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#1 Jan 15 2004 at 6:09 AM Rating: Decent
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The Allakhazam's first annual chess tournament is about to begin.

This is a single elimination tournament, I might consider different depending on the amount of people that sign up.

The tournament will begin next Sunday (1-25-04) at 1 pm (PST) and will probably last a few hours, make sure you can play during those times if you sign up. We will be populating table 120-140 in the store front cafe on MSN Gaming Zone Non-Timed, Single elimination tournament.

What do I need to play of master of ceremonies?

1. Sign up for an account on MSN Gaming Zone.
2. Post on this thread before Saturday of next week (1-24-04) I will be making tournament roster then. Create an account and make sure you can play before you post. Let us know your user name.
3. Be in the Store Front Cafe before 12:50 pm (PST) Sunday (1-24-04)


What is the roster of events for said day?

12:50 PM - Roster Call, anyone not in the room at this time will be eliminated from the tournament.

1 PM - 1st Round Begins. I will allow 45 minutes per game, first round will last until every game is over. If your game runs long you will get a 5 minute warning, or one of you will be given the chance to give up. If your game runs longer then that I will judge who the winner is and the tournament will move on. If you are upset at any time with one of my calls please suck my ****

2:10 PM - 2nd Round Begins. 50 Minutes per game, 10 minute warning, file complaints with my ****

3:20 PM - 3rd, 4th, or if needed 5th round. These games will last as long as needed.

I will not be participating in the tourney, but I will accept any challenge so I may humiliate you after the games are over.

Why MSN Game Zone? It is easily accesable to everyone, easy to monitor games, and easy to ignore idiots.

I might set up a chat program through MSN but most likely we will just be using the rooms global chat as there will most likely be little to no activity.

What do I get? A big ol' pile of jack. If you would like to participate in the cash prize tournement please send $50 to:

Mrens, M.D.
333 S. Straughan Ave. Apt. 120
Boise, ID 83712

And the winner will recieve a bar of soap and a used condom.

If you have any questions or comments please let me know here.

ZackDor5 is the name of your celeberty judge for this tournement also.
#2 Jan 15 2004 at 6:17 AM Rating: Excellent
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I'm in. will probably be kaolian-something.
#3 Jan 15 2004 at 10:55 AM Rating: Good
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This title reminded me of a joke.

here it goes:

3 cowboys where out by a campfire alone.

One cowboy says, "I'm the toughest hombre there be in the west. I can take down a bull at full charge and just snap it's neck with out moving back."

2nd cowboy sez, "Well that tough but not as tough as I am. I can grab a rattle snake and let it bite my tounge and then bite its head off and shake the endure the poison without breaking a sweat, then I eat the snake raw."

1st cowboy goes, "Shoot that it tough! How bout you?"

The 3rd cowboy just sits there quiet, stirring the coals with his penis.
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#4 Jan 17 2004 at 1:19 AM Rating: Decent
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Bump...

Play in my tornement or I will devour you!
#5 Jan 17 2004 at 11:39 PM Rating: Decent
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No one wants to play :(

Up for a game Kao?
#6 Jan 18 2004 at 12:28 AM Rating: Excellent
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in game at the moment, but sometime tomorrow sure.
#7 Jan 18 2004 at 2:06 AM Rating: Good
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I'd love to commit, but I'm not sure I can be there. My chess skills are rusty, but I can assure you my backgammon skills are razor sharp. Let's just say I'm money.

Any takers?

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#8 Jan 18 2004 at 3:07 AM Rating: Decent
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Backgammon, I havent played that in years. Gimme a little time to brush up and then I will challenge ya
#9 Jan 18 2004 at 3:47 AM Rating: Good
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Done. Lemme know when and where. But be warned-- I'm vicious.

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#10 Jan 18 2004 at 4:23 PM Rating: Decent
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Ok, are you online today? Just send me a zone message, ZackDor5, be warned though I suck.
#11 Jan 18 2004 at 8:13 PM Rating: Good
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I'll be on tonight around 10:30ish PST-- which should be no problem for you since you seem to tend towards the wee hours too.

I'll check over here first and post up and let you know I'm headed over there to Yahoo.

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#12 Jan 18 2004 at 9:16 PM Rating: Excellent
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I got tied up with other stuff today, but am up for a game whenever. Let me know what a good time is.
#13 Jan 19 2004 at 1:34 AM Rating: Good
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I'll be over there in 10 minutes.

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"Totem is the personification of whiskey soaked evil" --Annabelle

"You're special, pumpkin, but not speshuler than the 'Bama Black Snake" --AtomicFlea
#14 Jan 19 2004 at 1:50 AM Rating: Good
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Belay that-- I'm headed off to Sacramento to drop a patient off. I'll be back after a while.

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"You're special, pumpkin, but not speshuler than the 'Bama Black Snake" --AtomicFlea
#15 Jan 19 2004 at 2:28 AM Rating: Good
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Ok, I'm back and heading to Yahoo for some BG. Anyone want a piece of me?

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"Totem is the personification of whiskey soaked evil" --Annabelle

"You're special, pumpkin, but not speshuler than the 'Bama Black Snake" --AtomicFlea
#16 Jan 19 2004 at 2:33 AM Rating: Good
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I am signed on as totemfromoot.

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#17 Jan 19 2004 at 3:26 AM Rating: Decent
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Heading there now will take me a bit to get a Yahoo account.
#18 Jan 19 2004 at 3:33 AM Rating: Decent
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Wow Yahoo Games sucks, try MSN they are much better
#19 Jan 19 2004 at 3:58 AM Rating: Good
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I can't-- I'm at work and can't open a new account. I'm using my personal one. Send me a tell over there since I'm still on.

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"Totem is the personification of whiskey soaked evil" --Annabelle

"You're special, pumpkin, but not speshuler than the 'Bama Black Snake" --AtomicFlea
#20 Jan 19 2004 at 4:05 AM Rating: Good
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I'm over in Beetle room...

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Winner of the 2008 Allakhazam March Madness tourny

"Totem is the personification of whiskey soaked evil" --Annabelle

"You're special, pumpkin, but not speshuler than the 'Bama Black Snake" --AtomicFlea
#21 Jan 19 2004 at 4:56 AM Rating: Decent
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ok heading over
#22 Jan 19 2004 at 5:54 AM Rating: Good
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She quit.

She was down 68 games to 8 and we were playing to 101, but she got kinda discouraged as soon as I figured out her playing style and stopped it cold. Heheh. Too bad money wasn't involved.

Where'd you go? Got tired of waiting for me?

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Winner of the 2008 Allakhazam March Madness tourny

"Totem is the personification of whiskey soaked evil" --Annabelle

"You're special, pumpkin, but not speshuler than the 'Bama Black Snake" --AtomicFlea
#23 Jan 19 2004 at 5:56 AM Rating: Decent
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Ya it's getting late. I'll catch ya later.
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