MARS!!!!Follow

I wonder how Alice is doing up there.

Skeet

As long as they don't wire the planet for IP traffic, I am all for starting a fund to grant Katie her wish. Donations can be wire transferred to me at 954667192, First International Bank of Nassau. Once we reach the requisite amount, Mistress Wishful Thinking will be on her way to a place that has nights long enough to allow her to truly shine.

Jackie Gleason? No? How 'bout Ralph Kramden? Nothin'?

The Honeymooners?

Ah forget it.

Skeet

Skeeter, that was a little too oblique for this board. Trust me on this-- and I've know of what I'm talking about --you need to lay out a trail of bread crumbs for the average reader here to get from one funny reference to another. I can't count the times I've written something knowing that it's funny. And what do I get most of the time? That's right, crickets chirping.

And what do folks find funny? Kumquats.

/shakes his head sadly

Totem

ha! i said kumquat!

".."

We can't count the times you've written soemthing funny.

And yet even the quadruple amputees among have digits to spare when counting the witicisms that escape your keyboard.