I searched for a thread about this before and I can't find one, so I apologize if this is a repeat...
But I am curious to see, who would you currently vote for?
I am not American, but if I was I would vote for Clark.
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I would vote for Queen Skeet, I think a lesbian President would be a great role model for all women in America. I believe that a lesbian President would encourage more girl on girl action. Which is lacking on TV, radio, movies as well as in most peoples daily lives.
Wow - I had no idea Skeet was a lesbian queen, but something tells me she will be a stauch supporter of girl on girl action across the land! Let's the bells ring out! Pull your panties to the side, ladies!
Damn it.
Damn it.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
This thread has Smasharoo written all over it.
WE settled this a year ago. It'll be Kerry and he'll beat Bush.
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something tells me she will be a stauch supporter of girl on girl action across the land!
If this is the case, Skeet has my vote.
Kerry will win the democratic nomination and then get slaughtered by bush in November.
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I voted for the other guy.
Alright, Smash, I agree with you on one point. Kerry will win the Democratic nomination. Unfortunately, the only Democrat that could've beaten Bush in November is now known for his "I Have a Scream" speech.
Maybe this doesn't mean much coming from a conservative, but I speak the truth.
Maybe this doesn't mean much coming from a conservative, but I speak the truth.
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I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Dean could have never, ever beaten Bush. He is way too liberal and the country is not going to elect someone like that. Kerry stands a much, much better chance.
Unfortunately for liberals, they really did not put anyone up that can honestly beat Bush...even taking away the fact that he currently has over 100 million sitting in the bank for his re-election run.
Tacosid
Unfortunately for liberals, they really did not put anyone up that can honestly beat Bush...even taking away the fact that he currently has over 100 million sitting in the bank for his re-election run.
Tacosid
I voted for the other guy.
Dean could have never, ever beaten Bush. He is way too liberal and the country is not going to elect someone like that. Kerry stands a much, much better chance.
Unfortunately for liberals, they really did not put anyone up that can honestly beat Bush...even taking away the fact that he currently has over 100 million sitting in the bank for his re-election run.
Tacosid
Unfortunately for liberals, they really did not put anyone up that can honestly beat Bush...even taking away the fact that he currently has over 100 million sitting in the bank for his re-election run.
Tacosid
I voted for the other guy.
Who cares?
Were all f*cked anyway.
Were all f*cked anyway.
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Alright, Smash, I agree with you on one point. Kerry will win the Democratic nomination. Unfortunately, the only Democrat that could've beaten Bush in November is now known for his "I Have a Scream" speech.
That sir, is a baldfaced lie. Dean had no chance to beat Bush. Kerry's allready polling higher than Bush with plenty of time to build momentum and for Bush to get hundred or so more kids killed in Iraq, loose a few million more jobs, spend us into even higher defecits.
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Who cares? Were all f*cked anyway.
Ahhh, that's what I like to see. Bend over and take it like a good boy.
Edited, Sat Jan 31 14:44:47 2004 by Tare
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
http://www.vietnamveteransagainstjohnkerry.com/ker_vc_flg.htm
Nice decision there, Kerry. <rollseyes> Nothing like becoming a mouthpiece for an organization backed by our country's enemies.
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Nice decision there, Kerry. <rollseyes> Nothing like becoming a mouthpiece for an organization backed by our country's enemies.
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I don't think I'm even registered to vote. How would I do so?
It would be nice to know about and get involved in such activities, but I just don't have the inclination to do - well, anything.
It would be nice to know about and get involved in such activities, but I just don't have the inclination to do - well, anything.
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we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
More trouble for Kerry?
http://www.newsmax.com/archives/ic/2004/2/2/124555.shtml
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http://www.newsmax.com/archives/ic/2004/2/2/124555.shtml
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The worst part is your first registration. Have to go into the DMV. But as long as you don't move all should be fine after that.
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500 Dead in Iraq.
Millions of lost jobs.
Game set match Kerry.
500 Dead in Iraq.
Millions of lost jobs.
Game set match Kerry.
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Game set match Kerry.
Are you still assuming, or naively hoping for, a fair and free election?
I think SNL summed it up pretty nicely with their sketch with Bush Jr. saying "Daddy, this is hard work, when are you going to tell everybody that I won and that I'm the president now?"
Imagine the field day the pundits are going to have with Kerry and his jaw that looks like Jay Leno's. I don't know that he can survive and win an national election from the abuse that that's gonna spawn. Think of the political cartoonists right now-- every one of them is salivating over how to caricature that colossal mug.
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500 Dead in Iraq.
pssst... It's a war. You know, one of those things where people shoot at one another in hopes of killing their enemy. I don't like war or death any more than anyone else, especially since this one claimed the life of a friend that I was stationed with about 3 years ago. WMDs or not I'm glad to see Saddam (sp?) out of power and finally forced to pay for the atrocities he has carried out throughout the years.
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I can't wait to get my paws on that George Bush action figure complete with kung fu grip. Right, Smash?
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It's not a war anymore...as far as I know, major combat operations ended last summer. Or so Bush Jr. tells us.
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It's not a war anymore...as far as I know, major combat operations ended last summer. Or so Bush Jr. tells us.
Ours did. Just because the ******** oil farmers are too stupid to recognize freedom when we shove it up their asses, and lay down and take it, doesn't mean it's not a war. Now we can call it a stabilizing force. :)
Well, if we're going to get all semantic about it (don't we always?) I think at this point it's an "occupying force".
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