Ever notice that 'adieu' rhymes with 'a jew'? I did. That probably explains why I have the urge to go fu[i][/i]ck up some ***** every time I see a French film.
Anyway, I'll be gone until February 20th, or thereabouts. I know you don't care. I know I haven't been my usual brilliant and entertaining self lately, but that's your fault. A sculptor is only as good as his marble slab, and you soggy twats are as easy to mold as a vat of gelatinized man-seed.
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***** you guys.. shes going home!
And just where the hell do you think you're going?
As the 1' girlie at Disneyland says: Hurry back! Hurry back! Don't forget your ... death certificate.
As the 1' girlie at Disneyland says: Hurry back! Hurry back! Don't forget your ... death certificate.
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***** you guys.. shes going home!
So much for the new and improved intellectualized Katielynn. :)
You'll be back. They always come back.
/nods
Totem
/nods
Totem
wraaaaaaaaaaa. what will i do without being able to watch you and skeet CJ?
/em goes off to contemplate suicide...
/em goes off to contemplate suicide...
Promises, promises Hippo? Don't tease us so! Enough with the talk and just do it already.
eh, tough luck kaitielyn. as big a setback as thundra leaving for over a month may be, im on top of the world now. lets just say after a little more than a month of being doped up on happy pills i can say that they thoroughly r0x0rz.
Edited, Fri Jan 9 00:11:55 2004 by Angry Hippo
Edited, Fri Jan 9 00:11:55 2004 by Angry Hippo
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soggy twats
This reminds me of a story. I was talking to this really sweet old lady once who was telling me about a pet dog she had, much loved blah blah. Then she actually used the phrase "wiped its ****" to tell me about how she kept it groomed, even after it went to the bathroom. I remember I had nothing to say, could only stare in wonder. Much like now.
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eh, tough luck kaitielyn. as big a setback as thundra leaving for over a month may be, im on top of the world now. lets just say after a little more than a month of being doped up on happy pills i can say that they thoroughly r0x0rz.
oh no... did they prescribe you Gleemonex?*
Hippos gonna start writing happy puppy songs now.
*bad Kids in the Hall reference
That's by far the best movie ever made.
"I mean really sick ****, like a monkey ******* h...a goat. Yea that's right!"
"You'd agree that Paris is the Capital of France, wouldn't you?"
"Well, yes."
"Good! So we're in agreement then, it's settled."
"I mean really sick ****, like a monkey ******* h...a goat. Yea that's right!"
"You'd agree that Paris is the Capital of France, wouldn't you?"
"Well, yes."
"Good! So we're in agreement then, it's settled."
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
i like flowers, they are nice
flowers are good, like rice
flowers smell sweet too
almost better than glue
amd more to come...
flowers are good, like rice
flowers smell sweet too
almost better than glue
amd more to come...
***** the "whodunit", give us more songage Hippo!
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