As long as they don't wire the planet for IP traffic, I am all for starting a fund to grant Katie her wish. Donations can be wire transferred to me at 954667192, First International Bank of Nassau. Once we reach the requisite amount, Mistress Wishful Thinking will be on her way to a place that has nights long enough to allow her to truly shine.
I had a very witty signature once, but apparently it offended the sensibilities of some of the frailer constitutions that frequent this particular internet message board.
[The rest of this message has been censored and I can't tell you what I actually think of you]