Ooooookay. That Charmin commercial with the quarterback feeling up the center's a$$ was extremely gay. For those of you who didn't see it, the quarterback of a football team is calling out the signals and reaches under the center's legs to position his hands for the snap. All of a sudden he notices the towel that uses to dry his hands off with is apparently very soft and seemingly starts to caress the cheeks of his center's a$$.
WTF?!?
I don't know what demographic they are reaching out to, but I suppose they have the Providence, R.I. and the San Francisco, CA contingent locked up...
It was wrong on soooo many different levels.
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Agree. That was waaaay too gay.
The chevrolet one with the kids with soap in their mouths wasn't bad, but the Bud one with the donkey was better so far lol.
The chevrolet one with the kids with soap in their mouths wasn't bad, but the Bud one with the donkey was better so far lol.
Actually I forgot the best one. The Bud Light one with the 2 dogs! What does your dog do? Fergi (or wtfever) Bud Light!
The Bud Light commercial with the monkey was good too.
"Act natural"
Hehe, crazy monkey....
"Act natural"
Hehe, crazy monkey....
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I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Actually, my favourite was the Mars Bar commercial.
"Are you our Cousin Philly?"
"Do you want me to be?"
<nods heads>
"Well shore I yam!"
...Also the Pepsi commercial with the vaccuum was funny.
"Your vaccuum cleaner ate my pants, there was nothing I could do about it."
"Are you our Cousin Philly?"
"Do you want me to be?"
<nods heads>
"Well shore I yam!"
...Also the Pepsi commercial with the vaccuum was funny.
"Your vaccuum cleaner ate my pants, there was nothing I could do about it."
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Providence, R.I
Provincetown, MA, you moron. Providence RI is like little Italy.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
While I would not be surprised that the entire state of Massachutsets is comprised of homosexuals, it is my understanding that Providence, Rhode island is Lesbian Central for the entire eastern half of the United States. Correct me if I am wrong.
Oh, and congratulations for the Superbowl win. Bah.
Totem
Oh, and congratulations for the Superbowl win. Bah.
Totem
Why would lesbians want to see a homoerotic football player commercial?
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
They would do it for unity, man, unity! You know, a general sticking of the thumb in the collective eye of mainstream America. Besides, every gay pride parade I see the highlights of on CNN always show a weird segregated "birds-of-a-feather-flocking-together" kind of grouping of lezzies and homos. It comes across as a form of an Old World type of social norm where, in large groups the men congregate together and the women huddle together with little mixing outside of a minimal polite discourse.
See, the lesbians would buy Charmin as a way to empower their male homosexual comrades in the struggle against oppression and prejudice. And Mr. Whipple would become the new figurehead of the gay movement by donning chic black clothing and giving seminars on interior design and flower decoration.
It's all part of their Master Plan. I thought you knew all this?
Totem
See, the lesbians would buy Charmin as a way to empower their male homosexual comrades in the struggle against oppression and prejudice. And Mr. Whipple would become the new figurehead of the gay movement by donning chic black clothing and giving seminars on interior design and flower decoration.
It's all part of their Master Plan. I thought you knew all this?
Totem
Totem... no one is supposed to know about the master plan. Shhhhh.
If anyone missed them and wants to see the commercials:
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If anyone missed them and wants to see the commercials:
IFILM Super Bowl Ads
Anyone see the Britney/Pink/Beyoncé one? I would almost go lesbian for Beyoncé. Rawr.
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Anyone see the Britney/Pink/Beyoncé one? I would almost go lesbian for Beyoncé. Rawr.
me too...oh wait!I don't NEED to be lesbian.
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Smash---Provincetown, MA, you moron. Providence RI is like little Italy.
What happened to the nice Smash? Hmmmmmmmmm?
--DK
The Bud Light commercial with the 2 dogs is the best this year.
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