Because it's too !@#$% early in the morning, and these stupid ads are pissing me off...
1. If you could detonate a nuclear device anywhere in the planet, where would you do so?
2. You have whoever invented popup ads all alone in a soundproof hidden room. Would you:
A. remove various dangly bits witha rusty knife
B. Paper cut and battery acid treatment.
c. the ol' put the Bamboo plant with a sharpened tip in a nice sunny spot on the floor under said person, who is restrained above it, watering the plant regulariily.
D. discover at exactly what frequincy bone marrow explodes
e. Lock them in a room with <insert poster's name here>
f. Place a small cage containing a starving badger inside in such a way that the popup inventer's stomache is acting as the door to said cage...
G. all of the above, then clone them and do it all over again many, many times.
3. If you could destroy the universe, how would you do it? (it's the only way to be sure to get all the @#$%^&ers)
4. Would your view of fundimental islamic terrorists change if they started targetting exclusivly pop-up ad writers?
5. What about scumware ad writers. if you could infect the writers of Gator with a terminal venerial disease, would you do so? Especially if it was a really annoying itchy one?
6. Argh DIE BANNER AD DIE!!!!!!
7. Do you like puppies?
9. Do you feel that the failure of early WWII Mark XV naval torpedoes was a direct result of shoddy test programs in the rush to get them into production, or poor fuse design?
10. Do I like the color blue?