Scrubing bubbles, Burritos, and GuacamoleFollow

So a week ago or so, I get fed up with the mess of my kitchen and bust out the bottle of "scrubbing bubbles" and go to town on the kitchen. After I'm all done I wash my hands and notice that the cuticles on my left hands middle finger kind of hurt. I figure it's nothing and will go away shortly, I mean, I just had my hands all covered with cleaning products so it couldn't be infected or anything, probably just banged it against something.

'bout a week goes by, I went to a nice Mexican joint with my girlfriend, and you all should know that there are two things that determine how good a Mexican restaurant is: the chips and salsa, and their burritos.

Chips and salsa are pretty good, so I order Burrito with the works, and carne asada. My stomach was still kind of un-easy from being sick not too long ago, so I'm left with about 3/4 of the burrito so I take it home. From what little I had, it was good. Though I did think to myself; "Needs guacamole though."

So today I notice my finger doesn't hurt anymore, but it also has some kind of weird dis-coloration to the cuticle. I put some pressure on it and what came out of it looked a lot like This.

Not just a made up story folks, pretty gross huh? Wear gloves when you clean the kitchen, unless you like extra guacamole with your burrito.

Skeet

Yah? Well atleast I'm not the poor sap that read it.

Skeet

Now THIS is a worthwhile post!

Try washing your hands sometime, dirtboy

Shhhhh












It's guacamole

Aw come on! Clicking that link is essential to my story. Really helps you get the visual effect of what I saw. Most would say the picture is very tastefulwith chips, or on a burrito.

And yes, I do do laundry.

Ha, I just said do do.

Skeet

*Names have been changed to protect the innocent*

Skeeter@Thundrasbiotch.com

Skeet

edit: write it down yet? don't want to leave it up forever around these parts :)





Edited, Thu Jan 8 00:51:58 2004 by Skeeter

Don't worry. i already had it.

that is the nastiest looking guacamole i have ever seen...

guacamole is my all time favorite edible object in the world. ok maybe second if bacardi superior counts :)

i make a seriously mean guacamole... and if i get sick the next time i eat it its your *** skeet!!!

I don't mind if you have it, Kao.

I just would hate to receive emails from a gay **** site or something. Plus, my email address shows my white-boy name, totally negating any ghettoness I have worked so hard to acquire.

Even though I've had a few puppets here and there, I can tell that deep down inside, you like having me around.

What do ya say, group hug?

*hugz*

Skeet