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Because it's too !@#$% early in the morning, and these stupid ads are pissing me off...

1. If you could detonate a nuclear device anywhere in the planet, where would you do so?

2. You have whoever invented popup ads all alone in a soundproof hidden room. Would you:
A. remove various dangly bits witha rusty knife
B. Paper cut and battery acid treatment.
c. the ol' put the Bamboo plant with a sharpened tip in a nice sunny spot on the floor under said person, who is restrained above it, watering the plant regulariily.
D. discover at exactly what frequincy bone marrow explodes
e. Lock them in a room with <insert poster's name here>
f. Place a small cage containing a starving badger inside in such a way that the popup inventer's stomache is acting as the door to said cage...
G. all of the above, then clone them and do it all over again many, many times.

3. If you could destroy the universe, how would you do it? (it's the only way to be sure to get all the @#$%^&ers)

4. Would your view of fundimental islamic terrorists change if they started targetting exclusivly pop-up ad writers?

5. What about scumware ad writers. if you could infect the writers of Gator with a terminal venerial disease, would you do so? Especially if it was a really annoying itchy one?

6. Argh DIE BANNER AD DIE!!!!!!

7. Do you like puppies?

9. Do you feel that the failure of early WWII Mark XV naval torpedoes was a direct result of shoddy test programs in the rush to get them into production, or poor fuse design?

10. Do I like the color blue?

Thanks! Unfortunatly this is the work computer, so i am stuck with IE. That's why the ads showing up even with premium is being annoyingsih. At least I have the stupid popups blocked!

Starting to think that Kao is walking a fine line here... Will no longer poke you on the story thread, as am now officially scared of you.
That said, always up for a good Q&A.

Switzerland. Bunch of Pansies. Either that, or Utah.


G, plus I would subject them to **** rape for every time I had to shut down my browser due to popup overload...


Now that's just silly. Where would I go for my morning bagel? Plus then it would REALLY be hard to get a decent cup of coffee.


I would probably become one.


Syphilis all the way.


I commiserate.


Other people's, yes.


Can't it be a little of both?


Of course you don't, although it looks lovely on you.

At the heart of all EVIL... DFAS Headquarters in Cleveland (bastards are still messing up my pay)


I believe that the worst torture ever devised was to put someone in a locked room with a bored Kender. I'll one-up that, two bored Kenders, that way they can collaborate with each other.


By placing seventeen galaxy sized black holes within close proximity of each other. If the resulting explosion of matter doesn't wipe out the universe, then I'm stumped.


Nope. They are still fanatics, and fanatics need to be put down like the rabid dogs that they are
Comehere sparky


You better believe it. Only I'd find a way to make better, faster, stronger. We can do it, we have the technology (nah nah nah nah nah).


I second the notion whole heartedly and suggest ritual execution at dawn.


With garlic, yes.


Ahhhh, something I can relate to, the failure of Navy equipment. Now this, like many other things, was probably due to the poor testing procedures that were in effect back then (they seem to be still in use actually). When the test torpedo was fired at the target ship or floatie, the target was engulfed in flames from spontaneous combustion. The torpedo, being the piece of crap that it was, went right on by, but the brains behind it saw the explosion, called it good, and put it into production. Now if you REALLY want to know why, it was because of faulty fuses.


Mmmmmm.... Blueberrys

Ah yes. That's more like it.



Note to self: Never mention secret pop-up ad writer identity on the board.

can we include spammers and hackers too ??!!

Anyone remember the beer commercial that spoofed that? I'd love to see that damn thing again, cracked me up.