I hate my demographic!Follow

******* handicap people, they are all idiots!

There are 4 types of crippled people in the world, they all **** me off!

I’m not going to include the retards or quadriplegics, cause there is no way or reason to know or care what they are like.

So first we have the Jesus makes me strong, type of cripple. I find these people funny cause they are madly in love with a god who obviously wants to punish them. They remind me of wives in an abusive relationship who convinces themselves when their husband beat them it's because they love them. These have the highest nuisance factor because they are very, very, stupid, and what’s worst they try and convert people to be stupid with them.

Then we have the "Being crippled empowers me" easily confused, and sometimes a Jesus cripple as well. These are the people who try hard, struggle, and work their entire life to be on the same level with 95% of the normal world. Congrats, you have achieved the highest pinnacle of success you can achieve; you’re just below trailer trash. Annoyance factor is medium. Most of the time a sound thrashing can get them to shut up, but these are the types that ***** to be called "Handicapable" or sue the social security office because they have to go to the side of the building for the ramp to pick up there check.

"I’m pathetic, pity me....please!" These are easily identifiable, they are often seen being pushed around hunched over in there seat, trying there damndest to look pathetic. Annoyance factor is low, seeing how they can only annoy people who give a **** about them.

The “I’m miserable, so you will be also” cripple. Not to be confused with the “I’m pathetic” cripple. One enjoys being miserable, the other enjoys is when everyone else is miserable. Instead of trying to elevate themselves to the level of others like the “Empowered” cripple, they just try to lower everyone to their level. Annoyance factor high, they really don’t care who they offend, just as long as they do. Only happy when they are the only one who is happy.

my handicap is only visual but im none of the 4.... actually right now im workin on a scheme to live off the goverment for awhile.. working on getting section 8 housing vouchers so i can be extremely lazy and chalk up on my nix server skills

look flea dont make me feel bad about thi s i deserve it. ******* hipocrits looking down on me cause im all white and have to be close to the monitor....

and im not going to keep it forever just a year or so

well.... i lost major employment almost 2 years ago. since then ive bounced around to odd jobs and consultant work barely being able to support myself. ive been constantly looking for work but right now work just isnt there. /kick self for choosing IT field

so right now im sick of living with my father and ***** step mother.

What about crippled people that are as moody as 10 women during their period, who shuffle back and forth between "Cripple jokes don't offend me" and "that was really offensive". Cripples that get female roommates because they were thinking with a seldom used head, then get upset when aforementioned head realizes it's not getting any from her and start a "war of the crickets".

How about that type of cripple?

Me? I don't mind that type so much.

Just sayin' is all.

Now I don't feel bad at all for generalizing that you, as a cripple, are_____, since obviously all us Hispanics are Mexican.
It must be great to be cripple trash, too!
Here's a toast to all us, now go cash your disability check.

Edited, Fri Jan 30 11:33:35 2004 by Atomicflea

You know, Mren, it's really hard to imagine you as the nice guy you claim to be in all your RL stories when you're such a jackass here on the board.



But hey, whatever floats your boat.

Don't worry, you didn't. I've met so many close-minded ******** in my life all it does is allow me to sort you like a sock, toss you definitively on the "CMA" pile (much like I now live in your "Mexican" pile) and give me the wonderful gift of treating you one-dimensionally and without any sympathy. It's actually quite liberating.
Thanks.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
So that's why I'm so underbudgeted I have to group money together to buy supplys. I was wondering about that.

Attacked by his lizard I think.

Either that, or God knew that his Mom's crazy boyfriend would need to borrow his Van, and the only way Mren would have a van was if he was crippled.

So, Mren - SOMETHING ticked you off - what was it? What happened that made you so upset that you decided to post your rant, eh?

Heh. This thread made me laugh from listening to the bile being spilled on each other.

Mren's is a degenerative muscular illness, I seem to recall from a conversation we had some time back when I mentioned my nephew who contracted GBD (and who, incidentally, is fully recovered thankfully).

Totem

You come to these boards and act like a complete ******* moron, bumbling around like a kid with downs syndrom.

I'm polite enough to not ask if you were just born with your obvious learning handicap, or if you were kicked in the head by a mule.