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Hi! :) I'm a registed newbie! (laughs) Just made my Vah Shir gal tonight. Hope to run into some of you in the game.
Nah. We're all jaded, cynical, and morally bankrupt ex-EQ players. Hang around here much and you'll give the game up too. The only difference now and a few weeks from now is your mother won't let you in the front door after you've been tainted by our stink.
Totem
Totem
Morally bankrupt... I still have a few morals, just not where anyone can see them.
Seriously... how does everyone and their dog end up posting game-related nonsense here? We came here because the game corrupted us all and sent us spiraling down into a screaming swirl of debauchery and hysteria. If you know what's good for you, drop all MMOG's now and run. The pull is too great... even being non-afflicted for 7 months now I still occasionally feel its pull. I'm even thinking about joining in on the FFXI gig... although I doubt I could ever go to the FFXI boards. That place is a freakin mad-house.
-Kenti
Seriously... how does everyone and their dog end up posting game-related nonsense here? We came here because the game corrupted us all and sent us spiraling down into a screaming swirl of debauchery and hysteria. If you know what's good for you, drop all MMOG's now and run. The pull is too great... even being non-afflicted for 7 months now I still occasionally feel its pull. I'm even thinking about joining in on the FFXI gig... although I doubt I could ever go to the FFXI boards. That place is a freakin mad-house.
-Kenti
Hi there petiteredroo!
tinycrimsonkanga
That's the kind of dude
I was lookin' for
And yes you'll get slapped
if you're lookin', ho
I was lookin' for
And yes you'll get slapped
if you're lookin', ho
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
tinycrimsonkanga
Man - I wish I could speak whale.
Dark.
If you don't have anything nice to say, at least have the decency to be vague.
You can't? It's easy-- listen!
Helloooooooooooooo therrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre. Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaake yooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOr voooooooooooowEEEEEEEEEEls get looooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOuder and lOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooonger and the whaaaaaaaaaaales will bEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE able to understaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand yooooooooooooooooooooooooooou.
See? Whale-speak in one easy lesson.
Totem
Edited, Tue Jan 6 12:37:18 2004 by Totem
Helloooooooooooooo therrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre. Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaake yooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOr voooooooooooowEEEEEEEEEEls get looooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOuder and lOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooonger and the whaaaaaaaaaaales will bEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE able to understaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand yooooooooooooooooooooooooooou.
See? Whale-speak in one easy lesson.
Totem
Edited, Tue Jan 6 12:37:18 2004 by Totem
I just watched Finding Nemo again yesterday. Great flick. :)
And Totem jumps farther into the lead for "Who wants to be Queen Skeeter's King!tm
Skeet
Skeet
Muted
http://www.australiagift.com/toy_stores/fig1_kangaroo.html
Petite Red 'Roo?
I hope the hell that's Kanga and not Smash because if a small red version of me showed up I'd have consider drinking less in the mornings and no one wants that. I'd get cranky.
Petite Red 'Roo?
I hope the hell that's Kanga and not Smash because if a small red version of me showed up I'd have consider drinking less in the mornings and no one wants that. I'd get cranky.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a whore. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. @#%^ off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a whore. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. @#%^ off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
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