Old forum trolls, wave to the newbiesFollow

Since Skeet is making all the newbies introduce themselves, all you forum trolls should say hey to the newbies. It's only fair. Same stuff applies here as the newbie thread. Just a little about yourself, your interests, and if you are a lady, naked picture links.

What if you're a regular, but only post nonsense?

I like kneecaps.

Walt Whitman

Song of Myself


(i'll pass on the shag - thanks)

Please, be my guest

You are more than welcome to the shag, help yourself - honest its ALL yours

If a troll is someone who has been around a long time but is seldom seen or heard from - just lurks under bridges and such and listens to other folks talk - then that would be me.

That would make you me....





You don't have me to thank for d1ck and fart jokes. If I have been telling d1ck and fart jokes, please show me some examples.

I have been trying to entertain myself, and hopefully in the process, entertain you ungrateful shmucks. One out of two aint bad I guess.




Ha, and you have the gall to call something banal.

That is so typical. Listen, if you don't like the threads that are up, all of the d1ck and fart jokes that somehow emanate from me, then post your own damn threads.

"Skeet only posts dumb fart jokes so I'm not going to post"

How does that help anything? Anybody with half the smarts you think you have can come up with something to post instead of sulking.

Seriously though, you're a funny guy, I like reading your posts, post more often and maybe I won't feel the need to burden you with my plethora of d1ck and fart jokes. You've only seen my shenanigans, I haven't unleashed my Tom-Foolery yet. Be afraid. Or... grow some balls and change the forums your own damn self.

You are now "Sir MoebiusLord the Flatulent, Destroyer of all things Banal"

Enjoy..

Edited, Thu Jan 29 10:12:52 2004 by Skeeter

Bad day today, feeling a little emotional, perhaps it's that time of the month, who knows.

But, I'll play along.

I am the horrible backfire of a bad joke. Kind of like when some highschool kid nominates a dork for prom king, and to be mean, the whole school votes for him to give him a false sense of "coolness".

My "job" is accountin', but you can ask Totem what my real job description is. Can't quite remember it all but it had something to do with BASE jumping and wearing banana hammocks.

I think d1ck and fart jokes are funny, I say things like RACK and wootles, and apparently have caused a wildfire-like effect of banality.

/shrug

I love laughing, I love making people laugh. Generally I'm the type that is quiet most of the time, but likes to try for a funny one liner here and there.

Most of my life I haven't really expressed any of my opinions, I liked to sit back and observe, listen, gather information. I have to say I've grown to like everybody here, and this place has become a daily thing for me. I have even been inspired by you all to express my opinions, banal as they may be, on certain issues.

I like change, but only if it's for the better. So in turn, I like criticism. If you have a problem, put it out there. My biggest peeve is somebody that wont come up to me with any problem they have about me. If I have a fault, I like to know about it, then I like to try to fix it.

Sure many of you believe I'm a moron, but you have to cut me some slack and admit that I'm at least not as much of a moron as I used to be.

Well, actually, you don't. But perhaps you'll be in a good mood today and do it for kicks.

And somebody please kill all this damn sleet and snow, it's pissing me off.

Skeeter, do you need a hug? Or a reach around maybe? I know, maybe a good snowball to start your day right? Come on, bud. It can't be all that bad. I would take sleet over -20 f. any day.

Anyhoo, I will give you the opportunity now to push your ergonomicly medievil chair back from your desk, clear your head of the idiotic jew and breath. Once you have done that, come back to the computer, re-read the post, and laugh.
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Done? Good. Consider me the aspirant to the throne. The miffed ******* child refused the crown for nothing more than his illegitimacy. I will rend power from you in my own time, probably after a bloody coup.

Oh, and no where did I suggest that you post d1ck and fart jokes. I referred to the general degeneration of threads of late to that state. It was a reference to a much earlier thread where someone called your humor the d1ck and fart kind. Remember now? Ok. Good. Here's that hug, honey. Now, go outside and don't let the big kids get you down.


Good on you Eg. It's become somewhat of a mantra for me. And I suppose it's ok about the shag, even though it is a really slow day and the diversion would be much welcomed. lol

What you need

....is a good old fashioned sock puppet


and some dressing up entertainment - go on try it, its good for the soul

I feel the love here.
See, you kids don't need Thundra for a good 'ol fashioned-CJ!

/em shakes his fist at Skeeter

Yar

This is how, my dear Jerkles.

I was chosen to be Queen by 'The Chicken of the Sea' when she emerged from the water and handed me "The Holy Douche", thereby proclaiming me owner of "The Holy Douche" and Queen of the OOT forum. I'd have you kiss my hand but you don't know where it's been.

Posting crap is only half of it, the other half is consistency.

It isn't worth your time at all. Best to just leave now. kkthxlalal!!111!1