like 95% of the rest of your Pepsi-generation. In fact I think a syfilis-driven Baboon in the woods of Iritrea would be fertilized sooner than you.

Look in the mirror. Grow up.
#7 Feb 02 2004 at 5:41 PM Rating: Good
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Check it out! Goal is getting his flame on up in here. You go, Dutchboy!

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#8 Feb 02 2004 at 5:54 PM Rating: Good
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Bleh, my English is not good enough to let it all out in a way that would make my Dutch writing Sensei proud, Totem.

#9 Feb 02 2004 at 6:02 PM Rating: Good
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No no, you're doing good!~ I hadn't seen you work anybody over in about 6 months or so and was admiring your work.

Get after it, u het echte voetbal spelen draagt val, u.

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#10 Feb 02 2004 at 6:05 PM Rating: Good
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Heh. I love your constructing of Dutch sentences.

You could easily pass the test.

/highfives Totem
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Yes, and I realize that I am a slovenly, lazy, underdressed (because I wear jeans+t-shirt)Pepsi-generation youth. But I am **NOT** however, a Fred Durst wannabe ::shudder:: or a skateboy ::double shudder:: I am simply getting by in life with what braincells I have and making the best of it. And you know what? F'uck what the rest of Europe thinks!! Nobody over here gives a flying rat-****. We know that our National Guard using outdated 1970s equipment could kick your collective asses in a week while the rest of us Active duty types sit around playing Poker for the duration. Stop whining.
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#12 Feb 02 2004 at 6:06 PM Rating: Decent
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Edit: Bleh

Edited, Mon Feb 2 23:07:13 2004 by Antima
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#13 Feb 02 2004 at 6:15 PM Rating: Decent
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You're entitled to your opinions, wrong as they may be.

Nowhere did I state that I am the best dressed. I was wearing bluejeans, t-shirt, and a nice sweater.

There were several points in my thread I was trying to make.

One of them: Don't take my glass cup when I'm not done with it and give me a **** plastic cup.

Also, I suggest that they take at least a 5 min break before lighting up another cigarette.

This thread wasn't meant for all white people, I'm talking to the stereotype I described above.

Whether they were brown, white, black, yellow, doesn't matter to me, if you take my glass when I'm not finished with it, replace it with a piece of **** plastic cup, I'm gonna get ****** and mention things about whomever it is, that I would have overlooked, had I been treated like a normal person.

Sorry, I guess it's only ok for White people to make fun stereotypes.

I'll remember that next time I tell somebody my Mother is from Central America and they respond "You mean Mexico??"
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#14 Feb 02 2004 at 6:17 PM Rating: Decent
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LOL... alright Skeeter, I learned my lesson. I won't take your glass any more.
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#15 Feb 02 2004 at 6:27 PM Rating: Decent
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Skeeter, what did you expect when you went to a town that, upon first glance, is called Mynastyass? Where is this, anyways?

At least it's not England. Our nasty ugly trashy slobs at least have decent teeth (thanks to all that fluoride the gov't put in our water!) and rotting teeth = rot breath.
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Ok, as an American, I'd just like to say one thing on behalf of all other Americans:

You don't like it here? GET OUT!!!

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#17 Feb 02 2004 at 8:28 PM Rating: Good
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We know that our National Guard using outdated 1970s equipment could kick your collective asses in a week


Yes, friendly fire you call it

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#18 Feb 02 2004 at 8:38 PM Rating: Decent
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No, "friendly fire" is an accident. Like bombing the Chinese Embassy in Croatia or wherever the fark that happened. We could just label you a suspected terrorist and take your country over in a week for the **** of it.

Skeeter...you must not get out much, judging by how shocked you are that there are people in this country who do not meet your standards. Whatever possessed you to go to a white trash barbecue anyways?
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burn a cross in front of the resturaunt that did that. no wait.. better yet, burn a hand flippin the bird on their yard.
#20 Feb 02 2004 at 9:47 PM Rating: Excellent
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Ok, as an American, I'd just like to say one thing on behalf of all other Americans:

You don't like it here? GET OUT!!!

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I knew sooner or later the target audience was bound to make an appearance. Now where's Katie?
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#21 Feb 02 2004 at 11:15 PM Rating: Good
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Skeet! Where the **** were you at? Sounds like you walked into some dive bar somewhere. What did you expect? Folks dressed in their Sunday best?

Um... I think you'll find slovenly people of any skin color if you actually go to a crappy part of town and hang out in a crappy bar/restaurant.

Also. I think you are being inherently racist (not that I care that much, just pointing it out). Did you do any sort of control group testing? How about visiting a similarly crappy establishment in the "darkie" part of town? Huh? Did you do that? I'm betting it was the town, not the skin color.


Sheesh. Where the **** is Manassas anyway? Sounds scary. Um... And what the **** where you doing there?
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The english had a great plan.. strand them on some far away island. Sad thing is they didnt finish. I'm all for leaving them on an islnad, and then blowing said island straight to ****....


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#23 Feb 02 2004 at 11:29 PM Rating: Good
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How about visiting a similarly crappy establishment in the "darkie" part of town?


Lol, I say I do that at least 1 time a week. **** good chicken too.

And Manassas is in Virginia, 40ish minutes away from DC.

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I knew sooner or later the target audience was bound to make an appearance.

Well Flea, people are here attacking the country that I love. I recognize their constitutional right to free speech, so they have every right to bash America. But that means I have every right to smite them (verbally) for hating on the best country in the world.

Besides, somebody had to say it eventually, I was just the first one of us hot-headed Americans to read the thread -=)
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Goalkeeper, that was beautiful!
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#26 Feb 03 2004 at 5:55 AM Rating: Excellent
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I actually had to look back because I didn't remember what Goalkeeper said, re-read it, and still not that memorable. Love the way everyone here assumes that Skeet's 'look' and manners have anything to do with the way he posts, and that he's some punk kid.
I can vouch for Skeet and I, we're usually the best-dressed people in any room, and that's because we're brown. We all overdress. We love our nice clothes! ****, growing up my mother used to tell me that only white people could afford to look like crap and still be respected, and she was right. I can still walk into a department store in a suit and there can be some teenybopper white girl in a sweatsuit and she'll be treated like she has higher earning power, etc, but whatever, that's just part and parcel of the (sometimes unconscious)assumptions people make about skin tone.

Twiztid, and it's not something you can post a blanket 'get out of my country, haters' response to. Unless you live in Manassas, Skeet's not talking to you. I mean let's face it, he isn't talking to anyone. He could care less.
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Goalkeeper, that was beautiful!
Darn usefull too.... *ROFL*
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Darn usefull too.... *ROFL*


Please please please post more in OOT Leiany.
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@patrician: unnoticed to you I did so on the subcect of movies and TV ;)
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TwiSted sez: wrote:
people are here attacking the country that I love.


Lol. Since when does White-trash folk = America??

If I get a big *** plate of food, has steak, mashed potatoes, bread, rice, lambchops, a big ol' burrito, some lo mein, lomo saltado, a slice of pizza, lasagna, and a nasty piece of liver, does not liking that piece of liver make me hate the whole plate of food? I think you should stay out of adult conversations for awhile. Nowhere did I mention my thoughts on America. If I had, you would have read something like this: "I love America, it's the best fu'cking place to live on earth"

Goalyshmoly sez: wrote:
you Yanks (I am assuming you are American) are all either "overdressed" (read: a dress or hideously color-match lacking suit which would have been fashionable in 1970's, preferably worn at the Baptising of you cousin or something) or seriously underdressed. And I mean the white-sneakers-baggy pants-no belt-sloppy-Megadeth-t-shirt.


Um... So what's the problem? That is pretty much what I wrote. Disagreeing with me by agreeing with me? Wow, never saw that sort of attack before. Let's see how it works.

Goaly sez later on: wrote:
In fact I think a syfilis-driven Baboon in the woods of Iritrea would be fertilized sooner than you.


??

Did I talk about your mother a while ago? Step on your foot and not say sorry? Hit too close to home as to what you look like with my description of the white-trash I saw? Let's assume I can get fertilized, then, let's go ahead and assume I'd like it to be from a syfilis-driven Baboon in the woods of Iritrea...
What the fu'ck does that have to do with anything?

I, and others have said many times, and it won't be the last:

Ad Hominem.

I'm happy to have given you the palette for your colorful flaming, I'll go ahead and assume the reason it makes no sense is because you're a silly Dutch. Yeah. That's why.

Oh, and incase you meant syphilis, how exactly would syphilis be what drives the baboon to fertilize me? I'd like to think that a baboon is driven by hunger, the urge to mate, and the urge to survive. I guess all of that changes when said baboon gets syphilis.

Or is syfilis-driven a dutch term that I'm not aware of?
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I'll go ahead and assume the reason it makes no sense is because you're a silly Dutch. Yeah. That's why.


That is about right.

And in case you failed to comprehend: I was annoyed about the petty insults in your post, chalked down with misplaced delusions of grandeur. I am sure you are not an inch better than the people you were trying to making fun of.

Is the lightbulb above your head pulsing already?

And one more thing. I am quite sure you have not spoken to my mother. If that were to be the case she would still be laughing her *** off about the Alla surname you took. You have about as much affinity with Tulips as Rembrand has with action painting. Maybe Alla can make a Skeeter the Pepsi-can account just for you.

Now move along son, don't make this worse for you than it already is.

Edit: you mention the replacing of your glass twice. If that is the foundation of your 'wazzup whities'-rambling, your situation is even worse than I thought.

Goal, the one and only Tulip here.

Edited, Tue Feb 3 11:59:41 2004 by Goalkeeper
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Skeet's not talking to you. I mean let's face it, he isn't talking to anyone.

Gotcha -=)

So I guess I'll just ignore Skeet and his "observations" about the world. Sorry Skeet, I thought you were bashing us white Americans in general, not just the ones in VA. And man, if you wanted to find a fine, upstanding example of white people, why would you look in Virginia?
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@patrician: unnoticed to you I did so on the subcect of movies and TV ;)


Oh no dear, I did notice. I notice everything in OOT.
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I was annoyed about the petty insults in your post


Lol, you are mad at me for petty insults?

So, it would have been better accepted had I said "In fact I think a syfilis-driven Baboon in the woods of Iritrea would be fertilized sooner than those white-trash people"?

There, is that better?

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chalked down with misplaced delusions of grandeur.


My delusions of grandeur are misplaced are they? Ok, tell me where a good place to put them is.

Not only does that sentence not make sense, the point you were trying to prove with it doesn't exist. Just like Twisted is seeing hidden meanings in my post, you seem to have the same "delusions".

I wasn't bashing America, I wasn't bashing all white people, I wasn't bashing all white people in VA, I was bashing the white-trash slobs I saw in the restaurant.

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And one more thing. I am quite sure you have not spoken to my mother.


That's my fault, language barrier I suppose. I asked:

"Did I say something about your mother" not "Did I talk to your mother"

Here, talking about somebody's mother usually gets them angry with you, and seeing as how I don't remember having had any history with you in which to base all your anger towards me, I could only imagine what I had done to rile you up.

As for the surname, I was planning on changing it today anyhow. By the way, I'm more of a Coke person.

Oh, and yeah, that light bulb above me is fairly lit, "flame" me a little bit more please, I need some reading light.
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Skeeter, as an aside, I think your avatar would look better if your white background was transparent. Just sayin'
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#37 Feb 03 2004 at 12:50 PM Rating: Good
I agree Pat. But the software I have at work for that kind of stuff has tons of pop ups and a 10 second timer to bring up or shut down.

Perhaps one of the lovely OOT posters would be willing to hook that up for me. Smiley: wink2

It's the second picture Merri drew for me on the "shiny shiny caricature" thread.
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Check it out baby! Right click it, save it, load it, love it.
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And do it quick, I don't appreciate having Your Gayness under my name.
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#40 Feb 03 2004 at 1:23 PM Rating: Good
Lol, thanks Pat.

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Oh, Good! I thought I was having a nightmare.
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You are having a nightmare, Flea.

Bwahahahahahahahaha.
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Quit it!!!!

Hm.


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#44 Feb 03 2004 at 1:43 PM Rating: Good
Yes! Muahaha, and you just voted for Bush, making him a winner by 1 vote over Kucinich.
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Just showing my repect to the Queen, Flea. I won't rest until everyone with premium membership changes their avatar! Think of the beauty of it!

or until I get bored, which can happen fast
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Now that's just mean.
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Poor Flea...
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IN too!

Oh, wait...
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All right, all right. We can make a sandwich...


Actually I like a roomful of Skeets! Very cozy!
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#51 Feb 03 2004 at 2:05 PM Rating: Good
I thought this was cool at first.

But I have to admit it's freaking me out.

And people thought "Skeeter" was plastered all over the forum before, ha!

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