So a week ago or so, I get fed up with the mess of my kitchen and bust out the bottle of "scrubbing bubbles" and go to town on the kitchen. After I'm all done I wash my hands and notice that the cuticles on my left hands middle finger kind of hurt. I figure it's nothing and will go away shortly, I mean, I just had my hands all covered with cleaning products so it couldn't be infected or anything, probably just banged it against something.
'bout a week goes by, I went to a nice Mexican joint with my girlfriend, and you all should know that there are two things that determine how good a Mexican restaurant is: the chips and salsa, and their burritos.
Chips and salsa are pretty good, so I order Burrito with the works, and carne asada. My stomach was still kind of un-easy from being sick not too long ago, so I'm left with about 3/4 of the burrito so I take it home. From what little I had, it was good. Though I did think to myself; "Needs guacamole though."
So today I notice my finger doesn't hurt anymore, but it also has some kind of weird dis-coloration to the cuticle. I put some pressure on it and what came out of it looked a lot like This.
Not just a made up story folks, pretty gross huh? Wear gloves when you clean the kitchen, unless you like extra guacamole with your burrito.