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1. You are cursed by an evil spirit, that you must spend the next year of your life as any object that is currently on your desk. What object do you choose to be?
I would be my monitor, I could make the images of dead relitives appear on myself and make anyone who uses me **** themselves, plus I would still be able to see **** in some fashion.
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2. What should I name my 4 baby guppies?
My sister has guppies herself, her trick is don't name them because they die before it matters, so they all are reffered to by there distinguishing marks, yellow tail, blue fin, etc.
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3. in 2000 words or less, describe your position on the hula hoop vs. slinkie as the greatest fundamental toy breakthrough of all time. Be sure to cite sources. Include diagrams for extra credit...
I could never get a hula hoop to work, so slinky is the best ohh ya diagram --> O (It's a slinkie viewed from above)
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4. Rasin bread or no Rasin bread
Raisn bread, freshly toasted with appel butter mmmmm
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5. In a fight to the death, who would win: The italian mafia vs. the russian mafia vs. the triads, vs. the Canadian chapter of the hells angles.
The triads, no question. I would like to see the Canadian chapter of the hells angles vs the village people that would be a pretty even match.
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6. To be, or not to be?
Hang on I will do this from memory:
To be, or not to be, that is the question
Whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.
Or to take arms against a sea of trouble and in opposing them to die, to sleep, no more.
Once we have shuffled off the mortal coil, must give us pause, for in the sleep of death what dreams may come.
Ok thats about all I can remember, it was a long time ago since High School drama!
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7. Due to a gag order imposed by the Michael Jackson defense team, question 7 will not be seen here today. Instead, here's a button that doesn't work!
I just launched a scud against russia didn't I?
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8. Have you read anything by David Drake?
Nope
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9. If you could throw a snowball at anyone here, who would you throw it at? (it's a fluffy non damaging snowball with no rocks inside...)
Jesus
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10. Is this the end of this poll?
This one, yes, all of them, god only hopes.