Forum Settings
       
Reply To Thread

Bush looks unbeatable.Follow

#1 Jan 05 2004 at 1:24 PM Rating: Decent
Lunatic
******
29,550 posts
http://www.worldandi.com/public/1992/june/cr6.cfm

He's poling way way above the Democratic nominee. I don't see anyway the dems can win what with the war in Iraq and Bush's soaring poll numbers. He's 20 points down in the last poll. Looks hopeless to me.

____________________________
Disclaimer:

To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? ***. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.

#2 Jan 05 2004 at 1:45 PM Rating: Good
****
7,070 posts
Now a good time for me to re-post that Bush is going to win?

Skeet
____________________________
Muted
#3 Jan 05 2004 at 1:48 PM Rating: Good
*****
10,245 posts
2 Words: Dan Quayle.

That's really all that needs to be said, right? I mean, regardless of how correct they were, people thought Quayle was an idiot. No way they're putting him in the co-pilot's seat again. 12 years later, and what have we got? An idiot for a president (who I voted for, and will vote for again) being piloted by the man behind the curtain, Uncle D1ck. Watching shrub speak reminds me of a Beevis and Butthead cartoon. I keep waiting for someone to call Cheney by his first name and have GW say "Huh huh. You said 'D1ck'. huh huh". But I will take the Republican vision of this country over the Democratic vision any day. Uncle D1ck is the one making sure it stays at the fore. Well, him and cousin Carl. :)

EDIT: Edited to un-censor Uncle D1ck's name.

Edited, Mon Jan 5 13:49:57 2004 by MoebiusLord
____________________________
I had a very witty signature once, but apparently it offended the sensibilities of some of the frailer constitutions that frequent this particular internet message board.

[The rest of this message has been censored and I can't tell you what I actually think of you]
#4 Jan 05 2004 at 1:56 PM Rating: Excellent
Sniping Sweetpea
*****
18,461 posts
Quote:
Bush looks unbeatable.

I still think I could take him.
____________________________
That's the kind of dude
I was lookin' for
And yes you'll get slapped
if you're lookin', ho

#5 Jan 05 2004 at 2:01 PM Rating: Good
*****
10,245 posts
Quote:
I still think I could take him.


Provided, of course, that the secret service doesn't put a bullet in your brain stem before you get within a thousand yards? :)
____________________________
I had a very witty signature once, but apparently it offended the sensibilities of some of the frailer constitutions that frequent this particular internet message board.

[The rest of this message has been censored and I can't tell you what I actually think of you]
#6 Jan 05 2004 at 2:03 PM Rating: Good
Thatís unfortunate Smash, but people are like sheep sometimes. How many people have lost their jobs under his watch? We went from having record lows in unemployment numbers, to having record highs, what an impressive administration.

He has shown us what having a twit at the helm can do for a country, but hey, lets re-elect him, thereís a good idea.
#7 Jan 05 2004 at 2:08 PM Rating: Good
Sniping Sweetpea
*****
18,461 posts
I especially like the way that he trots out his Latino relatives every time he needs the Hispanic vote. Makes me insane that people don't realize he's waving hola with one hand and fisting them with the other.

Quote:
Provided, of course, that the secret service doesn't put a bullet in your brain stem before you get within a thousand yards?:)

Way to kill my fantasy. I have to hold on to something for the next four years, may as well be bloodlust.
____________________________
That's the kind of dude
I was lookin' for
And yes you'll get slapped
if you're lookin', ho

#8 Jan 05 2004 at 2:38 PM Rating: Good
YAY! Canaduhian
*****
10,281 posts
@WorkSlacking wrote:

He has shown us what having a twit at the helm can do for a country, but hey, lets re-elect him, there's a good idea.


I didn't think he was elected in the first place..Smiley: lol

Just kiddin'...
____________________________
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
#9 Jan 05 2004 at 2:42 PM Rating: Good
Sniping Sweetpea
*****
18,461 posts
Oh, schnap!
____________________________
That's the kind of dude
I was lookin' for
And yes you'll get slapped
if you're lookin', ho

#10 Jan 05 2004 at 2:44 PM Rating: Good
Sacrificial Lamb
*****
16,110 posts
Kaolian?

Naughty naughty! You know you shouldn't have hacked Smasharoo's account and writen those things. He's going to be very angry. We all know there is no way Smasharoo would admit defeat this early in the political ballgame, so by default this thread must belong to you.

Bad Kao. Bad bad Kaolian!

Totem
____________________________
Born-on date: 2076

Zombo.com

Obama

Winner of Last(tm) VIII!

Winner of the 2008 Allakhazam March Madness tourny

"Totem is the personification of whiskey soaked evil" --Annabelle

"You're special, pumpkin, but not speshuler than the 'Bama Black Snake" --AtomicFlea
#11 Jan 05 2004 at 2:45 PM Rating: Good
Sacrificial Lamb
*****
16,110 posts
Ooooops.

I guess I should have read the link first.

/blushes

Totem
____________________________
Born-on date: 2076

Zombo.com

Obama

Winner of Last(tm) VIII!

Winner of the 2008 Allakhazam March Madness tourny

"Totem is the personification of whiskey soaked evil" --Annabelle

"You're special, pumpkin, but not speshuler than the 'Bama Black Snake" --AtomicFlea
#12 Jan 05 2004 at 3:36 PM Rating: Decent
Prodigal Son
******
20,042 posts
I think we should launch some nuclear warheads at Jacksonville, break Florida off at the handle, sink it into the Gulf. Maybe that would help election matters a bit. Of course, since California is still intact, even after their mega-boondoggle of an election....but I digress.
____________________________
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
#13 Jan 05 2004 at 4:16 PM Rating: Decent
Lunatic
******
29,550 posts
Just wanted to see who acutally read links. Mobius wins the award as the only person to actually read something before responding. About what I expected.
____________________________
Disclaimer:

To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? ***. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.

#14 Jan 05 2004 at 4:27 PM Rating: Good
I read it, but I found your post more worthy of a reply than the article, its a little old.
#15 Jan 05 2004 at 5:06 PM Rating: Decent
Prodigal Son
******
20,042 posts
I looked at the article linked, but since I have no working knowledge of government or politics, I skimmed for names and terms I recognized. It seemed to be based on Clinton and the Democratic party; but I'm at a loss since the article is from 92. So I'll just bow out of this thread now.
#16 Jan 05 2004 at 8:23 PM Rating: Excellent
***
3,471 posts
I read the link at least the first paragraph. Saw the trap and said uh uh. Not today.
Reply To Thread

Colors Smileys Quote OriginalQuote Checked Help

 

Recent Visitors: 61 All times are in CST
Kavekkk, lolgaxe, TirithRR, Anonymous Guests (58)