Official Shrubbery Waterer
Haha. I don't do the suave thing though, Skeet. I'm more of a best-friend-turned-boy-friend kind of guy. The only girls I've ever dated (and still liked afterwards) were good friends of mine before we ever dated.
The only problem with that is it takes way too much time, which is a precious commodity in college. And I don't have a lot of confidence either. I guess I'm just a wreck. Now I see why girls don't dig me -=(
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.