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#1 Jan 23 2004 at 10:35 AM Rating: Default
And no, I don't mean I'm a voluptuous booty! Though I do have one, if I do say so myself. My, that's nice.

Anyhow. I've noticed this board needs to be shaped up, and I'm just one to 6 second-abs you all into shape like John Basedow(my he's a cutie, Mama like, mmm hmmmm)

So quit beating around the bush, don't be shy, tell Momma Judy your woes.

But don't give me no lip! I'm one tough cookie!

-Deputy: And you, are all out of milk!

Very nice, Deputy Brown.

-Was my honor, yo honor. And may I say you are lookin' capital F-ine! this mornin'.

Why yes, you sweet piece of Deputy Chocolate, you may.

Bring out the first defendant.

-Yo honor, this is (insert next posters name here).

Plead your case. I'm all ears and this aint no corn field.
#2 Jan 23 2004 at 10:48 AM Rating: Decent
You fu'ckers act like you have something better to do.

You know those times when you come across a person that obviously isn't all right in the head, but you talk with that person for just a little bit in the fear that if you don't humor him for a little bit he'll kill you?

Yah, it's kind of like that.

Play along or find something else for me to do, you homos.
#3 Jan 23 2004 at 11:03 AM Rating: Good
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You could make up a family emergency and come get me. I can't take this $@%#! anymore.
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