Are we serious? I am gonna do this once more...
In reference to your blatantly misplaced inquiry in to the world of Everquest that found its way to the Out of Topic forum, the self-appointed quarum that monitors the content here on a regular basis would like to inform you that the DNA test results are in.
You are, in fact, missing quite a few strands. This is generally due to in-breeding, a mother who smoked crack constantly during pregnancy and breast feeding, or simply a lack of attention to detail causing the afore mentioned genes to simply shrivel up and die. In the case of the first two causes, you will simply have to go shoot your self, but in the third, a simple cure can be administered. Reading is your friend. Hukt un foniks werked fer me, you too can be helped. This
is your friend. It can open the world of Everquest to your mole-like eyes. Go forth, administer your cure, and return to us to post truly out of topic inquiries, sinning no more.
I had a very witty signature once, but apparently it offended the sensibilities of some of the frailer constitutions that frequent this particular internet message board.
[The rest of this message has been censored and I can't tell you what I actually think of you]