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There was a guy who loved the circus,let's call him Tim just to make things easy, one day, Tim saw an ad for a circus that would be in his town. He rushed to get his ticket and anticipated going to the circus, he especially loved clowns.

The day of the circus came, he got up, had breakfast, went to work. Took his lunch break around noon where he had a nice sandwich and chips. Came back about 55 minutes later and continued working. Finally 5pm came around and he rushed over to the circus, and was there so early he got the best seat possible.

When the circus started he could barely contain himself he was so happy. The elephants, and tigers, and tightrope walkers, the guy that gets shot from a cannon, magicians, the guy that swallows swords, he enjoyed all of them, but was anxiously awaiting for the clowns to come out.

Finally, after all the elephants, and tigers, and tightrope walkers, the guys that gets shot from a cannon, magicians, the guy that swallows swords, a clown came out.

He was the funniest looking clown he had ever seen. Big red hair, big red nose, huge shoes, baggy pants, funny tie, suspenders, funny face paint, and even the flower that squirts water.

The clown went on with his act of telling jokes, making balloon animals, doing goofy dances, and finally, came to a part of his act where he needed a volunteer from the audience.

Tim raised his hand and waved it frantically, and lucky enough, the clown chose him!

Tim eagerly stepped up on stage with the clown and then the clown said to him

"What's your name?"

"Tim"

"Well Tim, I have a surprise for you! Would you like it now?"

"Yes yes!" Tim replied

"Here you go!" And the clown smashed a pie in Tim's face and said to the audience "Hey everybody, look at this moron with pie on his face!"

Tim was devastated, and ran off the stage crying.

Later that night, Tim vowed to get revenge.

He went to the library, got all sorts of books on insults, verbal bashing, anything he could get his hands on.

He studied for weeks and weeks, hoping that the circus would come to town again.

Finally, his wish was granted, he saw on TV that the same circus was going to be performing in a city not too far from him.

Tim rushed out to buy his ticket. On the day of the circus, he woke up, had his breakfast, went to work, didn't eat much for lunch though, mostly read over his notes on the books he read, so he'd be ready to give that clown a good verbal lashing.

Finally, 5 pm came around, and he rushed to the circus, got the same great seat he did before.

He waited through the elephants, and tigers, and tightrope walkers, the guy that gets shot from a cannon, magicians, the guy that swallows swords.

Finally the clown came out.

The clown went on with his act of telling jokes, making balloon animals, doing goofy dances, and finally, came to a part of his act where he needed a volunteer from the audience.

Everything went just as Tim planned, the clown didn't remember him!

As Tim walked up to meet the clown, he was thinking to him self "Oh, I'm going to get this damn clown, I'll show him for making fun of me like that"

Clown asked "What's your name?

"Tim"

"Well Tim, I have a surprise for you! Would you like it now?"

"Oh yes, I desperately do" Tim replied with a sinister tone.

"Here you go!" And the clown pulled out his pie, and just as he was about to smash it in Tim's face, Tim stopped him and said:

i love that joke. With the proper telling and a captive audience, it is possible to make that joke last 45 minutes and incite a riot afterwards. I still have the bruises.

30 seconds? I knew I should have went into more detail when describing what he ate, perhaps broken down on a day by day basis.

Longest I have made that joke was about 22 minutes.

Queen Skeet

I hate to admit this, that wsa so ******* stupid it acutaully made to laugh.

I must have had a very very bad day is my only excuse.