Joke of the day 1-21-04Follow

Bear in a bar in Billings, Montana.


A bear walks in to a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs his paw on the bar and demands a beer.

The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings."

The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer.

The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings."

The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar."

The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bullying bears in bars in Billings."

The bear goes to the end of the bar, and, as promised, eats the woman.

He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer.

The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bullying bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs."

The bear says, "I'm Not on drugs!"



The bartender says, "You are now. That was a barbitchyouate."

Edited, Wed Jan 21 10:25:28 2004 by Grimfar

My apologies I didn't realize it was an exclusive thread.
/roll eyes



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Now all someone has to do is to ask me to transfer money from their inheritance to a bank in Ethiopia, and it will truly be like my junk email folder.

Hey Grimfar! You must be from the medical field!