^ That guy double posted, what a moron.
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Edited, Fri Jan 9 11:43:17 2004 by Skeeter
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/mourn FoS but the last words, what can one say Akeia, genius!
Now all I need to do is get everyone to move to Europe and app to FN!
/mourn FoS but the last words, what can one say Akeia, genius!
Now all I need to do is get everyone to move to Europe and app to FN!
or better yet... why dont you move to the states and rejoin SoC?
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seems to me skeet is pulling one over on you all more then any of you know.
If you're genuinely stupid enough to belive that I can't describe the amount of pity that wells up in my heart for you.
SURELY you've seen the "Gee I posted something that made me look like an *** so now I'm going to say I cleverly did it on purpose to prevoke the *** raping I just endured" argument thirty thousand times on this message board.?
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his soul purpose in the start of the flame was his own entertainment.
Sure it was. My soul purpose in responding to him was to get a rise out of you for my own entertainment. SUCKER!
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knowing he could get a rise out of smash and have something to do till he got off of work he proceeded and suceeded.
Alolow me a metaphor. "Knowing if he punched Lennox Lewis in the face he'd go to the hospital, he proceeded and suceeded."
Succeeded at what? Looking like an ignorant *******? Entertaining himself at work? Why is I post do you think? Do you think I post because I find this a critical place to practice an important exchange of ideas with my peers? Or perhaps, just perhaps, I enjoy ripping the tiny sad lightly above average people of the world to shreds while chuckling to myself.
Think it through.
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smash now matter how intelligent you may be your post is still an over defensive im better then you piece of crap.
It saddens me that you're not smart enough to understand or appreaciate my words, but I simply refuse to dumb it down for you bastards. Here's what I suggest. Save my post and put it in a flie in your home. Then, once a year on my birthday, take it out and re-read it and see if you can comprehend it any better than you did originally. When the day comes that you *do* understand it, return here and post about it. Untill then, you're wasting both of our time.
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if you must come to a forum to get your jollies and hold yourself over other posters then you cant be that great can you ?
I am the greateset person you have communicated with in any way shape or form. You should be walking the streets singing my prases to passerby. It should preferably go somehting like this:
"I read the words of the great Smasharoo and it cured my colon cancer! I was blind, but then I looked at the screen and the intense light of genius burned right through my malfunctioning optic nerves and directly on to my cerbreral cortex branding me with a lasting image of the great and powerfull 'Roo! Oh, to be able to touch the great one in any simple way would change my life for the better. I'd give all of my worldly possetions merely for the honor of drinking a cup of his drool!"
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if tyour soul purpose on these boards is to put everyone down under your im smarter then you guise then maybe you should re-evaluate your social inabilities to coexist with anyone you dont deem your equal
One, there is no one who is my equal. Using that phrae in your post is redundant. Two, it's not a guise, it's merely fact. I am smarter than you. If Manut Bol were posting here with a sig that said "I'm taller than you" would you post "If your soul purpose on these boards it to put everyone down under your im taller than you guise"? Three, I have no social inabilities. I, in fact, enjoy hordes of loyal minnions who do my bidding whenever I'd wish. I'd use the analogy of a rock star to describe my social life, but it would be such a pale comparison to how great my life actually is that I found it inappropriate.
Feel free to print the above post out and have it tatooed backwards on your forehead so that if you should forget my might and brilance you can run to any nearby reflective surface and remember.
Thank you for your thinly veiled hero worship, though, I allways apreaciate impacting the lives of others in a positive way.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
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SURELY you've seen the "Gee I posted something that made me look like an *** so now I'm going to say I cleverly did it on purpose to prevoke the *** raping I just endured" argument thirty thousand times on this message board.?
Yes, he has... And don't call him Shirley.
Skeet
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Here you go. Ran it through spellcheck. Kept getting distracted.
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seems to me skeet is pulling one over on you all more then any of you know.
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If you're genuinely stupid enough to believe that I can't describe the amount of pity that wells up in my heart for you.
SURELY you've seen the "Gee I posted something that made me look like an *** so now I'm going to say I cleverly did it on purpose to provoke the *** raping I just endured" argument thirty thousand times on this message board.?
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his soul purpose in the start of the flame was his own entertainment.
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Sure it was. My sole purpose in responding to him was to get a rise out of you for my own entertainment. SUCKER!
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knowing he could get a rise out of smash and have something to do till he got off of work he proceeded and suceeded.
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Allow me a metaphor. "Knowing if he punched Lennox Lewis in the face he'd go to the hospital, he proceeded and succeeded."
Succeeded at what? Looking like an ignorant @#%^? Entertaining himself at work? Why is I post do you think? Do you think I post because I find this a critical place to practice an important exchange of ideas with my peers? Or perhaps, just perhaps, I enjoy ripping the tiny sad lightly above average people of the world to shreds while chuckling to myself.
Think it through.
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smash now matter how intelligent you may be your post is still an over defensive im better then you piece of crap.
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It saddens me that you're not smart enough to understand or appreciate my words, but I simply refuse to dumb it down for you bastards. Here's what I suggest. Save my post and put it in a file in your home. Then, once a year on my birthday, take it out and re-read it and see if you can comprehend it any better than you did originally. When the day comes that you *do* understand it, return here and post about it. Until then, you're wasting both of our time.
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if you must come to a forum to get your jollies and hold yourself over other posters then you cant be that great can you ?
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I am the greatest person you have communicated with in any way shape or form. You should be walking the streets singing my praises to passerby. It should preferably go something like this:
"I read the words of the great Smasharoo and it cured my colon cancer! I was blind, but then I looked at the screen and the intense light of genius burned right through my malfunctioning optic nerves and directly on to my cerebral cortex branding me with a lasting image of the great and powerful 'Roo! Oh, to be able to touch the great one in any simple way would change my life for the better. I'd give all of my worldly possessions merely for the honor of drinking a cup of his drool!"
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if tyour soul purpose on these boards is to put everyone down under your im smarter then you guise then maybe you should re-evaluate your social inabilities to coexist with anyone you dont deem your equal
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One, there is no one who is my equal. Using that phrase in your post is redundant. Two, it's not a guise, it's merely fact. I am smarter than you. If Manut Bol were posting here with a sig that said "I'm taller than you" would you post "If your soul purpose on these boards it to put everyone down under your I'm taller than you guise"? Three, I have no social inabilities. I, in fact, enjoy hordes of loyal minions who do my bidding whenever I'd wish. I'd use the analogy of a rock star to describe my social life, but it would be such a pale comparison to how great my life actually is that I found it inappropriate.
Feel free to print the above post out and have it tattooed backwards on your forehead so that if you should forget my might and brilliance you can run to any nearby reflective surface and remember.
Thank you for your thinly veiled hero worship, though, I always appreciate impacting the lives of others in a positive way.
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seems to me skeet is pulling one over on you all more then any of you know.
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If you're genuinely stupid enough to believe that I can't describe the amount of pity that wells up in my heart for you.
SURELY you've seen the "Gee I posted something that made me look like an *** so now I'm going to say I cleverly did it on purpose to provoke the *** raping I just endured" argument thirty thousand times on this message board.?
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his soul purpose in the start of the flame was his own entertainment.
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Sure it was. My sole purpose in responding to him was to get a rise out of you for my own entertainment. SUCKER!
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knowing he could get a rise out of smash and have something to do till he got off of work he proceeded and suceeded.
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Allow me a metaphor. "Knowing if he punched Lennox Lewis in the face he'd go to the hospital, he proceeded and succeeded."
Succeeded at what? Looking like an ignorant @#%^? Entertaining himself at work? Why is I post do you think? Do you think I post because I find this a critical place to practice an important exchange of ideas with my peers? Or perhaps, just perhaps, I enjoy ripping the tiny sad lightly above average people of the world to shreds while chuckling to myself.
Think it through.
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smash now matter how intelligent you may be your post is still an over defensive im better then you piece of crap.
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It saddens me that you're not smart enough to understand or appreciate my words, but I simply refuse to dumb it down for you bastards. Here's what I suggest. Save my post and put it in a file in your home. Then, once a year on my birthday, take it out and re-read it and see if you can comprehend it any better than you did originally. When the day comes that you *do* understand it, return here and post about it. Until then, you're wasting both of our time.
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if you must come to a forum to get your jollies and hold yourself over other posters then you cant be that great can you ?
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I am the greatest person you have communicated with in any way shape or form. You should be walking the streets singing my praises to passerby. It should preferably go something like this:
"I read the words of the great Smasharoo and it cured my colon cancer! I was blind, but then I looked at the screen and the intense light of genius burned right through my malfunctioning optic nerves and directly on to my cerebral cortex branding me with a lasting image of the great and powerful 'Roo! Oh, to be able to touch the great one in any simple way would change my life for the better. I'd give all of my worldly possessions merely for the honor of drinking a cup of his drool!"
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if tyour soul purpose on these boards is to put everyone down under your im smarter then you guise then maybe you should re-evaluate your social inabilities to coexist with anyone you dont deem your equal
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One, there is no one who is my equal. Using that phrase in your post is redundant. Two, it's not a guise, it's merely fact. I am smarter than you. If Manut Bol were posting here with a sig that said "I'm taller than you" would you post "If your soul purpose on these boards it to put everyone down under your I'm taller than you guise"? Three, I have no social inabilities. I, in fact, enjoy hordes of loyal minions who do my bidding whenever I'd wish. I'd use the analogy of a rock star to describe my social life, but it would be such a pale comparison to how great my life actually is that I found it inappropriate.
Feel free to print the above post out and have it tattooed backwards on your forehead so that if you should forget my might and brilliance you can run to any nearby reflective surface and remember.
Thank you for your thinly veiled hero worship, though, I always appreciate impacting the lives of others in a positive way.
Dear lord. Smash got an honorary lesbian for an administrative assistant. I just wish mine would spell check things for me. Or at least proof read my e-mails so that I don't accidentally call the CIO a self serving ****. Twit is what I wanted to say, I swear.
Spell check, maybe, but still painful to read.
Hmm.. Why is I post do you think.... Reminds me of the Sherrif of Rottingham from Mel's RobinHood, Men in Tights.
Sherrif of Rottingham: "King illegal forest to pig wild kill in it a is!"
"I'll pay for this! I mean, YOU'LL pay for this!"
Skeet
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Why is I post do you think?
Hmm.. Why is I post do you think.... Reminds me of the Sherrif of Rottingham from Mel's RobinHood, Men in Tights.
Sherrif of Rottingham: "King illegal forest to pig wild kill in it a is!"
"I'll pay for this! I mean, YOU'LL pay for this!"
Skeet
smasharoo wrote:
Sure it was. My soul purpose in responding to him was to get a rise out of you for my own entertainment. SUCKER!
/em is pwned!
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Spell check, maybe, but still painful to read. ....Hmm.. Why is I post do you think.... Reminds me of the Sherrif of Rottingham from Mel's RobinHood, Men in Tights.
Sherrif of Rottingham: "King illegal forest to pig wild kill in it a is!"
"I'll pay for this! I mean, YOU'LL pay for this!"
Skeet
Sherrif of Rottingham: "King illegal forest to pig wild kill in it a is!"
"I'll pay for this! I mean, YOU'LL pay for this!"
Skeet
I love Mel Brooks films (well, except for Dracula: Dead and Loving It)! Not that Smash needs my help in any way, shape or form, but it's been cited a few times by him that he has dyslexia.
Whether his dyslexia claim is true or that chimpanzees simply have better typing skills than he does, I tend to believe that his writing style is intended to subtley irritate readers further. I'm thinking, PURE, EVIL GENIUS!
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Here you go. Ran it through spellcheck. Kept getting distracted.
See? It worked! PURE, EVIL GENIUS!! So sue me, I'm a fan of his work (and no, I'm not calling you Sue, hehe).
'Lo, there do I see, the line of my people, back to the beginning, 'lo do they call to me, they bid me take my place among them, in the halls of Valhalla, where the brave...may live...forever.
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X-Box 360 Gamer Tag - Smogster
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or better yet... why dont you move to the states and rejoin SoC?
Maybe my tag should include.
Shelicia, 40 Shadow Knight of Innorruuk, "Shards of Chaos", Firiona Vie.
Have alts, will mingle Aadynn
She is indecently twinked too, only waiting for Kavra to ding to her level before levelling her some more 
Edited, Fri Jan 9 17:34:31 2004 by JennockFV
I shall at some point catch up! If I ever get to play again! These slave drivers are making me write more story.
Bah, lower his post count by about 5000 and all of a sudden people wouldn't be so quick to side with him.
Quantity does not equal quality, folks.
I'd say you are a has-been Smash, but I wasn't around when you supposedly were entertaining, so for all I know you are a never-was, and definitely a never-will-be.
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Quantity does not equal quality, folks.
I'd say you are a has-been Smash, but I wasn't around when you supposedly were entertaining, so for all I know you are a never-was, and definitely a never-will-be.
Skeet
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Quantity does not equal quality, folks.
You certainly proved that on this post Skeeter. I see near zero quality in your posts but a lot of noise.
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I'd say you are a has-been Smash, but I wasn't around when you supposedly were entertaining, so for all I know you are a never-was, and definitely a never-will-be.
Smash makes me laugh out loud on occasions. Something you do not, maybe I could read your drivel to cure my insomnia though
while there is no question that skeet is a moron, atleast he is an amusing moron. unfortunately for jennock he isnt even an amusing idiot.
Edited, Fri Jan 9 19:30:06 2004 by Angry Hippo
Edited, Fri Jan 9 19:30:06 2004 by Angry Hippo
Skeeter is amusing? I guess in the current, embarass and humiliate yourself pop-reality-tv kind of way, but I like to think my standards are a bit higher than that of some asshat from Wisconsin. Though I guess that taking potshots at his comments is innocently amusing enough.
heh heh, i said pot!
heh heh, i said pot!
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while there is no question that skeet is a moron, atleast he is an amusing moron. unfortunately for jennock he isnt even an amusing idiot.
Well I don't think She is an idiot. And I do find her posts amusing. Anyone have a problem with that?
Edit: edited to add quote since post in between the one I was responding to.
Edited, Fri Jan 9 20:33:54 2004 by Kaolian
Skeeter is much like Rob with no smiley face. At least Rob :) had that going for him..
As for AH, he's more of a lingering Hemorrhoid than anything else. Itchy, smelly, and irritating.
Sorry to see you guys couldn't make FoS work. Not like you got much help from me. EQ became terminally boring after almost 4 years. I like Horizons, but not enough to play on a consistant basis. MMORPG's just aren't for me anymore.
On the upside, I'm dating not one but two women. One is short and petite with red hair, the other a tall, amazon blonde. Neither is rough on the eyes. Having a pretty good time with it, actually. They know about each other, so it's really uncomplicated, and the dry spell is over : )
Grady
As for AH, he's more of a lingering Hemorrhoid than anything else. Itchy, smelly, and irritating.
Sorry to see you guys couldn't make FoS work. Not like you got much help from me. EQ became terminally boring after almost 4 years. I like Horizons, but not enough to play on a consistant basis. MMORPG's just aren't for me anymore.
On the upside, I'm dating not one but two women. One is short and petite with red hair, the other a tall, amazon blonde. Neither is rough on the eyes. Having a pretty good time with it, actually. They know about each other, so it's really uncomplicated, and the dry spell is over : )
Grady
I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked, dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn looking for an angry fix, angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machin ery of night.
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Skeeter is amusing? I guess in the current, embarass and humiliate yourself pop-reality-tv kind of way
duh!
as for grady... i'd tell you to crawl back under the rock you came from, but im afraid that the next time you came out and insulted me it would be even more tired and dated.
Damn, Grady.
About time you poked your head in.
Glad to hear things are going well for you.
Have missed your hat though, assh*le.
About time you poked your head in.
Glad to hear things are going well for you.
Have missed your hat though, assh*le.
Skeeter the Tulip wrote:
Sherrif of Rottingham: "King illegal forest to pig wild kill in it a is!"
"I'll pay for this! I mean, YOU'LL pay for this!"
I think Skeeter is damn funny...if a little rough around the edges. I'm not taking sides, just on this board Skeet makes me laugh out loud more than anyone else.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Grady,
my rogue will beat up your SK.
Oh, Skeet, you can stop now.
You have been owned so often here, it is not even funny anymore.
my rogue will beat up your SK.
Oh, Skeet, you can stop now.
You have been owned so often here, it is not even funny anymore.
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I think Skeeter is damn funny...if a little rough around the edges. I'm not taking sides, just on this board Skeet makes me laugh out loud more than anyone else.
Some people consider pictures of dead animals funny. There is no accounting for taste. The "d*ck and fart joke crowd" will always be amused by the lowest common denominator. End of story.
Maybe it's not the goal of everyone to make you laugh out loud. Maybe it's not that Skeeter's so damn funny, it's just that no one cares enough to make you laugh.
Or maybe I'm totally wrong.
And what is wrong with d*ck and fart jokes?
You are right, Dalliance, there really is no accounting for taste.
You are right, Dalliance, there really is no accounting for taste.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Good point, taradoru.
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