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"Everything we do is right and just. I thank you all for being good! We have a choice, vote for me or the terrorists win! 9/11! 9/11!
"I feel so blessed to be an American, and proud and just for saving the poor Iraqi people from the Antichrist. Thank you all for being so patriotic and good.
"We sure showed Bin Laden not to mess with us! No longer will Saddam give refuge to evil terrorists, dangerous men who would eat blessed American children because they hate our freedoms. I congratulate you all for helping win the war on terrorism through pride and goodness.
"We have done much, justly and goodly, but must keep going on. Do not change horses mid stream, or the bloodthirsty terrorists will sodomize our mothers and pour sugar in all of our gas tanks.
"Schools are important. They teach our children to read, to write. Schools must be accountable, and follow our good instructions, or we will give thier funding to more trustworthy religious schools.
"Gay people are an abomination against God's Law, and therefore must not be granted equal protection under the law. We will have to amend the constitution to make sure America maintains it traditions.
"Our elderly thank you for being kind and good to them, by helping them subsidize drug companies and insurance companies. More money must be given the these great, patriotic companies who help the elderly.
"Sports managers, test your players for steroid abuse. Any players found guily will be brought to justice, and classified as enemy combatants, and locked away in Cuba away from legal council and family. We must set a good, just example.
God bless America, and noplace else!
(stop looking at me that way Mr Ashcroft, it was only parody)
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1. Sadaam was a very, very bad man. Even most Liberals will agree on this point. Whether that is enough justification for war, I don't know
2. Yes, bush ****** up the capture of Bin Laden, but Clinton ****** things up worse by not going after him after the first bombing. That and the whole gutting of field Humint resources thing.
3. Jelly beans work much better than suger. Time release factor...
4. they won't sodomize your mother until they get tired of the 70 virgins they supposedly get for having blown your mother up with a care package.
5. I must have been sleeping when he talekd about religious schools...
6. Ok, you have a point on that one, Bush does seem to be a bit hung up on that.
7. @#$%^ canadian drug companies
2. Yes, bush ****** up the capture of Bin Laden, but Clinton ****** things up worse by not going after him after the first bombing. That and the whole gutting of field Humint resources thing.
3. Jelly beans work much better than suger. Time release factor...
4. they won't sodomize your mother until they get tired of the 70 virgins they supposedly get for having blown your mother up with a care package.
5. I must have been sleeping when he talekd about religious schools...
6. Ok, you have a point on that one, Bush does seem to be a bit hung up on that.
7. @#$%^ canadian drug companies
Let us not forget the stunning revelation that weve uncovered "Weapons of Mass Dsetruction Program Related Activities" in Iraq. Which, I'm fairly certain, means that SOMEONE in Iraq qas THINKING REAL HARD about WMD.
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I'm sorry that was they most aweful disgusting speech i ever heard. Bush is a complete ******* moron. the only good thing that came out of that speech is he might of offended enough people to ot get re-elected.. it's jackasses like him that give texas (where i was born and will never never ever ever live again) a bad name.
Murth..... You DO know that he wasn't quoting verbatim, right?
yes i know that skeet... but bush came accross rather moronically the other night. and my above post was geared toward that
That speech was a Democrat's dream of what his speech should have been! Keep proving us right, Bush. You moron.
The democrat's dream would actually be if half the country stopped either voting republican regardless of Bush's beliefs or stopped agreeing with him whole heartedly. Until that happens, it'll take more than a speach to get the job done.
He's polling at 41 percent to 45 against Kerry as we speak. I'd hardly call that an overwhelming endorsment of his beliefs.
His numbers ticked down across the board after the speech.
His numbers ticked down across the board after the speech.
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a Democrat's dream of what his speech should have been!
Moebius, dollface... Re-read that sentence. Thaaaat's right. Reading comprehension wants to be your friend.
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The democrat's dream would actually be
Flea - A dream is a dream. I wasn't referring to the speach.
Or, rather, ditto. :)
How very MLK of you.
Liar.
Liar.
Flea and Moe, sittin' in a tree, K. I. S... hey, wait a minute!
Oh, and to the resident genious, there's a big difference between polling in January against an imaginary opponant and voting in November when the choice is between continuing something that's working so well it's scaring the **** out of the democrats or letting in some liberal democrat who'll gut the nation's security infrastructure and leave us vulnerable to another 9/11.
Damnit, I said 9/11! Cower in fear, you hippies. 9 f*cking 11. Jesus H. Christ on a Krispy Kream donut, 9/11!!!
/em pay no attention to the man behind the curtain....
Damnit, I said 9/11! Cower in fear, you hippies. 9 f*cking 11. Jesus H. Christ on a Krispy Kream donut, 9/11!!!
/em pay no attention to the man behind the curtain....
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1. Sadaam was a very, very bad man. Even most Liberals will agree on this point. Whether that is enough justification for war, I don't know
It never has been in the past. There have been tons of very bad men that we never even looked twice at .... many of whom were placed in power, or directly supported by the U.S. Saddam was one of them.
But regardless of Sadaam's karmic situation, THAT was not the reason we went to war. We went to war, according to Bush, to protect ourselves from (non-existent) weapons of mass destruction, which Sadaam was alledgedly going to give to terrorists (with whom no credible link has yet been established).
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or letting in some liberal democrat who'll gut the nation's security infrastructure and leave us vulnerable to another 9/11.
You do realize that near the end of the Clinton administration, a report was completed that warned of terrorists using jetliners against heavily populated targets, and that this report was handed to Bush's transition team.......and was never heard from again? Apparently they didn't even bother to read it.
So stop trying to place the blame for everything on liberal Democrats. It was Regan that gutted the human intelligence forces in favor of electronic and satellite resources.
The current situation did not just pop up out of the blue during the Clinton years. Its been building for a long time. Regan actually GAVE Saddam WMD's to help him in his war against Iran. And had Bush Sr. displayed any balls whatsoever, he'd have pushed into Baghdad and eliminated Saddam in '91. Its been the repeated failures of Regan, Bush Sr. and now Bush Jr. that have put us into today's situation.
So why didn't Clinton go after Sadaam? Because Bush had already set the precedent for allowing him to remain in power. Why didn't Clinton go after Bin Laden? He did, but like Bush he didn't catch him. Osama's a pretty wiley character.
So just quit you're partisan whining and get in touch with the facts.
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Oh, and to the resident genious, there's a big difference between polling in January against an imaginary opponant and voting in November when the choice is between continuing something that's working so well it's scaring the **** out of the democrats or letting in some liberal democrat who'll gut the nation's security infrastructure and leave us vulnerable to another 9/11.
The choice between continuing with and administration by whose actions 500 (more by then, I'm sure) US troops have died and who is the first administration in 60 years to loose jobs under it's watch? I'm pretty comfortable leaving that choice up to the electorate.
Kerry's not Dean. He's a decorated Vietnam War vet who'll destoy Bush on national defense. You'll see the Republicans specifically steer the debate away from that if he's the nominee. They'll be much more inclined to wage the battle over the culture war and try to pain Kerry as an out of touch "Massachusetts Liberal".
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Damnit, I said 9/11! Cower in fear, you hippies. 9 f*cking 11. Jesus H. Christ on a Krispy Kream donut, 9/11!!!
Funny, but it's not the Liberals who are cowering in fear over 9-11.
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/em pay no attention to the man behind the curtain....
Never do.
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gut the nation's security infrastructure and leave us vulnerable to another 9/11.
We'll always be vulnerable to another 9/11. We're not bathed in a holy glow. We don't have a globe with lasers covering our air space. It'll always be something, and that won't change no matter who is in office.
Although a Dem would be way better.
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So stop trying to place the blame for everything on liberal Democrats. It was Regan that gutted the human intelligence forces in favor of electronic and satellite resources.
Not to be a pain in the *** here, but that's not even vaguely accurate.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
EDIT: I decided rather than deal with a new post getting lost, I would fill in here...
We went to war in Iraq because:
a) Sadaam tried to put the beat down on Bush I.
b) Oil is really really important to us.
Does that make sense? Good. WMD was a smokescreen to get the rest of the world in some way on board. It worked and it didn't. Boo hoo. We're there now. What would you have us do, an overnight pull out? Moron.
Hmm. A witty pun. I guess we both have titles reflecting real life afflictions. Yours is manifested by taking on people who dwarf you in rhetorical skill and intellectual prowess. Nice work.
Did your guy make it public? Didn't think so. If one administration didn't take too much stock in it, why should the next?
Heh. Why? I like blaming things on them. They are responsible in large part for the financial jeopardy this country faces today. Going back 4 generations, actually.
Well, smash beat me to it, but *********
Ditto, you feckless idiot. I have a pretty live and let live attitude with people here. Except Smash. He lords his sub-par analysys of the world over people here like it is gospel. Trouble is, he's generally pointed at least 110 degrees off true north. Backwards is not a way of thinking I like to have perpetuated. You, on the otherhand, are a bug. My windshield has eaten most of your family without a second thought. You can't be far behind. I would suggest 2 things to try before coming in here and tussleing next time.
1) Learn a little about the world and the way it works. Yes. We in power do things in an underhanded and sneaky manner. Largely because you, not in power, would prefer to have us make nicey with everyone. Remember why Reagan got elected? Hell, I was 6 at the time and I knew he was a f*ck up.
2) Understand that partisan whining isn't when it comes from the people who are making the laws. I'm not whining a bit. I love the way things are going. Toughen the patriot act for all I care. The only thing shrub has messed up so far is the damn migrant worker thing. But I imagine it will be set right by the time it actually comes to a vote, after the next election.
Edited, Thu Jan 22 18:04:33 2004 by MoebiusLord
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[your response to why we went to war in Iraq, which was a crock of ****]
We went to war in Iraq because:
a) Sadaam tried to put the beat down on Bush I.
b) Oil is really really important to us.
Does that make sense? Good. WMD was a smokescreen to get the rest of the world in some way on board. It worked and it didn't. Boo hoo. We're there now. What would you have us do, an overnight pull out? Moron.
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Moebius the fart bag says....
Hmm. A witty pun. I guess we both have titles reflecting real life afflictions. Yours is manifested by taking on people who dwarf you in rhetorical skill and intellectual prowess. Nice work.
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You do realize that near the end of the Clinton administration, a report was completed that warned of terrorists using jetliners against heavily populated targets, and that this report was handed to Bush's transition team.......and was never heard from again?
Did your guy make it public? Didn't think so. If one administration didn't take too much stock in it, why should the next?
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So stop trying to place the blame for everything on liberal Democrats.
Heh. Why? I like blaming things on them. They are responsible in large part for the financial jeopardy this country faces today. Going back 4 generations, actually.
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It was Regan that gutted the human intelligence forces in favor of electronic and satellite resources.
Well, smash beat me to it, but *********
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So just quit you're partisan whining and get in touch with the facts.
Ditto, you feckless idiot. I have a pretty live and let live attitude with people here. Except Smash. He lords his sub-par analysys of the world over people here like it is gospel. Trouble is, he's generally pointed at least 110 degrees off true north. Backwards is not a way of thinking I like to have perpetuated. You, on the otherhand, are a bug. My windshield has eaten most of your family without a second thought. You can't be far behind. I would suggest 2 things to try before coming in here and tussleing next time.
1) Learn a little about the world and the way it works. Yes. We in power do things in an underhanded and sneaky manner. Largely because you, not in power, would prefer to have us make nicey with everyone. Remember why Reagan got elected? Hell, I was 6 at the time and I knew he was a f*ck up.
2) Understand that partisan whining isn't when it comes from the people who are making the laws. I'm not whining a bit. I love the way things are going. Toughen the patriot act for all I care. The only thing shrub has messed up so far is the damn migrant worker thing. But I imagine it will be set right by the time it actually comes to a vote, after the next election.
Edited, Thu Jan 22 18:04:33 2004 by MoebiusLord
Is it just me or does it feel like we've entered the "No Spin Zone"?
Who is looking out for me anyway?
Who is looking out for me anyway?
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it's jackasses like him that give texas (where i was born and will never never ever ever live again) a bad name.
sounds to me like you're the one giving Texas a bad name... literally.
he could have used 2 words really
State of the union? :- It's *******
i read that the world bank made a statement to the effect that if bush gets another term there is a 50+% chance of global ecconomic meltdown. Sounds like fun where do i sign up.
State of the union? :- It's *******
i read that the world bank made a statement to the effect that if bush gets another term there is a 50+% chance of global ecconomic meltdown. Sounds like fun where do i sign up.
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