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#1 Jan 15 2004 at 8:37 PM Rating: Excellent
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Made you look...

I have two cats named Rod and Todd. Does anyone have pets? Tell me about your puss...uh...furry friends...

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#2 Jan 15 2004 at 9:20 PM Rating: Excellent
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Rod and Todd?

Aren't those the names of the Ambiguously **** Duo?

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#5 Jan 15 2004 at 11:12 PM Rating: Excellent
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Skeeter the Tulip wrote:

Aren't those the names of the Ambiguously **** Duo?


No no no...that's Ace and Gary, Skeet. Rod and Todd are the Flanders boys from the Simpsons.Smiley: grin

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#6 Jan 16 2004 at 12:55 AM Rating: Good
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I have a yellow lab named Kayla. Just last weekend she ate a whole bottle of Advil left on the counter. Had to take her to the animal clinic all weekend, and even this week for charcoal and fluid junk. Most expensive dog ever, but well worth it -=)
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We have a Jack Russell Terrier named, appropriately, Jack. He's very sweet and un-Jack Russell like.

We also have two female ferrets - Rufus and Nola. Extremely sweet little thieves.

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I have a cute little Pomeranian named Skeeter (I'm not kidding). He never actually grew bigger than my hand (I have big hands) so I carry him with me everywhere. He also thinks he's a parrot and will sit on my shoulder while I'm on the computer.
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I had a Psycho Black cat once that used to ambush my sister when she got up in a morning, lay in wait under her bed and pounced at her ankles when she got up Smiley: grin

Sadly my job stops me from having pets now since i am out of the country so much, that an i am violently ellergic to the only pet i would have Smiley: disappointed

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#10 Jan 16 2004 at 6:16 AM Rating: Excellent
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I recently had mice in my garage. The little **** would not be caught by mousetraps, but in the end bit the dirt when I used some chemicals.

I called him Smash =)
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I have fish, none of which are currently interesting enough to name (besides, naming a fish causes said fish to die, as soon as you develop an emotional attachment...)

I used to have a giant city destroying mutated yellow aquarium snail, but it has since passed on. /mourn snail.
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I currently have three (cats) that are near and dear to my heart.

Jitterbug, named after a Tom Robbins' book, and Tumbleweed and Mardi Gras, littermates and named by my ex husband.

Jitterbug's my oldest, and clearly claims the chair of power, although Tumbleweed thinks she somehow has a hope in **** of taking it. Beta, meet Alpha.

Mardi Gras is a fat little meek thing.

This trio is the most monetarily dear to me set I've ever had, considering it was not too long ago that I spent more money than I had on a cross-country rescue mission.

Goal, you should be ashamed killing mice with chemicals ! They don't have non-injuring traps in the Netherlands ? =(
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My roommate has a large lizard of some sort named Hank, and a small aquarium with goldfish and a weightlifting plecko (suckerfish).
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#14 Jan 16 2004 at 2:15 PM Rating: Good
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We have a Jack Russell Terrier named, appropriately, Jack. He's very sweet and un-Jack Russell like.


He's adorable! My grandmother had a sweet little Jack Russell named Snuffy. He always used to try to mount my Newfoundland, Bailey, back in the mid-80s. Sadly, all three have passed on.

I've always been a dog person, but somewhere along the way, cats have taken over my life.

Yes, it's all about cats now. We're like a Brady Bunch family with cats. I brought in Fletch and Flynn, litter mates that I've had since they were born back in '87. Sadly, Fletch died from kidney failure about a month after moving in with my then fiancee/now wife. It's a year later and I still grieve for him.

Flynn is a co-dependent cat with feline dementia (think alzheimers for cats). Yes, he is a handful at times, but he's always been very sweet. He's a bit crankier now in his old age (17). He's been diagnosed with kidney disease and we've had to inject fluids every other night (under the skin, not the vein). It makes him more comfortable. Unfortunately, his condition will only get worse over time.

We just had him into the vets last weekend because he hadn't been looking so great. When the vet said she felt an unsual mass around his stomach, we thought, game over, he's done for. So while the vet was taking xrays of Flynn, me and the wife were prepared to have him put down - unfortunately, the thought of having to say goodbye to Flynn got the tears flowing. However, the vet came back in and said good news, it's not time for him to go yet. Turns out he was backed up (i.e., full of **** So he's on Metamucil and things are back to normal.

Still, it's only a matter of time (a few months at best) that it will be time to say that final goodbye. I don't care what anyone thinks about pets, but to me they are like my children (granted, our own children would take a higher priority if we had any yet, heh).

That weekend we also had to run up to my wife's sister and hubby's place to let their dog, Rudy, a sweet elderly American **** Spaniel out for walks while they were out of town. He's got boat-load of health problems. We could tell that he definitely is diminishing. Sadly, it turns out he passed away Monday in the middle of the night. So the grieving bullet we dodged from Flynn got re-directed to my sister-in-law and her hubby. We're glad we got to have that last little visit with Rudy. Unfortunately, they don't have any other pets so their house felt very empty for them when they came home from work Tuesday night. We're consoling them as we totally understand this heartache.

Anyhoo, then we have my wife's cats: Muffin, Angela and Pepe.
Muffin, like Flynn, is about 17. She hates all other cats so takes up residence in the garage and our bathroom. Or, when the weather's nice, she'll sit on a chair out in the back yard. She has the most exotic looking eyes (my brother-in-law says they are in fact evil eyes). I feel she should have always been a single cat. She sleeps most of the time but we give her as much attention as we can (mainly when one of us is sitting on the throne, heh. Whoops, TMI).

Angela is our 14 year-old princess, co-dependent like Flynn. She lost an eye due to an infection when she was a kitten and one of her ears is a little stiff and bent due to an ear infection before she was given to my wife. Otherwise, she's in good health. I like to call her "Winky" or "Popeye". She and Flynn have a sibling rivalry thing. Unfortunately, their bickering is usually around 5:30am and is used as a signal to have one of us to get up and feed them breakfast. Yes, cats do rule the world...

Pepe is our half-feral 5 year-old youngster. He was born outside in the field behind my mother-in-law's house. He's the sweetest little guy. He hangs around outside a lot with his father, who we call Pappy.

Yes, then there is Pappy. Although we think he is Pepe's father, he could in fact be Pepe's brother. It's hard to say, but he and Pepe are definitely related. Pappy is a round-faced cutie and I've been playing "Cat Whisperer" and feeding him twice a day. As he is full feral, he's a bit skittish yet, but each day he gets more and more comfortable with my feeding him. He's even come into the house while I'm in the garage preparing the cat meals.

As Pappy and Pepe are so tight, we will probably shanghai Pappy when we buy our own house later this year. The vet totally supports this act of cat piracy and will provide us the sedative to put in Pappy's food when the time comes (if needed). Hopefully, my leet "Cat Whisperer" skills will have him become part of our family on his own. Of course, he'll be really **** at us for neutering him once we get him to the vet's office.

Sorry this was long, but it gave me something to do while killing time at work today.


Edited, Fri Jan 16 14:17:31 2004 by Smoggy
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#15 Jan 16 2004 at 2:15 PM Rating: Excellent
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Err, well, that mouse had a nice dinner, went to sleep peacefully and never woke up. More humane than a <ZZAP> mousetrap, I reckon.

Although, I must admit, I am not a big pro-animal fanatic. Sorry.

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2 dogs, 1 cat that are actually mine.

Oldest dog is Jack Russel / Chihuahua mix named Cage

Youngest is Siberian Husky / Wolf mix named Piper

Cat is white....cat. Tabitha.

All total we have hrmm, 5 dogs and 7 cats here, counting mine. My sister has 4 Siamese too....

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One siamese cat named Jet for his speed and color mostly when he was young. He's getting quite old now (not sure of his actual age since his owner didn't even know when we got him about 5 years ago) maybe about 15 or 16. He's probalby going to get sent to the big farm upstairs soon since lately my dad has been having the great pleasure to wake up at him peeing on his bed. My das bed that is.

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Dead is still dead, Goal.

Feh.

The problem with "more humane" ways of killing stuff is that it often lacks humanity.
#19 Jan 16 2004 at 4:30 PM Rating: Excellent
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Ok, first off, all my pets have seperate names form thier first names.. friends call the pets what they want <shrug> sometimes the name sticks

Cat 1 - Malachi (Jeff)
Cat 2 - Nemo (Mommy)
Cat 3 - Charles Tinson (Static, Stinky)
Cat 4 - Nermal (Little One, etc - its a 6 week old kitten)
Outside Dog - Chloe (that stupid f-ing dog)

Then theres the roommates.. which kinda count as pets..
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120 gal tank full of various fish

Cat #1 Minx, looks like Mink coat fur (female)
Cat #2 White cat, black spot on head, runt that almost died three times, name is Jinx (male)
Cat #3 Another white cat, actually looks like offspring of above two, but they are fixed. Also looks Siamese-ish, named Sam (female)

Dog #1 Black something or other, part chow, part shepherd? Named Tank because when we found him, he was as wide as he was long. 6 months old weighs near 100lbs already
Dog #2 Hound dog used to hate her, terrible yowling, my 3 year old daughter named her "Shubby" and now she's the best dog we own. She's about 4 months old

All our animals except fish are runts/throwaways/strays
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Right now, I am sans pet though I'm thinking about buying a cat since I'm in the house and actually have a little room for a cat to roam. I'm not a big dog person -- I like dogs, but I'm not up to the task of taking care of one.

I've owned several cats in the past, most notable being a three legged barn cat named Tripod. We "rescued" him from the stable where we boarded our horse; rescue meaning that he got to lay around and get petted instead of wandering the barns in the cold. He was a good cat though -- caught more than his share of mice, was always around when you needed a little boost and was patient as **** with anyone, including kids. Couldn't break the "barn cat" spirit in him though and he'd constantly get into fights with neighboring cats and other suburbian fauna. I don't doubt that we dropped at least $3500 on that cat in medical treatment over his 13+ years due to infected bites, cuts, etc. He looked like a fighter: scar over one eye, nocks in his ears, etc.

Back in college I used to own a pair of fire-bellied newts named Behemoth and Leviathan. They had travel in their blood and constantly found ways to escape their ten gallon prision and I'd find them pathethically crawling across the floor, covered in dust and lint. Stupid newts.
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OMG Tattle, Piper is a gorgeous dog! I've always wanted a wolf-like dog; the Husky/Wolf combo is one of my favorite types.
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Sadly, Fletch died from kidney failure about a month after moving in with my then fiancee/now wife. It's a year later and I still grieve for him.


You know, I get mocked for this all the time but my only dog died six years ago, and whenever I reminisce about him I still get tears in my eyes. He was a good dog, like family, all that jazz.
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#24 Jan 16 2004 at 5:36 PM Rating: Excellent
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Well, people laugh but it is a very real bond of love that you feel for these critter, even though you have to scoop their sh*t and wipe up their puke. Anyway, if the love is real, then the loss is real too.

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#25 Jan 16 2004 at 10:05 PM Rating: Good
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even though you have to scoop their sh*t and wipe up their puke.


Do you have a camera in our house? heh, yup every day pretty much. Flynn has decided that litter boxes are beneath him when it comes to dropping poo...still pees in the litter boxes, thank Jebus!

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#26 Jan 17 2004 at 12:37 AM Rating: Excellent
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Smoggy..we have bonded. We have a connection no one can mess with.
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I have 2 dogs, 2 birds, a tank full of fish, a newt, and a crab.


Eve, my pit, is about a year and a half old. Beautiful full blooded stafshire (brindle). Looks and acts just like Tigger. Damndest dog, climbs trees, and hunts squirrels.

Sandy, my Lhasa apso weighs a whole 8 lbs. Shes soo cute. Shes the **** to my pit. **** dogs.. it gets interesting.

bunch of fish

2 talking, **** mean **** quaker parrots. Beautiful too look at, but I am going to feed them rat poisoning one of these days. They have learned to say "Shut the **** up", and a few other phrases. They are cute, but god damnit, they are mean!

oh and one hermit crab, he gets loose once in a while and we have to go looking for him. Hes pretty awesome, nocternal, doesnt make a mess, and is kind of funny to **** off.

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Speaking of **** people off. Yes, that avatar is. I asked once before politely, and I do so again. Katielynn, will you please remove the giant white flashing bulb avatar?
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Seriously, just scroll the flashy avatar off the screen and ignore the post. Do you think you're going to miss anything important?
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I just know there's a shot comming for Katie's post. Smiley: oyvey
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I find it rather ironic that she has a crystal ball.

Not that her future is difficult to predict.
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My husband and I currently have 2 cats.

Knuckles, a big, tough orange tabby. He was built like the George Forman of the cat world and hit like him too. He belonged to my husband before I met him. When I moved in the cat terrorized me relentlessly until I finally tackled him and asked him (in a very scolding voice) if he was done. In that moment I became "mama kitty" to him and his devotion was secured. He got the new name Lumpy. We needed a "kinder, gentler" cat and a less pugilistic name was only the beginning. His full name is Lumpy T. Grumpicat.

Now he's lost a bunch of weight, gets 2 insulin shots a day and has mellowed into an oldish, lazy cat with sexual predatory nocturnal habits.

Fuffy (no it's NOT Fluffy). Beautiful longhair tortoiseshell cat. This cat is unnatural in that he just never misbehaves! When Lumpy is in trouble, here comes Fuffy making his presence known with his irresistable 'look at me! I'm such a good boy!' routine. He's quite vain, too. He strikes "cute" poses when he knows we're watching him. My husband and I have come to the conclusion if he were human he'd be a drag queen. He's the nightly victim (participant) of Lumpy's nightime sexual highjinks. His full name is Fuffy Luffigus.

Like other people who go sappy for their pets, I still get a lump in my throat and tears in my eyes when I remember the passing of my own two cats, Monte' and Nigel. /shrug So I'm a sap. They were great cats and I loved them.
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We (my fiance (financee?)) have two dogs. One German shepard, about 70 lbs, and one moose (Great Pyrenees, Newfoundland, Husky, lab mix) at 120 lbs. It's not so much walking the dogs as them walking you, heh.
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I have 2 dogs and 2 cats.

the 2 pups are Australian Shepherds, both blue merles.

Youngest (10 months) is Sydney (go figure) and the older (14 months) is Alexx. They are both maniacs but I love them dearly.

Youngest cat (7 months) is Roxxy, oldest (7 years) is Ginger.
needless to say the young kitty is the terror of the household. I've come home and found Sydney at the door with Roxxy sticking out of her mouth like a dead rabbit. The dogs never hurt her, though they play so rough it scares the wife sometimes.

I so want to take Sydney to a farm sometime, she is the epitome of a herding dog, She comes from strong working stock and would so kick **** with a bunch of sheep or cows. Our other aussie is more of an agility competition type dog. She has a much lighter frame, can do a standing jump to about 4.5-5 feet and can weave in and out of obstacles like nobodies business.

I wish I knew how to host pics, my pups are my pride and joy.
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We had a blue merle Australian shepard when I was a kid. Used to herd us around, heh. Alice The Dog (after Alice Springs was faster then heck, and could turn on a dime.
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#36 Jan 19 2004 at 3:19 PM Rating: Good
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Smoggy..we have bonded. We have a connection no one can mess with.


Heh, I knew we had a bond when I first saw your Betty Paige avatar! She was truly a "Kitten with a Whip"...

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We (my fiance (financee?)) have two dogs. One German shepard, about 70 lbs, and one moose (Great Pyrenees, Newfoundland, Husky, lab mix) at 120 lbs. It's not so much walking the dogs as them walking you, heh.


I had a Newfie many years ago. Adorable dogs, but if I ever get it in my head to get another big dog, I'll be sure to live on a farm that has big enough shovels around for the pooper scooping heh.

BTW Khelios, love your avatar...is that from Ninjai, The Little Ninja? http://atomfilms.shockwave.com/content/ninjai/

Awesome cartoon Aadynn mentioned before...
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#37 Jan 19 2004 at 3:29 PM Rating: Excellent
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Heh, I knew we had a bond when I first saw your Betty Paige avatar! She was truly a "Kitten with a Whip"...


Just because we have bonded doesn't mean I would whip you into submission!! /crack!

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Heh, I knew we had a bond when I first saw your Betty Paige avatar! She was truly a "Kitten with a Whip"...


Just because we have bonded doesn't mean I won't whip you into submission!! /crack!

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I had a great dog. A basset hound. When he got wet the whole house smelled like basset hound. I loved it. My wife gave away the dog while I was at work. :( Shortly there after I got rid of the wife.

I really miss that dog.
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Ever think of writing country music, Grimfar ?

Or what passes for alternative these days ?

I think you have a song there.

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One of my guppies just had babies. Yay!
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Thanks Dalliance

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To paraphrase an old Alka-Seltzer commercial, "I can't believe I read the whole thing!"

Cat #1 - Sara - fat, black, old 'n' cranky. Belongs to my daughter. My wife and stepson hate her (the cat, not my daughter).

Cat #2 - Nekochan - long-hair tortoise shell with an unbelievable fluffy tail. Mother's day gift to my wife two years ago. The most expensive cat ever! As a kitten, ate up some foam earplugs - had to get her stomach cut open. Was the "neighborhood slut" until we got her spayed, too late, which lead to...

Cat #3 - Bagheera - black and mischevious.

Dog - Yoshi (named by my stepson who was into Mario Bros. at the time). Black and grey Aussie shep mix with chow. Good dog - sniffs the crotch of every visitor we get - reactions from my son's teenage girlfriends are the funniest!

Still miss... Frank - nicest cat ever - black and white, named after Frank Zappa. Feline lukemia about 13 years ago...
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I have a story similar to Grimfar's. I had a beautiful blue Great Dane that my wife sold when I was at work too, but that's as close as the story gets. I kept my wife. :D

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#45 Jan 20 2004 at 3:09 PM Rating: Good
I have a Golden retriever named Tanquary.

I beat her daily.

Great for stress relief!




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I had a great dog. A basset hound. When he got wet the whole house smelled like basset hound. I loved it. My wife gave away the dog while I was at work. :( Shortly there after I got rid of the wife.

I really miss that dog.

Wow. Your wife was a whore.
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