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#1 Jan 16 2004 at 3:07 PM Rating: Excellent
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This morning at my dental appointment, the woman scraping the **** out of my teeth had her breats firmly planted in my eye sockets. Do you think she was:

a) sheilding me from the possibilty of "blow back" from the teeth scraping?

b) checking to see if her breats would, in fact, fit in my eye sockets?

c) coming on to me?

I look forward to all board wisom culminating here, on this issue.Smiley: grin
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#2 Jan 16 2004 at 3:13 PM Rating: Good
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She was "A", which proved "B" and this was done so that she could "C".

/nod


#3 Jan 16 2004 at 3:17 PM Rating: Good
Her teets itched and she was using you eye scockets to sratch em.

Happens all the time at the dentist office.

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#4 Jan 16 2004 at 3:18 PM Rating: Excellent
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Honestly I feel that a lot of women don't pay attention to where their ******* are. Before I had a girlfriend, I enjoyed the random accidental boob touch, but now that I'm taken, and make my best efforts to stay away from ******* that aren't my S.O.'s, I find that women have a hard time keeping their ******* out of trouble. Unless they are purposely trying to get me to cop a feel, but I doubt that.

Actually, today, a co-worker leaned over as I was reaching for a time card and there was boob to arm contact. Didn't even phase her, but I definitely noticed and shamefully pulled my arm away.

I think she would have noticed more if you were a male, but she figured that since you are female, you'd understand how hard it is to reach things with out your boobs getting in the way.

I know mine get in the way all the time ;)

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#5 Jan 16 2004 at 3:20 PM Rating: Good
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Was this woman hanging from the ceiling like a bat? Help me out here and draw a mental picture -- how did she manage to fill your eye sockets with mammaries without filling your mouth with her belly (or ribcage anyway)
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#6 Jan 16 2004 at 3:21 PM Rating: Good
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Joph, me thinks you're looking at this the wrong way. She was clearly behind taredoru's head, leaning over her, and working on her mouth.

Does that sound dirty to anyone else? /cackle

So, was she hot?
#7 Jan 16 2004 at 3:24 PM Rating: Excellent
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Now would be a good time for popcorn.

Continue.

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#8 Jan 16 2004 at 3:25 PM Rating: Good
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Maybe. It's been a while since my face was last accosted by boobage.

I get it now. I've never had a dentist come at me from behind though like that. Mine always work from the side so their ******* stay firmly pressed against my shoulder like good ******* should.
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#9 Jan 16 2004 at 3:26 PM Rating: Good
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I've never had a dentist come at me from behind though like that.


******* but my mind is in the gutter today. Smiley: laugh
#10 Jan 16 2004 at 3:28 PM Rating: Good
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so lets atleast get something worth reading ... what are u and merri going to do tonight....
#11 Jan 16 2004 at 3:31 PM Rating: Excellent
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Now, just stop it right there, folks.

She was hot. And I am having a hard time working now. Maybe I should back and give her my number? /kick the ground sheepishly

Smiley: laugh

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#12 Jan 16 2004 at 3:37 PM Rating: Good
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Actually, today, a co-worker leaned over as I was reaching for a time card and there was boob to arm contact. Didn't even phase her, but I definitely noticed and shamefully pulled my arm away


Skeeter i am getting seriously worried about you, you've either been smitten big time - or you scared witless of the powers of your S.O.

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Honestly I feel that a lot of women don't pay attention to where their ******* are


I can assure you i know where mine are at all times, what they are doing however - well true I have to admit I really don't keep an eye on 24 'em hours a day.

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#13 Jan 16 2004 at 3:41 PM Rating: Excellent
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But you would notice if your ******* were in someone's eye sockets right?
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#14 Jan 16 2004 at 3:43 PM Rating: Good
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what are u and merri going to do tonight.


Well, I work until 8pm. After that it's going to be a long exciting night of ... cleaning the house! Yeah... that's it. Muahahaha.

Tare, you know, you should get your teeth cleaned every week. Sure, that would be a good thing. Never can be too careful with your pearly whites. /grin

Next time you go in tell her, "you know, my eye sockets must be really uncomfortable. I could hold those in my hands for you?"




Edited, Fri Jan 16 15:44:57 2004 by Angua
#15 Jan 16 2004 at 3:43 PM Rating: Excellent
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I just feel that a good boyfriend should stay away from other woman's *******. Is this wrong? It's not like I yelled at her and then ran into the bathroom to furiously scrub my arm to get rid of the alien boob molecules. I just felt uncomfortable with another woman's ******* on me and pulled my arm away.

******* are like pedestrians, they always have the right of way.

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#16 Jan 16 2004 at 3:45 PM Rating: Excellent
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Oh, I get it... "pebreastrians"...

Edited, Fri Jan 16 15:47:47 2004 by taredoru
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#17 Jan 16 2004 at 3:46 PM Rating: Good
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Queen Skeeter wrote:
I just feel that a good boyfriend should stay away from other woman's *******. Is this wrong? It's not like I yelled at her and then ran into the bathroom to furiously scrub my arm to get rid of the alien boob molecules. I just felt uncomfortable with another woman's ******* on me and pulled my arm away.

******* are like pedestrians, they always have the right of way.


dude im sorry but all i could think of while reading this was the crying game.

Edited, Fri Jan 16 15:47:25 2004 by Murth
#18 Jan 16 2004 at 4:04 PM Rating: Excellent
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Sorry Murth, you lost me. I've never seen the Crying Game. (Probably because I'm not ***) hehe.

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#19 Jan 16 2004 at 4:11 PM Rating: Good
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But you would notice if your ******* were in someone's eye sockets right?


Well i do get kinda distracted sometimes ...

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******* are like pedestrians, they always have the right of way


too right sunshine, too right - you're learning
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#20 Jan 16 2004 at 5:56 PM Rating: Good
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Dammit, I thought it was another teety pic thread.

Continue on with your conversations. I was not here.
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#21 Jan 16 2004 at 6:00 PM Rating: Excellent
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Skeeter i am getting seriously worried about you, you've either been smitten big time - or you scared witless of the powers of your S.O.

Wouldn't you be? I am very scary. Nah, Skeet's welcome to his boobie contact. I have a feeling I would be more understanding than he would if say, my *** happened to be touched by someone at my work.
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#22 Jan 16 2004 at 6:08 PM Rating: Good
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Hehe, kinda reminds me of the time I was with a co-worker in the back room. Only this time, there were no dental instruments, and she knew EXACTLY where her boobs were -=)
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#23 Jan 16 2004 at 6:14 PM Rating: Good
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Wouldn't you be? I am very scary. Nah, Skeet's welcome to his boobie contact. I have a feeling I would be more understanding than he would if say, my *** happened to be touched by someone at my work



../choke

Speaks the rodent with "Hi eat me" scrawled across her ***



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#24 Jan 16 2004 at 6:17 PM Rating: Excellent
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Speaks the rodent with "Hi eat me" scrawled across her ***


Where? Dude, are you taking my AVATAR seriously? Perhaps it is time for a change.

Must be that there 'sarcasm'

Edited, Fri Jan 16 18:25:08 2004 by Atomicflea
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#25 Jan 16 2004 at 6:19 PM Rating: Good
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[sm]Must be that there 'sarcasm' [/sm]





thats the pigeon




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#26 Jan 16 2004 at 6:33 PM Rating: Excellent
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I have a feeling I would be more understanding than he would if say, my *** happened to be touched by someone at my work.


Who touched your ***??? I'll kill him!

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#27 Jan 16 2004 at 6:38 PM Rating: Excellent
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Dude who HASN'T grabbed my *** at work, especially now that the asking price is so fair? Don't worry, though. I'll still give you your cut.
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#28 Jan 16 2004 at 9:38 PM Rating: Excellent
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Ha, good ol' flea, always the jokester.



I'll take it in 20's please

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#29 Jan 18 2004 at 2:54 AM Rating: Good
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I never thought it would ever happen to me...

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#30 Jan 18 2004 at 1:26 PM Rating: Excellent
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...but all my dreams came true this morning at the dentist!!

Your pal,

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#31 Jan 18 2004 at 3:35 PM Rating: Decent
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That reminds me of a fantasy I had the other day with my GF. Only, she was in a nurse costume and I........ crap, I did it again. Remind me not to speak my mind without the express written approval of the Surgeon General. Tootles!
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