Condoleeza Rice? She'd lock in the black, the female, the Right, the Stanford grads, umm, who else? Ok, so she is even more unlikely than Powell, but I could see her overtaking him if it were to come to that.
Have you heard her speak? Also, please inform me when Republican's nominate a black woman so I can prpare for the many monkies flying out of my ass and the damage they will do to passerby.
Fred Thompson? He'd be good, has name recognition, has the Law and Order watchers vote in the bag, and has terrific stage presence.
American's would never vote for a former Actor to be president, silly. What a whacko you are! Seriously, though, he's been out of the game for too long. I don't think he'd be intrested to be honest.
Donald Rumsfeld? If he won the Dem would mass suicide the night of Election Day.
No, the terms of his deal with Satan are quite specefic I hear. He's reached the peak of his lifetime political power. Be a fun debater to watch though.
Rudy Gullianni(sp)? The Big C knocked him on his a$$, but who knows? A divorcee might be problematic, but perhaps not in this day and age. (edit: after having difficulty posting due to a weird bug here at work, I can see Rudy was already mentioned, so consider this a me-too addendum)
Needs to be a Senator first.
That governor from Michigan, something-something-Ebbers-what's-his-name? He doesn't have much recognition outside of MI and the party faithful (I can't even remember his name), but he supposedly has the Party apparatchik support.
John Engler? Yeah maybe. Also bald though. What's up with all you guys being bald? Must be the evil seeping out of the skull kiling all the hair.
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