Forum Settings
       
Reply To Thread

ĐخFollow

#1 Jan 15 2004 at 6:58 AM Rating: Excellent
Avatar
******
29,905 posts
Because it's too !@#$% early in the morning, and these stupid ads are ******* me off...

1. If you could detonate a nuclear device anywhere in the planet, where would you do so?

2. You have whoever invented popup ads all alone in a soundproof hidden room. Would you:
A. remove various dangly bits witha rusty knife
B. Paper cut and battery acid treatment.
c. the ol' put the Bamboo plant with a sharpened tip in a nice sunny spot on the floor under said person, who is restrained above it, watering the plant regulariily.
D. discover at exactly what frequincy bone marrow explodes
e. Lock them in a room with <insert poster's name here>
f. Place a small cage containing a starving badger inside in such a way that the popup inventer's stomache is acting as the door to said cage...
G. all of the above, then clone them and do it all over again many, many times.

3. If you could destroy the universe, how would you do it? (it's the only way to be sure to get all the @#$%^&ers)

4. Would your view of fundimental islamic terrorists change if they started targetting exclusivly pop-up ad writers?

5. What about scumware ad writers. if you could infect the writers of Gator with a terminal venerial disease, would you do so? Especially if it was a really annoying itchy one?

6. Argh DIE BANNER AD DIE!!!!!!

7. Do you like puppies?

9. Do you feel that the failure of early WWII Mark XV naval torpedoes was a direct result of shoddy test programs in the rush to get them into production, or poor fuse design?

10. Do I like the color blue?
#2 Jan 15 2004 at 7:05 AM Rating: Excellent
#3 Jan 15 2004 at 7:07 AM Rating: Excellent
Avatar
******
29,905 posts
Thanks! Unfortunatly this is the work computer, so i am stuck with IE. That's why the ads showing up even with premium is being annoyingsih. At least I have the stupid popups blocked!

#4 Jan 15 2004 at 7:36 AM Rating: Good
Scholar
****
4,563 posts
Quote:
1. If you could detonate a nuclear device anywhere in the planet, where would you do so?


I wipe out an Omish comunity, holy then thouh pricks!

Quote:
2. You have whoever invented popup ads all alone in a soundproof hidden room.


I would tape his eyelids open and make him watch that X10 SpyCam ad till he had a seizure.

Quote:
3. If you could destroy the universe, how would you do it? (it's the only way to be sure to get all the @#$%^&ers)


What do you mean "If"?

Quote:
4. Would your view of fundimental islamic terrorists change if they started targetting exclusivly pop-up ad writers


You want to take away my Bonzi Buddy don't you!

Quote:
5. What about scumware ad writers. if you could infect the writers of Gator with a terminal venerial disease, would you do so? Especially if it was a really annoying itchy one?


The itchy ones arnt so bad *scratch*

Quote:
6. Argh DIE BANNER AD DIE!!!!!!


What the **** happened to that Order a Russian Wife Ad? I might be able to afford that now.

Quote:
7. Do you like puppies?


Depends how they are prepared.

Quote:
9. Do you feel that the failure of early WWII Mark XV naval torpedoes was a direct result of shoddy test programs in the rush to get them into production, or poor fuse design?


I did some research and came up with a humerous article "The Japanese forces had two advantages over the American ones. Due to differences in training and outlook, Japanese troops were well-versed in night fighting while the Americans were not. Also, the Imperial Navy possessed an eminently better torpedo, the Long Lance. The Lance had a range of between 22,000 and 40,000 yards, while the American torpedo - the Mark XV - had a range of only 6,000 yards. The Lance had the additional bonus of actually exploding upon contact with the designated target. "

Quote:
10. Do I like the color blue?


Blue screen of death ARGH! Who could.

Edited, Thu Jan 15 07:39:41 2004 by Mrens
#5 Jan 15 2004 at 8:26 AM Rating: Excellent
Sniping Sweetpea
*****
18,461 posts
Starting to think that Kao is walking a fine line here... Will no longer poke you on the story thread, as am now officially scared of you.
That said, always up for a good Q&A.
Quote:
1. If you could detonate a nuclear device anywhere in the planet, where would you do so?

Switzerland. Bunch of Pansies. Either that, or Utah.

Quote:

2. You have whoever invented popup ads all alone in a soundproof hidden room. Would you:
A. remove various dangly bits witha rusty knife
B. Paper cut and battery acid treatment.
c. the ol' put the Bamboo plant with a sharpened tip in a nice sunny spot on the floor under said person, who is restrained above it, watering the plant regulariily.
D. discover at exactly what frequincy bone marrow explodes
e. Lock them in a room with <insert poster's name here>
f. Place a small cage containing a starving badger inside in such a way that the popup inventer's stomache is acting as the door to said cage...
G. all of the above, then clone them and do it all over again many, many times.

G, plus I would subject them to **** rape for every time I had to shut down my browser due to popup overload...

Quote:

3. If you could destroy the universe, how would you do it? (it's the only way to be sure to get all the @#$%^&ers)

Now that's just silly. Where would I go for my morning bagel? Plus then it would REALLY be hard to get a decent cup of coffee.

Quote:

4. Would your view of fundimental islamic terrorists change if they started targetting exclusivly pop-up ad writers?

I would probably become one.

Quote:

5. What about scumware ad writers. if you could infect the writers of Gator with a terminal venerial disease, would you do so? Especially if it was a really annoying itchy one?

Syphilis all the way.

Quote:

6. Argh DIE BANNER AD DIE!!!!!!

I commiserate.

Quote:

7. Do you like puppies?

Other people's, yes.

Quote:

9. Do you feel that the failure of early WWII Mark XV naval torpedoes was a direct result of shoddy test programs in the rush to get them into production, or poor fuse design?

Can't it be a little of both?

Quote:

10. Do I like the color blue?

Of course you don't, although it looks lovely on you.
____________________________
That's the kind of dude
I was lookin' for
And yes you'll get slapped
if you're lookin', ho

#6 Jan 15 2004 at 8:28 AM Rating: Good
Scholar
****
8,619 posts
1. Wales or France .........can i do both?

2. I would desolve them in stomach acid personally

3. I am a great believer in **** , fire and Brimstone, it has a nice ring to it Smiley: smile

4. Not really, they would inveriably miss and hit the makers of Worm instead.

5. Can i opt for Abola since it is infinately more painful than mere VD

6. Caffine free Kao Caffine free it's the way ahead.

7. Sure so long as they stay away from my toes.

8. what happened to 8???

9. They probably forgot to arm them before launching no one accused navy pilots of having great brain power.

10. I don't know do you? it's not black enough for my personal tastes.
____________________________
[wowsig]2213854[/wowsig]
Jarkeld Hammerhiem Lvl 36 Paladin/Lvl 30 Armourer
Lestril Hammerhiem Lvl 40 Monk/Lvl 28 Provisioner Blackburrow server
Iaedian Tailchaser lvl 60 Fury/36 Jeweler. Proud member of <Bane> Crushbone server

Your mind is like a Parachute, it only works if it's open.
#7 Jan 15 2004 at 8:39 AM Rating: Good
*
150 posts
Quote:
1. If you could detonate a nuclear device anywhere in the planet, where would you do so?

At the heart of all EVIL... DFAS Headquarters in Cleveland (bastards are still messing up my pay)

Quote:
2. You have whoever invented popup ads all alone in a soundproof hidden room. Would you:

I believe that the worst torture ever devised was to put someone in a locked room with a bored Kender. I'll one-up that, two bored Kenders, that way they can collaborate with each other.

Quote:
3. If you could destroy the universe, how would you do it? (it's the only way to be sure to get all the @#$%^&ers)

By placing seventeen galaxy sized black holes within close proximity of each other. If the resulting explosion of matter doesn't wipe out the universe, then I'm stumped.

Quote:
4. Would your view of fundimental islamic terrorists change if they started targetting exclusivly pop-up ad writers?

Nope. They are still fanatics, and fanatics need to be put down like the rabid dogs that they are
Comehere sparky

Quote:
5. What about scumware ad writers. if you could infect the writers of Gator with a terminal venerial disease, would you do so? Especially if it was a really annoying itchy one?

You better believe it. Only I'd find a way to make better, faster, stronger. We can do it, we have the technology (nah nah nah nah nah).

Quote:
6. Argh DIE BANNER AD DIE!!!!!!

I second the notion whole heartedly and suggest ritual execution at dawn.

Quote:
7. Do you like puppies?

With garlic, yes.

Quote:
9. Do you feel that the failure of early WWII Mark XV naval torpedoes was a direct result of shoddy test programs in the rush to get them into production, or poor fuse design?

Ahhhh, something I can relate to, the failure of Navy equipment. Now this, like many other things, was probably due to the poor testing procedures that were in effect back then (they seem to be still in use actually). When the test torpedo was fired at the target ship or floatie, the target was engulfed in flames from spontaneous combustion. The torpedo, being the piece of crap that it was, went right on by, but the brains behind it saw the explosion, called it good, and put it into production. Now if you REALLY want to know why, it was because of faulty fuses.

Quote:
10. Do I like the color blue?

Mmmmmm.... Blueberrys
____________________________
Remind me again why I'm doing this?
#8 Jan 15 2004 at 8:46 AM Rating: Excellent
Avatar
******
29,905 posts
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Starting to think that Kao is walking a fine line here... Will no longer poke you on the story thread, as am now officially scared of you.


I get that alot for some reason. I'm really not scary though, unless you are a pop up ad writer...
#9 Jan 15 2004 at 9:05 AM Rating: Excellent
Sniping Sweetpea
*****
18,461 posts
Ah yes. That's more like it.



Note to self: Never mention secret pop-up ad writer identity on the board.
____________________________
That's the kind of dude
I was lookin' for
And yes you'll get slapped
if you're lookin', ho

#10 Jan 15 2004 at 9:22 AM Rating: Excellent
**
546 posts
1.) france, bunch of pussies

2.) i would make them have *** with katie till they get all her STD's then do the papercut battery acid treatment.

3.) make katie president.

4.) join em'

5.) Syphilis

6.) /agree

7.) non barkingpuppies

9.) suuuure

10.) working at intel ? how could u like blue ?
#11 Jan 15 2004 at 10:25 AM Rating: Decent
***
1,437 posts
can we include spammers and hackers too ??!!
#12 Jan 15 2004 at 10:35 AM Rating: Excellent
**
815 posts
1. Texas. Sure lots of innocent people would die, but it would be worth it to shut Katie up.

2. **** but I like how you think, Kao. Going with G, definately!

3. If I had any idea how to do that don't you think it would have been done by now?

4. **** yeah.

5. Only if it wasn't contagious. Cause you know they would give it to everyone else... it's their nature.

6. /agree

7. Well duh.

9. Huh?

10. If not, you should. Blue is the shizzle.
#13 Jan 15 2004 at 10:37 AM Rating: Excellent
**
815 posts
Quote:
You better believe it. Only I'd find a way to make better, faster, stronger. We can do it, we have the technology (nah nah nah nah nah).


Smiley: laugh

Anyone remember the beer commercial that spoofed that? I'd love to see that **** thing again, cracked me up.
Reply To Thread

Colors Smileys Quote OriginalQuote Checked Help

 

Recent Visitors: 47 All times are in CDT
Almalieque, ElneClare, Jophiel, someproteinguy, Anonymous Guests (43)