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#1 Jan 24 2004 at 12:02 AM Rating: Excellent
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Here I was, thinking I was sober enough to post on this forum. Daaaaar!!! Just never you mind!
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#2 Jan 24 2004 at 2:01 AM Rating: Decent
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Mren's dosent care!
#3 Jan 24 2004 at 2:02 AM Rating: Excellent
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#4 Jan 24 2004 at 12:24 PM Rating: Excellent
At least he didn't say he doesn't care.

That's gotta count for somethin'
#5 Jan 24 2004 at 12:46 PM Rating: Good
Tare ... you were here when I went to sleep and you're here now that I'm up. Did you pass out at your keyboard?

Tell me another story. I likes them.
#6 Jan 24 2004 at 1:03 PM Rating: Excellent
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LOL...I had a wild and crazy night out on the town with some married broads last night. Crazy b*tches.

Ok, on to stories. I will regale you with a quick fire story, because I am in desperate need of a bath and some time to think about my actions last night. /rubs pounding head and wonders how she got home.

My father ate a sh*t sammich once. It was the result of a game called "Freckles" that he played in the army. The gist of the game was simply this. One person took a crap between two slices of bread and placed this delightful snack in the middle of a table. Then all the players placed their chins on the edge of the table all around the sammich. Finally, one person would pound the sammich with a fist so that **** would hopefully fly out of it, in effect speckling or freckling the players around the table. The person with the fewest freckles ate the sammich. So, remember that game next time you have guests over. Smiley: wink

Whaddaya think, Angua? Can you handle it? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!! Just kiddin'...but you must have good stories too. It's all take, take, take...where's the give, Angua? Gimme some dirt.





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#7 Jan 24 2004 at 2:12 PM Rating: Excellent
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Damn it, and here I thought this was going to be a thread about how Tare was obscenely rich and wanted to buy us all ponies. /sigh, oh well. I already posted a story chunk with another on the way. someone else start a story!
#8 Jan 24 2004 at 2:13 PM Rating: Excellent
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I am rich, Kao, and I will only buy YOU a pony. /flutters eyelashes.
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#9 Jan 24 2004 at 2:16 PM Rating: Excellent
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Woot! Pony!!!!
#10 Jan 24 2004 at 2:23 PM Rating: Excellent
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Kao, I, like any good alcoholic, know the value of a nice, empty promise. Now, be a good boy and get Mommy her "juice"...

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#11 Jan 24 2004 at 2:26 PM Rating: Excellent
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/forage alchoholic beverage labled Capt. Morgan...

Sooo, this pony, what color will it be? it's going to be cool! I'm gonna name it gorge and ride it and we'll have adventures and I'll take care of it and I better hide it from totem and...
#12 Jan 24 2004 at 2:43 PM Rating: Decent
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oh she's gonna buy you a "my little pony " doll ,paint it pink then put little undies on it's head
#13 Jan 24 2004 at 2:45 PM Rating: Excellent
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/looks around

Can you *see* me?

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#14 Jan 24 2004 at 2:47 PM Rating: Decent
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yup, right there
#15 Jan 24 2004 at 2:48 PM Rating: Excellent
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I wasn't really picking it, I was scratching it. Smiley: wink2
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#16 Jan 24 2004 at 2:49 PM Rating: Decent
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well make you wash up then
#17 Jan 24 2004 at 3:00 PM Rating: Excellent
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Can you *smell* me too?

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#18 Jan 24 2004 at 3:04 PM Rating: Decent
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was that gas or your draws ?
#19 Jan 24 2004 at 3:10 PM Rating: Excellent
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Oh my god, he can *hear* me too.

Well, please e-mail me any pictures you take...I have a friend I wanna send 'em to....since I'm wearing my favorite outfit. Smiley: laugh
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#20 Jan 24 2004 at 5:18 PM Rating: Decent
Naked?
#21 Jan 24 2004 at 5:19 PM Rating: Excellent
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Only from the waist down, baby.
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#22 Jan 24 2004 at 5:27 PM Rating: Decent
Works for me.
#23 Jan 24 2004 at 6:16 PM Rating: Excellent
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You like a girl with a nice pair of underpants on her head, doncha?

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