Oooo, Hitchhikers guide film!Follow

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Most amused at the possibilities of what this film would look like.

Many questions arise, how will they show bablefish? What will the restaurant at the end of the universe look like? How will they show emptiness and nothing? Will they be able to show the ship of telephone engineers and accountants for fear of PC lacklash? I wants answers! /stamps foot

1. the bablefish will be played by Milie, a trained guppy. Earlier reports that Zazu the wonder fish would be playing the bablefish were sadly dashed when Zazu was inadvertantly eaten by gnomes. An investigation is currently underway.
2. The restaraount at the end of the univers will look oddly enough like an Orangutang, unless producers decide to change their minds later on. When asked "Why on earth would you want to...?" the producers replied that A. in the movie, earth isn't there anymore, and B. would you be expecting to see an Orangutang? I didn't think so. Said producer was later hit int he head by a rather large cricket ball.
3. Emptyness and nothing will be depicted by filming the inside of Kevin J. Anderson's brain. Trust me, it will work...

4. In the U.S. release, the the shipload of telephone engineers and accountants will all be forced to wear protective aluminum foil deflector beanies and flashy doodads to disguise their true nature...

Now you're goign to have to get Kavra to read the books!! no excuses!