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#1 Jan 07 2004 at 7:42 PM Rating: Good
I just finished eating half a pound of beef jerky. I think I'm going to die. Bulimia sounds pretty good right now.
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#2 Jan 07 2004 at 7:47 PM Rating: Decent
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#3 Jan 07 2004 at 10:05 PM Rating: Decent
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thats absolutely disgusting
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#4 Jan 07 2004 at 10:49 PM Rating: Excellent
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How much is half a pound? A fistful? Two? Animal fat makes me sick. Try something acid, like lemonade.

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#5 Jan 07 2004 at 11:06 PM Rating: Decent
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What an awesome story.
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#6 Jan 07 2004 at 11:21 PM Rating: Good
Actually I lied. It was Turkey Jerky. How much is that? A large ziploc bag stuffed full. It probaly took 3 hole live turkeys to make that much jerky. It's actually a fairly helathy food. 60 calories per oz and 99% fat free. It's also a good food for people on Atkins. New Years resolutions blow. I'm feeling better now. Good enough for another quarter pound.
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#7 Jan 07 2004 at 11:25 PM Rating: Good
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Turkey bacon is good too. I had never tried it until I moved to GA, and was fairly disgusted when it was first given to me. But it has way less fat than normal bacon and tastes better.

Dammit, now I'm hungry. =/
#8 Jan 07 2004 at 11:59 PM Rating: Good
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Huh. That's funny, that's what my wife calls it when she's got girl problems and doing her wifely duty...

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#9 Jan 08 2004 at 4:41 AM Rating: Excellent
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How the **** does one make bacon out of a turkey?
#10 Jan 08 2004 at 9:27 AM Rating: Good
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It's also a good food for people on Atkins


The Atkins book that I had said that surger was the devil. I'm pretty sure there's surger in jerkey.... no?
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#11 Jan 08 2004 at 10:56 AM Rating: Good
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Totem wrote:
Huh. That's funny, that's what my wife calls it when she's got girl problems and doing her wifely duty...


Ughhh...Totem, that's just plain nasty....yucky!! Smiley: laugh
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