SoC Vs. FoSFollow

These boards should no longer be infested with SoC Vs. FoS banter.

Last night at approximately 9:00pm EST with a final,

Look out! Goat!!

FoS was guild deleted.

Figured that the boards were so involved in the silly fighting that you all should know that the two guilds have once again become one.

P.S.

Shut up Pat

Everyone from what I was told.

Talk to Jinyx in game to be tagged.

See what happens if I don't log on.

Smash, if you really were smarter than us, you'd realize we don't care if you log on or not.

Yes there was a time where we held you high upon a pedestal, but that time no longer exists. This whole "I don't care about anything" mentality of yours just isn't rubbing the right way. A year ago that might have worked into getting the forum to care, but with all the fresh posters here and you still typing the same old boring ****, you're outdated buddy.

Yah I'm involved in a disgusting CJ with Thundra, yah I post dumb ****, yah I make a sock puppet or two, yah I like attention, but at least my posts consists of more than "I have a higher post count than you, bush is stupid, I'm smarter than you."

You damn Parrot, at least throw some variety in there by saying "Smashy wants a cracker" now and then.

Skeet

What the hell are you babbling about?



Maybe you're confused. I was referring to me not logging into EVERQUEST, not this forum. Here let me educate you:

I founded FOS. I took a random bunch of message posters, formed a guild on the server with the most constrained ruleset and led them to do great things. Later, I got tired of the ******** and the stress of running a guild and disbanded FoS. The next day the people who were formerly in FoS started SoC up. So in all honesty, I'm really the driving force behind the creation of both guilds.

Now I have virtually nothing to do with what SoC has accomplished, but there certainly wouldn't have been an SoC at all without me.

I'm posting on this topic about this topic. I can gaurantee you that if I had bothered to log and lead the reincarnated FoS they'd still be around.




Your odd obsession with me has apparently caused you to assume that you understand what I'm posting about rather than actualy reading and comprehending the context.

That's not my problem, that's yours. What you in particular, or anyone on this forum actually, thinks of me is about as important to me as the oppinion of the waste water worker who judges the quality of the shape and color of a lump of my ****.



You know, I'd feel more inclined to defend myself if you were actualy making a point that made any sense. As it is, I still have a terrible weakness for not beating on the mentally cripled to badly, so I'll just leave at you have no idea what you're talking about here.

Catch me on some topic that I do have nothing to do with and try there.

Damn, skeeter. That's like walking up behind a sleeping bear and flicking its ear. Granted, Smash won't eat you, but even I know better than to ask him to make me his *****.

/sits and waits for the call of "come on, I was only trying to get his GOAT"

Right, because no one else has ever had anything but glowing praise for me.



But I didn’t. And you weren’t. Ah well, that’s what happens when you debate with your intellectual betters, you just end up looking foolish. Luckily for you, however, you’re likely mentally slow enough to be entirely ignorant of how petty and foolish you appear.



It’s always good to reference someone no one cares about.



Here’s a tip: If you have to explain a metaphor by saying “For those of you who don’t know” because it’s clear to you that most people won’t understand it….it’s not an effective means of communication.



Let me see if understand this correctly. You don’t have to post anything that actually makes sense or is correct or even is vaguely plausible to prove a point…just your attempting to do so is sufficient.

Hmm. You know I’m a supporter of Affirmative Action and all, but even I’d have to say that handicapping your inability to compete with my vastly superior (in every way) personality to this degree would probably be unconstitutional.



That makes one of us, apparently.



Honestly, and with all forthrightness, I really don’t.




My sentence structure is similar to what would happen if two fictional characters were fused together, or what they would write like after the fusing? Sorry, you’re grammar is so bad here that the meaning is undecipherable from context.



Who knew you were qualified to judge other peoples excrement? I learn something new on this forum every day. Did you have to go to school for that, or is more of what you’d refer to as “a gift”. Did you start when you were young, puling down the other children’s diapers to get a good look, smell, and taster before pronouncing judgment on them?


You can’t intimidate those not intelligent enough to comprehend the consequences of their actions. I wouldn’t attempt to intimidate a chimpanzee by arguing with him, and I’m not attempting to that here. I’m defending myself from an admittedly flawed, pointless, and mind bogglingly ignorant attack. At any rate, I’ve been criticized much more effectively in the past. Thundra’s obsessed with saying essentially the same things you have (but in VASTLY more clever and effective fashion) and that’s never really bothered me much.

So I ask you to ask yourself, what possibly could be the point to you repeating the same things she posts but in an ineffective and confused fashion on a rare topic where they don’t apply? I don’t expect an answer to that naturally, I’ll just assume that you thinking about possibly answering is sufficient due to your lower threshold for success because of your mental disability.

Incidentally, does the fact that Thundra professes not to have a **** make it much more difficult to suck it, or is your servicing of the he/she more related your scatological talents you’ve previously related to us?

I await your response with baited breath.

Of course when I say “baited” I mean “complete apathy” and when I say “breath” I mean “progressively increasing crushing pain at having to decipher your gibberish”

Read the sig, junior, and wonder why I bother to put it there. You’ll get it in a few weeks if we’re lucky.

Reunited.

At last.

Dang, having finally identified all the Alla names = FoS names, now I gotta do the same for the Alla/SoC names!



Damn, that WAS a painful scene, too! Another painful scene that comes to mind is the one forever burned in every guy's memory - Ned Beatty getting brutally manhandled in "Deliverence". And Smash isn't the Ned Beatty character...

Skeeter, you're a good guy - so here's some friendly advice: you would save face if you admit you simply misunderstood Smash's original post, apologize and then let it go. If you're a glutton for further punishment, Smash's unrelenting fury will only slam you some more. Chalk it up to a learning experience.

C'mon, admit it, the poo expert stuff was funny!

HERB aka Smasharoo/FoS
I was a fool to ever leave your side
Me minus you is such a lonely ride
The breakup we had has made me lonesome and sad
I realize I love you 'cause I want you bad, hey, hey

PEACHES aka Skeeter/SoC
I spent the ev'ning with the radio
Regret the moment that I let you go
Our quarrel was such a way of learnin' so much
I know now that I love you 'cause I need your touch, hey, hey

CHORUS: BOTH
Reunited and it feels so goooooooood
Reunited 'cause we understoooooooood
There's one perfect fit
And, sugar, this one is it
We both are so excited 'cause we're reunited, hey, hey



PEACHES/Skeeter/Soc
I sat here starin' at the same old wall
Came back to life just when I got your call
I wished I could climb right through the telephone line
And give you what you want so you will still be mine, hey, hey

HERB/Smasharoo/FoS
I can't go cheatin', honey, I can't play
I found it very hard to stay away
As we reminisce on precious moments like this
I'm glad we're back together 'cause I missed your kiss, hey, hey

CHORUS: BOTH

Yeah, yeah, yeah
Ba-a-a-by



Lover, lover, this is solid love
And you're exactly what I'm dreamin' of
All through the day
And all through the night
BOTH: (obligatory homosexual reference here) I'll give you all the love I have with all my might, hey, hey

CHORUS: BOTH with FADE in middle

Totem*

*Thanks to Goalkeeper for the idea for this one

Tell 'em to get their a$$es back in here. Pronto.

Totem

Recatally violated by the king of pop. Damn.

That image will haunt my dreams forever.

seems to me skeet is pulling one over on you all more then any of you know. his soul purpose in the start of the flame was his own entertainment. knowing he could get a rise out of smash and have something to do till he got off of work he proceeded and suceeded. smash now matter how intelligent you may be your post is still an over defensive im better then you piece of crap. if you must come to a forum to get your jollies and hold yourself over other posters then you cant be that great can you ?

if tyour soul purpose on these boards is to put everyone down under your im smarter then you guise then maybe you should re-evaluate your social inabilities to coexist with anyone you dont deem your equal


Edited, Fri Jan 9 11:17:00 2004 by Murth