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#1 Jan 22 2004 at 4:09 PM Rating: Excellent
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Grr. someone break lander! Knock it off you stupid martians or we'll spray water and or communicable cold germs at you!
#2 Jan 22 2004 at 4:23 PM Rating: Decent
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It's those damn Klingons. I told you we should never have made peace with those bastards.
#3 Jan 22 2004 at 4:46 PM Rating: Decent
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Cue the "Face on Mars" wackos!

/em begins playing hapy kaliope music!

Do! Do! Dobedo! Do! Da Do Da Do!

"The government is keeping the newest data secret because it shows evidence of a civlization on Mars!!!!"
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#4 Jan 22 2004 at 4:51 PM Rating: Decent
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Really? what did they find? A budwiser layin there ?
#5 Jan 22 2004 at 5:00 PM Rating: Decent
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Its all part of a vast right wing conspiracie.
#6 Jan 23 2004 at 8:34 AM Rating: Good
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Poor NASA geeks are all depressed today... I hope that Bush realizes we're nowhere near a manned mission and tells Congress to take that $$$ elsewhere.

With my luck it'll be straight to DoD. %$#$#@!!
#7 Jan 23 2004 at 8:37 AM Rating: Excellent
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<-- Just FYI, hardcore nasa/space geek.
#8 Jan 23 2004 at 11:00 AM Rating: Good
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<----Dad works for NASA, watches that channel with the white noise and the picture of one-quarter of a hull.

I feel your pain.
#9 Jan 23 2004 at 12:24 PM Rating: Decent
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Here is one of the pics from Mars they don't want getting out...
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#10 Jan 23 2004 at 12:24 PM Rating: Decent
Didn't you hear about Bush's Bold-New-Plan? We are going to build a base on the moon first (good place to practice I guess) and then once that is all done they will launch an expidition from there. Heard all this on NPR the other day.
#11 Jan 23 2004 at 12:28 PM Rating: Good
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Lord Visagoth wrote:
Didn't you hear about Bush's Bold-New-Plan? We are going to build a base on the moon first (good place to practice I guess) and then once that is all done they will launch an expidition from there. Heard all this on NPR the other day.


But what about that alien base on the dark side of the moon? Won't they get pissed off at us, crowding them and all?
#12 Jan 23 2004 at 1:13 PM Rating: Decent
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But what about that alien base on the dark side of the moon? Won't they get pissed off at us, crowding them and all?


Thats simple, we will just declare that they have Weapons of Mass Destruction and then we will annihilate them =P. Then build a Starbucks and a McDonalds where their base used to be.

Edited, Fri Jan 23 13:13:43 2004 by Visagoth
#13 Jan 23 2004 at 1:26 PM Rating: Good
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Lord Visagoth wrote:
Thats simple, we will just declare that they have Weapons of Mass Destruction and then we will annihilate them =P. Then build a Starbucks and a McDonalds where their base used to be.

Edited, Fri Jan 23 13:13:43 2004 by Visagoth


LOL!!!
#14 Jan 23 2004 at 2:20 PM Rating: Good
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Here is one of the pics from Mars they don't want getting out...


OMG it's the Luxor!
#15 Jan 23 2004 at 3:13 PM Rating: Good
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There goes the frickin' neighborhood. The next thing ya know the Indians will have tons of casinos littering the landscape-- come to think of it, Mars looks very much like the rez's I've seen.

Meh. One massive reservation to put all the Injuns on-- that could be our first manned mission...

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Totem wrote:
Meh. One massive reservation to put all the Injuns on-- that could be our first manned mission...

Totem


Heh. Have you read "The Martian Chronicals"? There's a story in there (which wasn't in the film for obvious reasons), that's pretty close to what you just said (but a bit twisted around). That Vonnegut guy... Very strange.
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#17 Jan 23 2004 at 8:50 PM Rating: Decent
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Well Mars does look an awful lot like Australia...maybe Dubya has some plans set for a new penal system.
#18 Jan 23 2004 at 9:39 PM Rating: Good
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That Vonnegut guy... Very strange
I'm feeling like I just got whooshed here.

Ray Bradbury wrote The Martian Chronicles, no?
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#19 Jan 23 2004 at 9:44 PM Rating: Good
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Well crap. Yeah. Guess that was Bradbury, wasn't it? Well, Vonnegut's a strange writer anyway... ;)
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