Joke(s) of the day 1-22-04Follow

2 for that a$$ from now on....

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Twelve and a Chaser

A man goes into a bar and orders 12 shots of tequila. The bartender looks on as the guy downs one after another.

As he slams the 10th one, the bartender says, "I don’t think you should be drinking those so fast."

"You would if you had what I have," the man says, throwing back number 11.

"Well, what is it you have?"

The man throws back his last shot and says, "Fifty cents."

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Political Heaven...

Howard Dean, John Kerry and Joseph Lieberman were in an airplane that crashed.

They're up in heaven, and God's sitting on His great white throne. God addresses John Kerry first, "John, what do you believe in?"

John Kerry replies, "Well, I believe I easily won that Iowa election, but that it was Your will that I would not go on to the Democratic Convention, and I understand and accept that as Your wish."

God thinks for a second and says, "Okay, very good. Come and sit at My left."

God then addresses Joseph Lieberman, "Joseph, what do you believe in?"

Lieberman replies, "I believe in forgiveness. Though I know I've sinned in the past, I've never held a grudge against my fellow man and I hope no grudges are held against me."

God thinks for a second and says, "You are forgiven, My son. Come and sit at My right."

God then asks Howard Dean, "Howard, what do you believe in?"

Howard Dean replies, "Well... I believe You're sitting in my chair."

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