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#1 Jan 24 2004 at 2:04 PM Rating: Good
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Damn, we need some action on this board. Tell me something, lurkers...

How long will you go before you buy new underwear? A couple of holes here and there? Crotch completely rotted out(Katie)? What's the limit before you, yourself can't take it anymore?

Have you ever worn underwear on your head? Why did you do this?

What was your favorite pair of underwear? I have a great pink pair with pineapples on 'em. Love those gonch.

Anyhooooo....



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#2 Jan 24 2004 at 2:21 PM Rating: Good
I don't buy underwear, as I have an adversion to shopping in any form. That's the same reason why we have no food.

I usually get underwear for Christmas, so once a year. I try not to let Merri chew on my underwear, so there aren't a lot of holes to contend with.

Isn't wearing underwear on your head like carving a notch in the bedpost?

My favorite pair were these little flannel things. I still have them somewhere.
#3 Jan 24 2004 at 2:26 PM Rating: Good
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I loathe shopping too. I would like to go on a shooting rampage at the mall...sparing only the underwear stores.

My gramma still buys me undies, only she thinks I weight about 280 and like lavender.

I'm putting some underwear on my head right now! Ahhh, notch carved!
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#4 Jan 24 2004 at 2:37 PM Rating: Decent
Hey, what were you eating under there??
#5 Jan 24 2004 at 2:41 PM Rating: Good
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Nothing...but I found that sock I was looking for. Smiley: grin
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#6 Jan 24 2004 at 2:45 PM Rating: Decent
Smiley: lol

Tsk tsk, you were supposed to ask "Under where?"
#7 Jan 24 2004 at 2:47 PM Rating: Good
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I'm not falling for your shenanigans, Skeeter. Psstt...wanna hear a dirty joke?

The boy fell in the mud!

HA hA ha ahhh hhhaaaaaaaaaa!
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#8 Jan 24 2004 at 2:53 PM Rating: Decent
Jesus.

My avatar really is scary.

Sorry, got distracted.

What were we talking about?
#9 Jan 24 2004 at 2:55 PM Rating: Good
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Gimme some ideas for music to download, Skeeter.

Do it, or I'll cut ya!!!
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#10 Jan 24 2004 at 3:14 PM Rating: Decent
Try Carlos Vives, Fruta Fresca.

One of the many spanish songs flea enlightened me to.
#11 Jan 24 2004 at 3:17 PM Rating: Good
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Can't find any...Smiley: cry

Ooh...found some now!!

Edited, Sat Jan 24 15:18:39 2004 by Tare
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#12 Jan 24 2004 at 3:44 PM Rating: Good
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Ooh! I like that! Tequila!

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#13 Jan 24 2004 at 5:23 PM Rating: Decent
No... you are not allowed to have any more Tequilla, i believe it is painfully obvious to everyone here that you've had to much. So shut up and pass me the Yager.

I can go years without buying any underwear... but that's easy(I don't wear them).

Wore underwear on my head? Yeah, once when I was in Singapore I was playing "smiles" with some buddies of mine. I lost and was not only forced to pay, but wear the underwear on my head as a badge of shame. I looked really funny coming on my ship with those on I was told.

I have a pair of underoos with a butt flap that says "Exit Only"
#14 Jan 24 2004 at 6:14 PM Rating: Good
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[quote=Overlord Antima]I lost and was not only forced to pay, but wear the underwear on my head as a badge of shame. I looked really funny coming on my ship with those on I was told.[quote]

A badge of shame? I'm not sure I follow you? You came on your ship with underwear on your head? /ponder
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#15 Jan 24 2004 at 11:22 PM Rating: Default
Not all women wear underwear....
#16 Jan 25 2004 at 12:11 AM Rating: Good
I suspect when you're a ***** that's just one more article of clothing that slows the process down.

Smiley: oyvey

Anyone else feel like throwing up after that revelation?

#17 Jan 25 2004 at 12:15 AM Rating: Good
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no wonder the forum smells so bad when katie is around...
#18 Jan 25 2004 at 12:42 AM Rating: Default
Most women wear panties, some wear thongs, why cant women go comando like men??
#19 Jan 25 2004 at 1:01 AM Rating: Excellent
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Have you ever worn underwear on your head? Why did you do this?

In my native country it is considered good luck to wear yellow for the new year. When I was little my mom would buy us all yellow undies and we would wear them on our head because when you're six, you think that's comedy.

One hole signals the end of the line with me for underwear.
#20 Jan 27 2004 at 2:15 AM Rating: Good
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Geez...forgot about this one. LOL...Flea...yellow undies on your head! /puts hers back on her head.

Commando? Problem is the chaffing, Katie. Chaffing.
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#21 Jan 27 2004 at 2:22 AM Rating: Good
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Getting the snake caught in the fence once was enough to convince me that commando is not for me. I stick with my boring, government issue BVDs.

One hole is enough to make me toss a pair. It's not like underwear is any serious investment on my part that I need to wear shoddy undergarments. What if I was in an accident?
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#22 Jan 27 2004 at 2:25 AM Rating: Good
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Smiley: laugh Government issue? Do they come vac-u-packed for freshness? With a side of beans? LOL!

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#23 Jan 27 2004 at 2:26 AM Rating: Excellent
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Hmm, does this thread make anyone else happy in the basement, if you know what I mean? And btw, never go commando with jeans on. ouch. Hate to hijack the thread, but boxers or breifs?

Boxers here
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#24 Jan 27 2004 at 2:29 AM Rating: Good
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Government issue? Do they come vac-u-packed for freshness? With a side of beans?
White box with "Underwear" stenciled on the side.

In America, women find man with no underwear sexy. In Soviet Russia, being able to own underwear make you sexy!

Edited, Tue Jan 27 02:29:57 2004 by Jophiel
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#25 Jan 27 2004 at 2:30 AM Rating: Good
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In Canada, we only enjoy the long, wooly kind....talk about chaffing...ugh.

Edited, Tue Jan 27 02:31:50 2004 by Tare
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#26 Jan 27 2004 at 2:33 AM Rating: Good
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Doesn't the wool itch? I'd hate to have to wear underwear under my underwear.

Try saying THAT three times fast!
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