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We are the knights who say... Ni!
Ni! Ni! Ni!
Ni! Ni! Ni!
FATHER: Don't like her?! What's wrong with her? She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge... tracts of land
HERBERT: I know, but I want the girl that I marry to have... a certain... special... [music] ...something...
FATHER: Cut that out, cut that out. Look, you're marryin' Princess Looky, so you'd better get used to the idea. [smack] Guards! Make sure the Prince doesn't leave this room until I come and get 'im.
HERBERT: I know, but I want the girl that I marry to have... a certain... special... [music] ...something...
FATHER: Cut that out, cut that out. Look, you're marryin' Princess Looky, so you'd better get used to the idea. [smack] Guards! Make sure the Prince doesn't leave this room until I come and get 'im.
Got it, we're not to leave the room, even if you come and get him.
Skeet
Skeet
Please! Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion! Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who. We are here today to witness the union of two young people in the joyful bond of the holy wedlock. Unfortunately, one of them, my son Herbert, has just fallen to his death.
Those responsible for the sacking of the producers have just been sacked.
Skeet
Skeet
And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
One, Two, Five!
Three sir.
Three!
Skeet
Three sir.
Three!
Skeet
-Well, that's no ordinary rabbit! That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
Run away! Run Away!
Murth, for some reason I was reading your post in a William Shatner voice...
Totem
Totem
"Here, look up there, thats the king"
"How do you know that its the king?"
"He is the only one not covered in ****"
"How do you know that its the king?"
"He is the only one not covered in ****"
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Murth, for some reason I was reading your post in a William Shatner voice...
Murth,........for some...........REASON............I was............... reading..............your post.........in a..............William Shatner.....................Voice!
hehe
That was fun!
Try... priceline..... it's .... the.. way............. to save on... all .. your flights.......
Skeet
Skeet
Just. Press....The right but.ton.
Edited, Mon Jan 12 12:45:58 2004 by Atomicflea
Edited, Mon Jan 12 12:45:58 2004 by Atomicflea
heh cant even imagine doing that as shatner its to funny normally to do it in his odd tones.
JennockFV: the quote goes
who's that then?
i dont know. must be a king
whys that?
he hastn got **** on em'
JennockFV: the quote goes
who's that then?
i dont know. must be a king
whys that?
he hastn got **** on em'
My memory is like swiss cheese, I do apologise. I think I encapsulated the general punchline though 
Omg, imagine the reaction if such films as "Monty Python and Holy Grail" and "Life of Brian" were made today? It would never get past the PC brigade.
Edited, Mon Jan 12 13:06:35 2004 by JennockFV
"She's a witch! She turned me into a newt!"
"You're not a newt!"
"...I got better!"
"You're not a newt!"
"...I got better!"
'Lo, there do I see, the line of my people, back to the beginning, 'lo do they call to me, they bid me take my place among them, in the halls of Valhalla, where the brave...may live...forever.
X-Box 360 Gamer Tag - Smogster
X-Box 360 Gamer Tag - Smogster
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My memory is like swiss cheese, I do apologise. I think I encapsulated the general punchline though
no worries im just like an irrate catholic correcting someone for misquoting the bible.
nothing to see here move along
'tis only a flesh wound.
Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
'Tis but a scratch.
A scratch? Your arm's off!
No, it isn't.
Well, what's that, then?
I've had worse.
You liar!
Come on, you pansy!
'Tis but a scratch.
A scratch? Your arm's off!
No, it isn't.
Well, what's that, then?
I've had worse.
You liar!
Come on, you pansy!
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Omg, imagine the reaction if such films as "Monty Python and Holy Grail" and "Life of Brian" were made today? It would never get past the PC brigade.
Yeah, those would draw ire from a lot of groups, but the queen mother of all un-remaeable films has got to be Blazing Saddles.
"Anybody moves and the [big fat n-bomb] gets it!"
"I think he's serious"
LMAO!!!
Favorite Blazing saddles quotes:
"Scuse me while I whip dis out"
"Where da white women at?"
" are you crazy?!? Don't you know that man is a ni-?"
I say Mels character the Gov is one of the funniest ones hes ever done.
"Scuse me while I whip dis out"
"Where da white women at?"
" are you crazy?!? Don't you know that man is a ni-?"
I say Mels character the Gov is one of the funniest ones hes ever done.
/agree
This one is a personal favorite...
"God damn it, Mr. Lamarr sir, you use your tongue purdier than a twenny dollar *****!"
LOL
This one is a personal favorite...
"God damn it, Mr. Lamarr sir, you use your tongue purdier than a twenny dollar *****!"
LOL
I get no kick from champagne...
Mere alcohol, doesn't thrill me at all...
So tell me why should it be true?
That I get such a kick outta YOU!
I love Blazing Saddles. You're right though, it could never be remade today, people would freak.
Mere alcohol, doesn't thrill me at all...
So tell me why should it be true?
That I get such a kick outta YOU!
I love Blazing Saddles. You're right though, it could never be remade today, people would freak.
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