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I've decided that I'm going to try to be a benovelent, helpful guiding force on this forum from this moment forward.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
I'm calling BS. This is not kosher...
Exactly Debalic, bullsh*t will henceforth be doubled.
He did say he wanted to be more helpful.
He did say he wanted to be more helpful.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
I completely understand your entirely valid skepticism. I can only hope that I win you over by consistently living up to the standard of peace, love, and gentle education I've set for myself. I plan to earn your trust.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
He only said he is "going to try". That leaves so many ways to cover his *** when he goes back to being the pompous, pretentious prick we all know and love.
No man, I love you.
*Hugz*
Totem, give the man some lube will ya? We have a new addition to the CJ tonight!
No man, I love you.
*Hugz*
Totem, give the man some lube will ya? We have a new addition to the CJ tonight!
I didn't do it. Honest.
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I've decided that I'm going to try to be a benovelent, helpful guiding force on this forum from this moment forward.
ahh thats the lost one kao was looking for ... now i understand
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He only said he is "going to try". That leaves so many ways to cover his *** when he goes back to being the pompous, pretentious prick we all know and love.
That is an excellent point. Let me amend my statement and say that I will be a benovelent, helpful guiding force on this forum from this moment forward to the best of my ability.
I only qualify that statement because I realize that I'm not perfect and can only ever do the best I can.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Okay, I get it now. I'm bored.
Are you finally going to ask Thundra out to the Prom too?
She will be oh so thrilled.
She will be oh so thrilled.
Sorry Smasher, I think I may have been a bit harsh at first. A knee-jerk reaction, perhaps, like when I spot a sockpuppet.
[sm]no, I'm not implaying anything when I say that.
[sm]no, I'm not implaying anything when I say that.
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no, I'm not implaying anything when I say that.
Hey, I didn't know you knew how to speak Phonics!
At some point you'll have to change the way you type. Smash constantly misspells everything. Just a heads up.
You missed it Merri?
Or are you being genteler than usual?
Or are you being genteler than usual?
You got your wife pregnant, Smash?
This is some vast left wing conspiracy to convert us all to liberals isn't it?
/tickles Smasharoo's belly
*waits to see if he rolls over*
*waits to see if he rolls over*
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Are you finally going to ask Thundra out to the Prom too?
She will be oh so thrilled.
She will be oh so thrilled.
At least he knows he'll get to 2nd base.
hell, we all did :)
boobies boobies boobies boobies boobies boobies boobies boobies boobies boobies
I’ve just decided that my real goal all along has been to make people hapy, but I didn’t realize untill just recently.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
I, for one, will be nothing but supportive of this, until it proves to be a hoax. Kudos to you, Smash.
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Be mean damn it!
Be mean damn it!
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Okay, I get it now. I'm bored.
enlighten me
One dollop of lube coming up...
/*******
Totem
/*******
Totem
I don't know... I think I prefer the other way best.
or maybe I'm just scared of change
or maybe I'm just scared of change
Riiiight.
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