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I'm debating paying $4000 for Superbowl tickets and lodging (and having YOU DUMB SUCKER tatooed on my forehead). Anything to do in Houston aside from shoot people from the back of the pick up?
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between the meth fields to the north and the other drugs from the south, you can get pretty messed up and forget who you are for a few months there, Austin or especially Dallas.
i'm trying to stay sober so i'll stay in cali..wait a sec.
i'm trying to stay sober so i'll stay in cali..wait a sec.
If you are lucky you can get one of the Hummer H@'s that infest and plague the city streets to shoot people out of the back of...
I dunno, depends on what kind of things you like to do. Plenty of resteraunts and bars around here. (the kelvin Arms down in Rice villiage is especially good) Lots of art and culture museums around there. There is an air museum a few miles outside Houston, also the Battleship texas. Of couse my computer is also here, (The 13th wonder of the modern world, upstaged only of course by the cordless bagel slicer). If you bring the Mrs. Smasharoo, there is the shopping circut of course. Or you could go drive by the Bush Sr. residence and join the weekly mooning train.
There is a very nice aquarium/restaraunt in downtown Houston too.
Other than that, it really depends on what you are into.
In houston.
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I dunno, depends on what kind of things you like to do. Plenty of resteraunts and bars around here. (the kelvin Arms down in Rice villiage is especially good) Lots of art and culture museums around there. There is an air museum a few miles outside Houston, also the Battleship texas. Of couse my computer is also here, (The 13th wonder of the modern world, upstaged only of course by the cordless bagel slicer). If you bring the Mrs. Smasharoo, there is the shopping circut of course. Or you could go drive by the Bush Sr. residence and join the weekly mooning train.
There is a very nice aquarium/restaraunt in downtown Houston too.
Other than that, it really depends on what you are into.
In houston.
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The Galleria, huge mall type place: http://www.simon.com/mall/default.aspx?ID=805
I used to like this go-kart track: http://www.malibugrandprix.com/houston/
Galveston has a 3-D Imax theater: http://www.galveston.com/moodygardens/imax.shtml
The movies suck, but they are in big screen 3-d! There's also an aquarium or something attached. Galveston also has a nasty beach.
I used to like this go-kart track: http://www.malibugrandprix.com/houston/
Galveston has a 3-D Imax theater: http://www.galveston.com/moodygardens/imax.shtml
The movies suck, but they are in big screen 3-d! There's also an aquarium or something attached. Galveston also has a nasty beach.
DONT swim in the toilet bowl of mexico!!! Galveston is cool, space center is there, Austin has 6th street, Houston has??? thats right nothing but traffic.
I like Houston. I used to live in Sugarland near Bum Phillips and Hakeem Olajuwan. Cool place.
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