Maybe ill start going to the doctor more often.....
Physician, Heal Thyself...
Ralph had a long history of migraine headaches. When Dr. Caligari did his history, he discovered that the poor guy has tried practically every therapy known to man for his migraines -- and still no improvement.
"Listen," said Dr. Caligari, "I also have migraines, and the advice I'm going to give you isn't really anything I learned in medical school, but it's advice that I've learned from my own experience.
When I have a migraine, I go home, get in a nice hot bathtub, and soak for a while. Then I have my wife sponge me off with the hottest water I can stand, especially around the forehead. This helps a little. Then I get out of the tub, take her into the bedroom, and even if my head is killing me, I force myself to have *** with her. Almost always, the headache is immediately gone. Now, give it a try, and come back and see me in six weeks."
Six weeks later, Ralph returns with a big happy grin on his face, "Doc! I took your advice and it works! It really works! I've had migraines for 17 years and this is the very first time anyone has ever helped me!"
"Well," said Dr. Caligari, "healing is my profession."
"By the way, Doc," Ralph added, "you have a really nice house."