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#1 Jan 15 2004 at 9:13 AM Rating: Decent
Alrighty people, lets see what you have. I am doing a list of the World's Best Insults as a study, and I need your help. I'm not talking your basic insults either, I want the most horrid ones you can think of, the ones that if someone said to you, you would break down and cry like a little girl.
#2 Jan 15 2004 at 9:28 AM Rating: Good
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I might cry if someone called me Katie.
#3 Jan 15 2004 at 9:37 AM Rating: Decent
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The best insults all have the words "Your Mom" in.
#4 Jan 16 2004 at 12:28 PM Rating: Good
So would that make the ultimate insult:

"Katie is your Mom" ?

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#5 Jan 16 2004 at 12:46 PM Rating: Decent
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See! How cutting is that?
#6 Jan 16 2004 at 12:50 PM Rating: Decent
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Actually this is a really good one, 17th Century britain style:L

Earl of Sandwich: "Pon my honour, Wilkes, I don't know whether you'll die on the gallows or of the pox."

Wilkes: "That must depend, my Lord, upon whether I first embrace your Lordship's principles or your Lordship's mistress".

#7 Jan 16 2004 at 12:51 PM Rating: Good
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i thought that dis was banned by the UN....

i mean thats scary on so many levels...

the worst being that katie can bare offspring...

then the absolute nessecity of killing the offspring no matter how nice the person may seem (you cant be to careful)

then the sterilization of katie and the fool who would commit such an act with her

and finnally the demise of the ones who commited the sterilization. cause no man deserves the punishment of living after having to put his hands in katies ****.
#8 Jan 16 2004 at 12:57 PM Rating: Good
Lol Pat.

I love insults that make people go "Huh?"

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#9 Jan 16 2004 at 1:10 PM Rating: Decent
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Someone threatened to 'Salt me like a slug' once which kinda stumped me at the time, must be a gardener thing.

of course in england there is no greater insult than to call someone french.
#10 Jan 16 2004 at 1:18 PM Rating: Decent
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You know you flamed someone good if people are still quoting it 400 years later.
#11 Jan 16 2004 at 1:55 PM Rating: Good
400 years from now, one robot says to the other:

"XRX-6576, you're mother was Katie!"

*XRX-6576's circuits burst into flames shortly after"

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#12 Jan 16 2004 at 1:58 PM Rating: Decent
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Smiley: lol that was funny skeet
#13 Jan 16 2004 at 5:08 PM Rating: Decent
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When informed that one of his less favorable critics had killed himself with a single shot to the brain, Noel Coward quipped... "He must have been an extraordinarly marksman."


#14 Jan 16 2004 at 5:47 PM Rating: Good
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I love those older movies where people get well and insulted without a single curse word, and very elegantly.
#15 Jan 16 2004 at 6:18 PM Rating: Good
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I used to date a guy from England and once, during a small argument, he told me to "get stuffed". I started laughing. Thought it was some sort of English cutsie talk. Nope, he was not very happy with me at all. /shrug

Edited, Fri Jan 16 18:22:05 2004 by taredoru
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#16 Jan 16 2004 at 6:50 PM Rating: Excellent
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Just call a girl a ****. Girls hate that one. I'll probably get flamed just for bringing it up. /shrug

Edit: Curse that language filter...

Edited, Fri Jan 16 18:51:20 2004 by TwiztidSamurai
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#17 Jan 16 2004 at 6:55 PM Rating: Good
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Chupa me la Pinga!
#18 Jan 16 2004 at 7:06 PM Rating: Good
I can't believe that out of a million sperm, you were the quickest.

#19 Jan 18 2004 at 4:03 PM Rating: Decent
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of course in england there is no greater insult than to call someone french.


Just England? Please... there are people in FRANCE that get offended if you call them French.
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