Joke of the Day 1-12-04Follow

Ahh Relief!!!

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The VIRGIN...

It was her first time. She put him off for awhile searching for an excuse, but he refused to be swayed as he approached her.

As she laid back, her muscles tightened. He asked if she is afraid and she shook your head bravely.

He has had a great deal of experience and his finger finds the right place the very first time. He probed deeply and she shivered; her body tensed; but he was gentle as he had promised he'd be. He looked deeply within her eyes and told her to trust him -- he's done this many times before.

His cool smile relaxed her and she opened wider to give him more room for an easy entrance.

She anxiously began to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly took his time, wanting to cause her as little pain as possible. As he pressed closer, going deeper, she felt the tissue give way; pain surged throughout her body and she felt the slight trickle of blood as he continued.

He looked at her, concerned, and asked if he was hurting her. Her eyes filled with tears but she shook her head and nodded for him to go on. As he began moving in and out with skill she became too numb to feel him within her. After a few frenzied moments, she felt something bursting within her and he pulled it out of her. She lay panting, glad to it was over. He looked at her, smiling warmly, telling her, with a chuckle; that she had been his most rewarding experience ever.

She smiled and thanked her dentist. After all, it was her first time having a tooth pulled.

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